I'm not a creationist dumbass, and I have an education, do you? Whoopy fucking ding, its a chimp not a monkey. Were you somehow offended by that? Are you a chimp? Is your girlfriend a chimp?
I graduated from Moscow University in 1987 with honors, and served in Spetsnaz as a Political Advisor. My greatest accomplishment was cultivating Sen. Joe McCarthy as a double-agent, to disseminate misinformation.
Plus, I turned in my own parents, grandparents and family dog to the state, for suspicion of hooliganism.
Their last-known whereabouts had them at Gulag 237, just outside of Minsk.
We shall make a comeback soon....you swine.
And then...and only THEN.....will you begin to appreciate "The New Order", you decadent, rock-ee-roll-loving dog.
Georgia was just the beginning: one piece at a time......for the glory of the return of the Motherland.
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch of debt has been passed to a new generation of Americans. It should be said that, a great lesson has been learned, and that no great nation should use chimps to run its government, or it financial sector.
So much for trying to bring "freedom", "democracy" and "justice" to these fine folks.
I think I might have to re-evaluate my thinking about this particular "mission", IF what is in this article is true, and IF it represents a much broader picture.
Time for your daily "surge success" story!! (or "How I Spent A Day In Chicago", according to Mr. helldiver):
"Updated at 7:35 p.m .EDT, Oct. 21, 2008
Yet another mass grave was discovered today. Like the others this week, the victims were buried for months, if not years. Overall, at least 27 Iraqis were killed or found dead, and another 56 were wounded in the latest reports. Also, Kazakhstan pulled its troops out of Iraq, as their five-year peacekeeping mission has ended. Meanwhile, the Vatican has asked Iraq to protect Christians in Mosul, and the Interior Ministry raided Buhriz in search of Sahwa members.
A mass grave containing nine bodies was found in Latifiya.
Clashes that left 15 dead and 40 wounded were reported in an area between Ramadi and Jurf al-Sakhar. Gunmen from Ramadi apparently attacked two tribes over property issues. The fighting occurred in Babel province, where U.S. forces are expected to hand over security to the Iraqis on Thursday.
In Baghdad, shelling wounded five people in Saidiya. A roadside bomb blast on Palestine St. left one dead and three wounded. Two civilians were wounded when a roadside bomb targeting a police patrol blasted them instead. One dumped body was found. Iraqi forces detained 29 suspects and defused a bomb. Coalition forces detained three suspects. A weapons cache was found in Sadr City. Also, almost 50 families were able to return home.
In Mosul, one body was found. A wounded gunman was captured during a clash. A car bomber was stopped before he could blow up his explosives. Two suspects were arrested, and police defused a bomb under a bridge. Three Iraqi soldiers were wounded during a roadside bombing. Also, a sniper wounded another Iraqi soldier.
Multiple bombs affected an area near Duluiya. In one blast, a civilian was wounded. Another attack destroyed a water treatment plant that was nearing completion. Lack of access to potable water is a significant problem in Iraq, which has suffered cholera epidemics due to tainted water supplies.
In Samawa, 500kg of explosives were found.
An al-Qaeda suspect was detained in Jalawla.
In Khanaqin, a weapons cache was found.
Ammunition was found near Amara, while a hostage was liberated in a separate incident.
Four suspects were detained in al-Jadidah.
The Interior Ministry raided the home of an Awakening Council (Sahwa) leader in Buhriz this morning. Mullah Shihab al-Safi was not at home, but his father and brother were arrested, and Safi is now in hiding. A total of five members were detained across the city. Security forces from the Interior Ministry are also known as police commandos or national police. They are still feared by many Iraqis because sectarian death squads would blatantly operate from within the forces. Some reform has limited the killings, but corruption is still rampant within the ministry.
The Sahwa Councils formed last year when Sunni Arabs, tired of al-Qaeda, formed U.S.-backed security groups. They are also known as popular committees. At the beginning of October, the U.S. handed authority of the committees to the Iraqi government, but the government has been very slow integrating the fighters into the regular security forces. Many Sahwa members believe that the Shi'ite-led government will be unfavorable to them and have accused the government of targeting Sahwa for arrest even though they are now fighting against terrorism and are loyal to Iraq.
The Iraqi government has been desperate to reign in the volatile Diyala province, where Buhriz is located. A security operation over the summer was highly criticized for giving gunmen too much early notice. Security forces instead arrested many loyal Iraqis and harassed local government and security authorities. In particular, troops forcibly attempted to take over security from Peshmerga Fighters in Kurdish villages near the Kurdistan Autonomous Region. Although outright fighting ended there, the conflict was not adequately resolved and could re-ignite at any time."
Tune in again tomorrow, Stream-O!! I shall have MORE "success stories" for you and Mr. helldiver.
I wuz all wrong about Obama and ACORN!! I actually came across a clip that's the Smoking Gun for Stream-O and Helldiver! It even shows him ADDRESSING an ACORN rally, as a keynote speaker!!!:
More new this morning on the economy....and it's all BAD. For EVERYONE.
Plus..I just realized something (and only because McCain said a couple of times that Obama's economic proposals are no better than that of Herbert Hoovers', which caused the Great Depression:
Welllllll.......ummmmmmm........
The Great Depression started with the Crash of 1929 %u2013 in Hoover's first year. Hoover was the third Republican President in a row following Harding and Coolidge, so the Crash occurred after eight consecutive years of Republican control of the White House.
And, currently....the U.S. had had eight years of.......of...of...of.....
Well...I'll leave it to others to extrapolate.
Gosh-darnit...the good ol' GOP always DID have a handle on things.
Canuck - why do you keep rising to the bait these intellectual pygmies dangle in front of you? For my part, I have a dick that dangles yo my knees, has the circumference of a small Eastern European nation, and spurts jissom that would cover most of Wisconsin. This can be seen as a curse or a blessing, depending on whether you are a fun loving gal or John McCain. Get over it. Nothing anybody says on Glumbert is going to make any difference. Try some humor instead. Yanks are fucking idiots, and they have their minds made up. No amount of argument will help. Keep masturbating!!!!
Y'know....when you say generalized shit like that, you DO know that you become no better than these right-wing slugs who've lobbed similar sentiments at me....right?
Knock it off.
Besides.....ain't no "rising to the bait" involved here...didn't you see my above-reponse to Helldivers question? Shit....I kinda it was funny.
I stick with the view that Yanks are idiots. Otherwise, they would rise up and say "We're not voting for either of these cartoon dogs". Obama is a sound bite jockey, and McCain is an old fool. No contest. The last American worth voting for was Thomas Jefferson, and even he couldn't live with the British in an intelligent debate.
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