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Life changes me every day ,every hour ,some days i act my age, other days i act like my father ,34 going on 64 . i am very lucky to have good mentors in my life both male and female. The1 thing I would dearly like to find out is there life after death. My philosophy in life is ''give yourself enough good reasons & you can do anything.''
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I did see a UFO over the blue ridge mountain range last spring/early summer. Also witnessed a greenish/bluish hue in a vertical column of light stretching from the ground up through the clouds. The ground had a dome like electrical appearance probably the size of a football field 100x100 yards and atleast that tall. Called the sheriffs office the next day to see if there was any explosions. They said nope. I also called the electric company to ask if there were any substations that went up, and they said nope too. Weird. Numerous other people had witnessed this exact same thing in the area. Neat.... I think the government was working on laser satellite weapons, but who wants to nuke a small area at a time? Whoops.... they're watching me.....
on the boarder of Kentucky/North Carolina.... I was heading from Chicago area to Asheville NC for a training conference. Was going south and then started heading east on the expressway and it was to the west while heading south bound and still behind me when I was heading east. It didn't function anything close to a helicopter or plane for that matter.
Aliens LOL i know a guy up here in canada that claims hes bin abvducted numerous times and even drank SPACE BEERS with em now you may think this guy is joking well hes not and im not gonna mention any names "CHARLES TAYLOR"LOL
Oh shit, dude you got me reeled back in...agian.... Numero uno, that was beyond obvious that whomever wrote that was not "our" canuck! None of his wonderful diatribe we all know and love, clearly not him! Further, WHO GIVES A FUCK ASSHOLE!
I would say you've been had, but I know what's up with you now. You are clearly not the white power POS you claimed to be, (you're even lower) you've simply "let the cat out of the bag" this time! In reviewing YOUR post's it quite obvious that when your stench entered glumbert as backbone, you were merely waiting for canuck to return from his "break" so to speak. You pounced on browlove, your only comments, then when C came back...blamo, you went off on him for absolutely no reason! Thereby unveiling yourself for the fake POS you are.
You are a chicken shit loser, what a pathetic little nobody. I can not even imagine being so fucked up in the head as to waste my time with such senseless moronic comments! I guess you love the punishment you receive here daily, and will now continue to receive...another sign of your deep and major problems! Get a life loser, then lose it!
Hmmm interesting backbone now is that really canuck??????????????????
Miter id really like to try those space beers out aswell he truly does believe hes being abducted i myself have no doubt there is other lifeforms in the universe but are they little green men in spaceships i dont think so.......
you call me a gimp?
I got that limp from being a target, must be a mistake.
I don't care who/whom wrote what.
A canadian making up excuses for the USA ? Canada is like the Swiz, with no money, who cares what they think.
Gym canucks posts are good but let it be told he doesnt represent all of us here in canada just like your country wqe are all individuals with our own opinions here in canada so to say "WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK" I THINK IS A LITTLE HASTEY CAUSE WE CARE WHAT U THINK
Some one needs to morf a photo fof MC changing into little dick. I can only hope the little Mc doesn't get in.
As long as he keeps preaching the war and the tax cuts most will not vote him in.
Well, you want honesty? Okiee-dokiee....here you go:
That ain't me.....BUT.....if it was, I sure as hell would LOVE to take credit for either of those second or third posts. Much more polished; much more articulate....agree 100% with them. Sounds like he or they were giving these Iraqi's a rough ride. Plus, it doesn't even SOUND like it's the same person, from the very first post. LOL! Sounds to me like I have far MORE admirers out there than I thought!
As much as I'd love to, sorry, can't take credit for another's work (however tempting it is in this case).
(chuckling gleefully here)
Anything else, Dr. Braino?
(sorry, canadaman.....I guess if this don't show who the winner of the "mini-me" contest is...nothing will. LOL!)
Well in my opinion the writer is using a very formal style that I have not seen you use. The references inserted in the text could have been used to alias you and provide cover for the writer.
Anyway, I think your copycat is quite articulate and makes some valid points. I agree with him that Americans should get out of Iraq.
Randal mentioned that this twerp didn't pump up or defend his "views" enough, for a "white supremist".
Plus, his obssessive behaviour DOES seem identical to Throbmyshit, i.e., the same compulsive, stalking, unbalanced, obssessive fixation on me and all things "canuck".
Even after almost a year!
Gawd, yeah.
What a fuckin' pathetic dork.
I bet ya he gets treated like this IRL; no matter what name he takes, he still inspires people to want to choke the shit out of him.
