Obviously you people have lives, It's the little triumphs in life that stop me from slitting my throat. ha, ha, ha...........Anywho, I love it when after I've fallen on ice, and stumbled into a pole as I stand up, and spilt my cheap ass homemade coffee all over me.....and I still actually make that lame ass mother fucking bus....you bet I feel like I've conquered the world. I'd like to see you do that! I once had a box of Crackerjacks. I opened it as usual, but lo and behold there were two, count em, two prizes.....I thought I had won the grand prix.....for some of us the mountains are molehills but I've learned to enjoy them all, I hope you do too!
How often we forget those little moments in life that light us up. Like when I was 12, and someone handed me a note from my "crush". With trembling hands I opened it. I was shocked to see it was a love note, asking me to be his girlfriend. I felt as high as the sky, like someone had reach up into the stars and handed me one. I was only 12, but it isn't often one gets to feel such a rush of pure joy as that.
I debated upon whether to share the rest of the story. It would be nice to just stop there, but in keeping true to life, sometimes, that ain't the end.
I was instructed in this note to write a reply, yes or no. I had five minutes. Not wanting to let the time frame slip by, I immediately set about the task of pouring my adolescent heart out. Remember, I was struck blind, goofy and dumb with happiness. And just a kid.
Next thing I knew, my "crush" was across the room, laughing it up, showing my note around, and making fun of my "reply". To go from being on cloud nine to the depths of miserable despair all in the space of 4 minutes was a little overwhelming. I spent the next six years of school, until we graduated, pretty much ignoring him and nursing my hurt feelings.
But still, it was pretty great to have that feeling, even if it did only last 4 minutes.
Best to you riza, love your attitude!
Free I know that feeling! Had that same rush of giddiness when I received a similar note from douche! But alas he broke my heart! Thank God I was young enough to rebound (83), And I'm living a happy and productive life in a small town in England... Botton is the name of my sanctuary a wonderful place, with so many things to stay busy I have no time to think of the hurt that bastard douche caused my poor heart!
I may have a face like an arse, but this has to be the most pointless video yet. Not amusing, not clever, not well made, not innovative, not anything really. After waiting days for a new offering, we are served this crap!
Free? advertising on Glumbert for a poor product.
Imagine how nice it will feel when you are walking through a big city one day and a beggar holds out his scrawny hand and pleads for your small change. You open your purse, because you are a kind person, and are just about to hand over some cash, when something about him seems familiar.....
That's the time to go back into your purse, take out your cigarette lighter, and set fire to him with the words "Thanks for the note."
arse, you are too much! That was awesome, and I will probably expand on that little fantasy in my spare moments at work! I am having a good laugh right now, thanks to you.
Would you be the slighest bit interested in the REST of the story? Nothing is ever easy in my world. I spent most of my high school career in angst because of one stupid little note when I was 12. Small town, same people year after year, long memories.
AFTER graduation, ran into this long lost crush, had a burning love affair for 8 months, (strangely enough, didn't involve sex, I was young, naive, but in love). He moved away. Came back two years later, I was married. Abridged version, marriage ended, I ended up pregnant, long lost crush made himself long lost again.
Aww, long lost history now. Got over it, but took a long time.
As I once heard a commedian say, I wish I were making this up. But now you know why the cigarette lighter REALLY tickled me!
Thanks arse.
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