Christian The Lion

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2 months ago
Jesus Is Lord
2 months ago
I would imagine that Jesus would be a little more modest
2 months ago
god is a technopobian
2 months ago
Jesus Saves

(At Bank of America)
2 months ago
More info on the story. Touching. Unfortunately the scene in the video was the last ever seen of Christian...
2 months ago
Proof that my father works in mysterious ways.
2 months ago
jesus is on that main line tell him what you want, hey jesus is on that mainline tell him what you want, call him up, call him up, call him up and tell him what you want, ry codder
2 months ago
I made a wish upon a star
I could have had a brand new car
Got tired of wishing
So I stole one.

Seventeen and knew it all
My dreams were big but my thoughts were small
So many roads somehow I chose
The wrong one.

But Jesus and Mamma always loved me,
Even when the devil took control.
Jesus and mama always loved me
This I know....... confederate railroad
2 months ago
Hey guys I remember you, chomp! Then he bites off their heads.
2 months ago
shit a loin, shoot! shoot!
2 months ago
shoot...shoot....shoot you cock chalk on my face
2 months ago
Finally, a good video and the god freaks are ruining the text already...
2 months ago
Yeah!!!

Where's godswrath when you need him? At least he was funny.
2 months ago
I love you and i always will.
2 months ago
Guess what, we don't love you, at all.
2 months ago
this was actually a tiuching video it was also heartwarming and jesussonofgod is my hero
2 months ago
The Music was a bit over the top but great video.
2 months ago
touching
2 months ago
I was godswrath, but I've forgotten the fucking password.
2 months ago
That sucks!!

He was funny as hell!!!
2 months ago
"I was godswrath, but I've forgotten the fucking password."

Omg....LOL!

That's too much! LOL!
2 months ago
123456789?
2 months ago
LMAO!! I hate when that happens!!
2 months ago
8675309?
2 months ago
I liked it.
2 months ago
Thanks. I'm trying to remember the password. I suppose I could just be godwrath or something with a new password, but that would be cheating.
2 months ago
No. It's no good. Looks like godswrath is dead for ever. I used to be angryman too, but I've fucking forgotten that password as well.
Never mind - they were both assholes.
2 months ago
damn!

I was hoping to see the ultimate in verbal wars:

godswrath vs. jesussonofgod
fuck it.........I'm the biggest asshole of all
I mean have the biggest asshole of all...mostly because infinity reamed it out
2 months ago
Why the language?
why have you not asked to be blessed by my cock?
kneel before me, and I will bless you
2 months ago
kneel before me, and I will mess you
2 months ago
you can just go to Harrod's a buy a freakin' lion??? wtf? I want a man slave ... can I go to Harrod's and buy one of those?
2 months ago
I believe their old promise was that they could supply anyone anything (within legal bounds and reason)
2 months ago
Hm, if the image you are presenting here of yourself is close to reality you should be able to find volunteers.
2 months ago
I have plenty of volunteers Bug ... thanks for being concerned ;-P
2 months ago
I am not concerned, I was just wondering why you would pay money for something you could get for free...
2 months ago
2 months ago
Damn, I was expecting the lion to rip off their faces or something.
2 months ago
Naw, its a cat, if you are part of its family you are fine.
2 months ago
I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop and the lion to really start munching, with the sappy elevator music continuing to play. That would have been delicious black humour.

But then I am a guy who had chest pains a few weeks back and was told that it must have just been a bit of compassion that I felt for the first time.
2 months ago
Awwwwwwwwww
2 months ago
This is fake, both those guys are lion.
2 months ago
LOLOL!!!
2 months ago
haha that's good :D:D
2 months ago
badlywhippedbuttocks seems like a good guy.
I like him.
In fact, I like him so much I'd like to donkey punch him to death.
you can donkey punch my dick with your mouth
come on wiped we can shave each other and wrestle
2 months ago
cats. phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffffffffffff. us dogs are WAY better. and cuter.
2 months ago
Dogs are shit. Good debate, thanks :)
2 months ago
Lions in the wild are fairly harmless to humans, mainly because, since 1880, people tend to be on top of Land Rovers when they see them.
Circuses are a different matter, however.
At the risk of boring the arse of you all, I'll relate a little story.
I was at a circus in Beziers in the late 1990s, and there was the usual thing - lions padding down an enclosed cage tunnel to the ring, where they were to be taunted by a pathetic lion tamer.
Well, one of the lions banged into the tunnel pretty hard, and burst the retaining bolts.
So, of course, it and the other three lions escaped into the audience.
Laugh? No. Run for your life? Yes.
They are big motherfuckers up close and very very scary, especially when they're roaring and salivating all over the place.
One was shot dead and the others were kind of coralled back into a safe area.
The smell of human shit was almost overpowering.
2 months ago
Well get busy and get a video of that hilarious episode on this site - sounds mounds more entertaining than the love fest of Christian reuniting with his hippy masters.
thats a damn funny story
2 months ago
Thankyouo. By the way, why have you used that name? badlywipedbuttocks is a fairly amusing idiot anyway.
2 months ago
Hi garbage,
I LOVE your stories,
thanks!
I have one other username, and have alwayed used it, but recent events(fartknocker, infinity, throbstickvscanuck) figured why not?
besides I agree with you as far as wiped being an entertaining idiot, but what he needs badly is to kneel down before me and worship my cock.
Wiped has a large hole in his soul and I intend to fill that emptiness with my sacred semen.
2 months ago
And thankyou goldie.
Would you consider a week in Barcelona with a rampant sex fiend?
2 months ago
girl ... you should go for it! rampant sex fiends are sooooooooo fun
2 months ago
whippedbuttocks -
you are one seriously fucked-up individual. Keep up the good work.
when you have a divine erection, it's always good work
2 months ago
By the way, sweet tho this story is, the lion was nowhere near full grown when reunited. And NO way would a totally wild lioness have gotten anywhere near those people without attacking.

Both lions were kept close to humans after their release into an enclosure.

Obviously better than being kept in Harrods.
2 months ago
I agree Mako, probably the lions were based on a wildlife preserve of some sort and a little bit used to human contact. But, it was obvious the male lion they raised did remember them, and was happy to see them. It was a nice vid, seemed the two guys were happy to see the lion too. I liked it.
2 months ago
Yup , me too.

Tho would love to see a reunion a couple of years down the 'lion' when our hero is fully ensconsed with a full pride of lionesses on the serengeti.

THAT would be worth a vid

This 'early years' version is nice tho

Good luck with the tanker contract m'dear!

;-)
2 months ago
disappointing. was hoping it would've ended on a much sour note, blood and guts. this is gay
2 months ago
And then they fucked the lion because they were furfags.
2 months ago
Its nice to see something positive for a change. Taking care of animals and protecting them from abuse should always be praised. Reminds of a lady that adopted a male lion from some abusive circus and after taking care of it she gave him to a local habitat. When she revisited him he remembered her and hugged her like a child would. The reporters were stunned. Animals have feelings.
2 months ago
More storyline on Christian. The last time seen was the video footage here. Assume asshole poachers sold him back to Harrods... http://www.vetlocator.com/newsarticles/christian_the_lion.php

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