Hey shallowground, in response to your coments about my education, upbringing, or my views on Americans. I have visited 17 states of your wonderful country and 32 countries world wide, none being for business.
I have seen many things good, bad, right, and wrong.
But what i find amazing about your country beautiful as it is, is the amount of dumbarses i encounter each day. (look at your president for fuck sake)
You may need some canadians to move down there, brighten the place up.
Also could you tell me why americans keep saying "we are the greatest country in the world"
You are clearly NOT, but i guess if it is honed into you long enough, you will eventualy believe it.
All in all i believe i reserve the right, knowing what i know, seeing what i've seen, to call you americans (putting it lightly) THICK !!
P.S Dont forget to bring in the canadians. There all pretty cool.
Isn't there a way you can get your point across without generalizing all Americans? Personally, I think the U.S. government is fair game, and I'm all for it. But to tar ALL yanks with the same brush? Not exactly appropo, is it? Otherwise, you come off sounding like the quintessential bigot we have running around here, at present.
And I like to think surely you're smarter than HIM....right?
C, you don't have to even go there, we all know this is bullshit, fuck that worthless little corn textured turd....I'm in a wonderful mood today can you tell?
sheesh.... *chuckles* I must have struck a nerve..... hmmmmmm. weird. I, by no means, am insulted by rants of the offended. I do have this kind of lasting impact on individuals I 'enlighten' from time to time. Stay positive, aussie, and you'll come along quite nicely I may add. (The most odd thing about this posting is the fact that I didn't even meantion a word to you on this particular comment list... weird.)
we should have let the Japs have your island during WWII.
No matter what country your from yours is the best, it's a team thing, something a wonder from down under can't understand.
Now Kiwis are cool.
aussie, why the animosity? No one here gives a hoot about your hate of the US, so what's your problem?...reeks of jealousy to me. As an American, living in the undeniably best country in the word bar none..lol..I understand your jealousy, I know all to well about roo land, another country who (with their tail between there legs) came begging to the US to "save us from the Japs" (which we did), I won't even go into the "White Australian policy", and we all know about your roots, those wonderful penal colonies, of which now most of their descendants now dominate the population, then there's your (non existent) gun rights problems and the failed gun buy back program that cost you over 500 million taxpayer bucks, which of course has now elevated your crime rate to one of the highest in the world, very much above the US per capita!...need I go on aussie? Exactly what IS so great down there anyway?
Let me make my point, every country has it's garbage, I have nothing but respect and good memories of "The land down under" and it's people (best frickin diving I know of) and I don't mean you any personal disrespect either. This country, the US, is a great place, full of bs in high places (government)for sure, but you can't judge the people by their government, as most of us here can't stand any of it, including "Alfred E Newman" in the White House! So lighten up aussie, all I'm seeing in your words are "my dad is better than your dad"...in other words...kinda childish.
Also, what's the go with "minimum wage" why the fuck should i pay some cockhead a little on the side to fuck up my order when your own country wont even pay them.
Ass wipe, NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'LL HELP YOU just call me, and we'll meet, my number is 1-800-fuckofandieasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....oh, and before you give me shit about ignoring your spurious links, let me see more...NOW...that don't look like they could have been put together by a twelve year old
Give me your rationale for posting the arian nation flag on your profile
NO asshole I wont even do your link thing NO ONE CARES NOT ONE PERSON GET IT, I don't hate you, (or I'd already be at your door) I want you face for sparring practice, your nuts for snap kick practice, your ribs for that wonderful cracking sound and your head for a video of exploding shit, oh wait I already did that one....
ROFLMAO!!! I was over on the other threads looking at all that was written, and saying to myself how slow it is here, that is until I came over to this thread. LOL, So this is where the Big fight is!! LOLOLOL!
What happened to just ignoring this piece of shit calling himself backbone?
He seems to have sucked everybody into his cesspool world. Glumbert will cease being fun if it goes on much longer.
This too shall pass. We have been through this before. In one of the previous threads, all of the backbone comment cannot be seen because everyone clicked the inappropriate link. I guess that will happen here as well, and eventually the situation will go away.
Took my wife out to a nice lobster dinner, on the eve of this bullshit snowstorm approaching....gaaawd, I fuckin' hate this already. Enough is enough. 30 centimeters!! Fuck.
Anyways, I see some of my latest stalkers crud was....wiped out. LOL!
What did that little puke wright?? Huh?? How come everyone here has kicked his scrawny, aryan ass without even leaving ME a piece?? When am I GONNA GO AND GET SOME???? LOL!
Seriously, though, backbonehead.....whattaya expect? You brag and show off your bigoted "supremacy"....and then what? You cry foul when everyone here tears you a new one?? Like..c'mon asshole. Use whatever is left of your fucking head.
