glumbert

rat

bastard

fake

Is he eating everything he removes?

a champion cheese eater

Who cut the chesse?

veryfunnyhaharb

Pretty good, but can he do it in Ricotta

thatsevenfunnierrb

There are starving babies and homeless vets out there and this dumbass is carving cheese? I'd be impressed if he made a bunch of sandwiches out of it.

Tracey Ullman said to make it resemble Bart Simpson for old times sake.

I bet he eats all the excess cheese... he melts down the stuff he can't eat and uses it as a cheese enema to cleanse his colon of anything non-cheese related.

*sniff sniff* Did someone Cut the cheese?

sorry.