(blows a whistle here)
MITER! AUSSIE!!
Like...jeeez, guys. American, Australian or Canadian...we is ALL from the same well...are we not? We all just kinda went along a different path, is all. Other than that...what the ever-lovin' christ there is to fight and mudsling about?? Take backbonehead, for instance. Do you honestly think I'd use THAT FUCKER as a litmus as to what passes for a decent "American"?? No goddamn way. And if there are any out there who are LEGITIMATELY turned off by ME, then I hope they'd have enough sense not to use ME as a measurement against what a "Canadian" is.
I'm cooled off now, literally. I've been out cutting some firewood in this crap! I had quite a day, road raging a-holes, bitching ex-wife, kids needing money, girlfriend's sick, dog puked on the floor (found out AFTER I stepped in it) gas went up .14 today (I knew shoulda filled it yesterday) all after I started my day by locking myself out of the house with no coat on! So now it's off to tip a few with the gang at the "hobo can" that should give me a new attitude!
Well it looks like if someone is writing stuff no one wants to see, then the forum makes it disappear. Queue audio: Queen's "Its a kind of magic..." LOL!
Drinking? A good idea, I put 21 bottles of homemade wine in the cellar yesterday. There are always leftovers from the process, and though only 2 years old it's on its way to being great vintage.
And Netflix has sent me 'Children of Men' to watch. So I'm going to pull a cork and relax. Good night all.
It truly is a democracy, so it seems here at Glumbert.:) I don't think he was a supremest. Not enough promoting for the cause. As a matter of fact I'm certain he wasn't! LOL!!Tho, when you post that sort of banner your looking for a reaction, and he did get that!
He has been here for a long time, and we all know "Him"! I'm leaving the house now with the woman and we're headed down to Atlantic City for a party! 60's theme. My costume is a gag! f#@ing out of control afro with all the trimmings. I will post it later this month when I download all my pics. Its pissing like mad out there and I have to drive the Parkway next to all these people who just last week were riding Oxen and Bicycles!! Wow did I just go there ?? LOLOL See ya, Keep up the good fight!
And C ! Next time you write one of your stories, you best make a role for my debonair caricature ! LOLOLOLO!!
I was sittin on the crapper last night and I saw a really dim blue light come flying in the window, but the window was closed. It scared me so bad that I didn't even take the time to wipe. I just ran away. Now I'm at a buds house and my butt itches. Stupid aliens!!!!!!!!
fascinating..... "A Little Gun History Lesson 3-7-8
* In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. This doesn't include the 30 million 'Uncle Joe' starved to death in the Ukraine.
* In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
* Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, leaving a populace unable to defend itself against the Gestapo and SS. Hundreds of thousands died as a result.
* China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
* Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
* Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. The total dead are said to be 2-3 million
* Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, 1-2 million 'educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
* Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million at a bare minimum.
* Gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results:
Australia-wide, homicides went up 3.2 percent
Australia-wide, assaults went up 8.6 percent
Australia-wide, armed robberies went up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)...."
The sun began to set over the small town, as it so often did: slowly, relentlessly and with a small waning in its warmth.
Sheriff Canuck leaned back in his old rocker, with his booted feet scissored over one another, and their heels resting atop the railing that sat outside the building marked "JAIL". His hat was tilted down, covering the the top of his face, but not just enough that his eyes couldn't comfortably take in the bustling town before him. His hands were clasped on his belt buckle, and his thumbs soundlessly tapped together at the tips.
He happened to see Chaz (or "MR." Chaz, as he reminded everyone within earshot) , the town banker, closing up the doors. Well-dressed fella, thought the Sheriff. He always made sure folks knew that he was not only logical about there money, but about simple conversation as well. Showed in his deportment, too: suit and tie; bowler hat; leather satchel; spats that covered finely-crafted Itlaian shoes. I reckon the man in charge of a million bucks, has to look like a million bucks, thought the Sheriff. Ah, well.
He also saw Old Man Ramblerouser, the headmaster at Glumberts only accredited schoolhouse. The Sheriff never had much sociable time with the man, but word has it, that he's a firm-but-fair teacher with his pupils, and has already taken most of them through the fundamentals of chemistry. THis could explain why the Sheriff avoids them....after all, who the christ wants to like like a loco in front of a group of KIDS, fer pete sakes.
He saw Mr. Podman step outside of his saloon, and lean against one of the wooden posts, while absently wiping a cloth into a glass. He nodded a greeting at the Sheriff from across the dusty street, and he politely nodded back.
"HEY, C! WHATCHA DOIN'???"
He nearly fell out of his seat with a heart attack, at the sudden greeting from his Deputy, who had quietly trotted up to the building on his horse. The Sheriff looked up at Mitercut, who casually leaned forward atop his appaloosa, on his elbows, with the ends of his reins casually dangling from his hands.
"Nuthin", replied the Sheriff. "Just relaxin', is all."
The Sheriff rubbed the back of his neck, feeling sure he'd snapped it when Deputy Mitercut startled him.
"Well", said the Deputy, "I figure you earned some relaxation, seein' as how ya had to put up with that shitty business yesterday."
The Sheriff nodded.
"Ya, well, ", he said, "it's done and over with. Another shitheel bites the dust. Now I just wanna friggin' sleep."
"Roger that", said Miter. "Besides, Judge Mako can be a hard-ass in anyones goddamn books, don't ya think?"
He wasn't kidding, thought the Sheriff.
Yesyerday, Hizzoner Judge Mako flipped right the fuck out, and even called the asshole the Sheriff had gunned down, a name starting with "c", and ending with "t". Jesus, when that magistrate used THAT word, you may as well get a goddamn noose for the subject in question, hands down, thank you very much. But sure enough, there he was sitting up there on his bench in his courtroom, as big as Billy-Be-Frigged and as twice as pissed off. When Sheriff Canuck tried to discreetly inquire as to what was done with the villains remains, the Judge looked at him over the rim of his spectacles, and said in a terse manner: "Not your problem, Sheriff. Now, unless you or your Deputy have something else to add, I'll consider this court adjourned. Well?" At the moment, Mitercut discreetly nudged Canuck in the ribs. Twice. HARD. This, of course, was code for "Please let's just get the fuck out of here, okay?"
"No, Your Honour", replied the Sheriff. "All's well."
Judge Mako slammed his gavel down.....and that was the end of that.
"Anyways, C", said Mitercut, causing Canuck to snap out of his reverie, "I'm gonna head out into the Badlands for a day."
"Huh??", asked Canuck. "The Badlands?? What the fuck for? You're the Deputy Sheriff of GLUMBERT, fer chrissakes!"
The Deputy sighed, as he started to pull away with his horse.
"It's Randal. Got a telegraph his coach broke down over there; he needs help gettin' back. That'll learn'em to go buzzing off like that, I say."
The Sheriff nodded.
"Make sure", said Canuck, "that you tell him he's still on for that job I gots for him. And tell'em not to fuck around; just get back here, and that's that. K?"
"Roger that", said Miter, and then gallopped away with a loud "HEEE-YAAA!", and then was gone in a cloud of dust.
At that moment, a flash of colour caught Canucks eye, across the bustling street. It was on the opposite walkway, and saw it above the din.
A bright, rainbow-coloured.....
perosol.
he jumped up, and haphazardly made his way across the street, trying his very best to straighten his hat, re-adjust his gunbelt and fix his hair. He tilted his bronze badge up to his mouth, and gave it a little spittle to shine it up. And he rushed forward, almost falling face-first into a little something that Preacher Streamlineds horse left. Finally, he caught up to the form holding that perosol, and spoke.
"Ahhh....Miss Belle? Miss Dixie Belle?"
She turned ever slowly, deliberately so, until she was finally facing him, all the while twirling her perosol in what was obviously a playful manner. Her blonde hair fell in a cascade, around her shoulders. Her dress was astoundingly ornate, adorned with gold buttons in front of a generous cleavage. She held out one lace-gloved hand.
"Why, Sheriff!", she said, in that lilting way she talked. "It's such a pleasure to see you again!"
Sheriff Canuck took her hand, and gently kissed the top of it.
"Ahhh, well", he stammered, "Thank you, Ma'am. Likewise, I'm sure. Ain't seen you around much. Everythin' alright?"
"Oh YESS!" she said. "I'm fine. And what about YOU? I heard of that....nasty business....yesterday."
He loved the way she pronounced that as yest-uh-day.
"Well, Ma'am", he began, "tweren't nuthin'. But I'd really like to know what you've been up to, and have a chat, if we can?"
He offered her his arm, and she gave a soft, little laugh, taking it.
"Why of course, Sheriff!", she said.
And as they walked down the street of a small town called Glumbert, circa 1886, with the sun setting upon them.......
Sheriff Canuck realized that this really wasn't such a bad place after all.
please make me the town retard, remember i have one ear ,i am cross eyed , I lisp and spit when i talk . One leg is 3 " shorter than the right one so i almost gallop when I walk. You have to remember I am a savant and I can draw shoot my six shooter than any one in the state. I never miss what I shoot at .
In retrospect I may perhaps have been a little enthusiastic with the profanities and therefore sincerely apologise to all (bar Lackbone) who might have been offended.
I hear you Mako, I got all uppity and let loose the cus bombs...The worst thing is, it was all directed at someone/something who isn't who they appear to be, I got sucked in while in a stressed out mood and feel kinda dumb now..so my apologies to the glumbert folks for my hissie fit!
Chaz is right about the use of profanities, it does lower ones self, even in the era of cussing being more common and excepted...so an extra apology to him
(I'd still like to get my hands on that @#%^$@$%@#$ LOL)
The good of it all is that canuck has come up with some (more) really neat stories, I hope to read more!
Good story. And I was working with my wine supply just the other day. Wish I had the patience and the ability to write. I have several really new science fiction stories in my head.
If you are not accepted as ze town idiot in Glumbertville, I happen to know zere is ein position available here in Chugwater. It is ein good opportunity to join ein vibrant und forvard-looking community. Und ze Vyoming caucases are taking place! Zere vill be much debate in ze town, but of course, ze Democrats haf already lost.
For more details on Chugwater, see www.adolfvanker.com
and...no new vids for the weekend? They must be sitting there watching all the fuss generated with bonehead...why break up that pissin match! Heck maybe bonebrain is glumbert!
mitercut you hit the nail on the head ,i wouldn't put it past Glumbert to do that.
Do you think First1 and cocknoriss are spies?
Everyone in Gluert town list your spies below .
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Send them To mitercut he will sit in the supreme chair [just like McCarthy did] and ruin many lives of these unworthy citizens.
I think personally they should be the First1 to be hung ,so Brownlove and his buddies can have fun. We as good citizen, I will supply the Vaseline .
The rainbow parasol sparkled as the sun rose above it. The titters of laughter mixing with the bellows of chuckles emanating from behind the parasol. A breathy "Oh Shariff", followed further giggles as Miss Dixie wiped dusky rose colored lip marks off the sheriff's... cheek.
"Ah'm so grateful, you saved our small town from those filthy varmints", cooed Miss Dixie.
"Twern't nothin' ma'am", replied the virile, if almost too polite Sheriff.
Dixie quirked a satiny eyebrow in his direction. It would seem this Sheriff did not share the same characteristics as her rough and rebellious, and mostly ungentlemanly counterparts. He seemed in fact... perhaps... oh dear... like he might be from another land... one farthah than she'd evah dreamed of.
"Am I fraternizin' with thah enemy?", Dixie thought to herself. "Sheriff Canuck?", asked Dixie as she twirled a lock of sunkissed hair through her delicate fingers, "How is it you come to be here? Who sent you to be our hero?
"Well, Ma'am...", replied Sheriff as he plucked at his hat pin that strangely resembled a leaf from a maple tree, "Well, Miss Dixie... as you know, everyone need's a hero."
Miss Dixie furrowed her soft brow, as she looked up at this... masterful sheriff, and knew.... with all her heart that as long as she lived she'd never go hungry... and that Tara would at last... be saved.
As the overwhelming thought pulsed with verocity through her tender mind, she fainted... parasol and all... into the arms of Sheriff Do Right!
dixiebelle2008.
I can't believe you want the sheriff now over me.
I gave you my last piece of gold last night for a piece of your ass .
You told me after nuzzling me on my one good ear and whispered that you saw horses much smaller than my member .You moned in delight when you road me for hours.When you left i had to get new hay as you made it soaking wet. You even gave me back my gold and offered me more if you could visit me in the stable every day .
But is was to much to ask . I am not giving up my sheep for you.
Dixiebelle...what about the deputy? Always doing the sheriffs dirty work, yet he gets all the glory....especially keepin C-man at the saloon with a bottle of rot gut in his hand (as you can tell by his comment above) not to mention payin them whores double just to be with him....now sheriff gets Miss Dixie...aw heck....gimmie that bottle C-man...aw dammit that's my hand not a spittoon...
yes, road not rode because you couldn't control yourself having orgasms for hours. Another thing the hay was so wet it created a mud puddle underneath. But thanks ,I dug out the mud and found a hidden metal box about the size of a 24 beer carton filled with bags of Spanish gold coins. You will be happy to know I left town and bought a island south of Florida called Cuba . I left my exact twin the stable ,the sheep and enough gold to live for 3 life times . You already experienced him because when I went to the bathroom he took over screwing you for three more hours. You didn't even know the difference because your eyes were rolled back and you were moaning so much. I think four of my cousins visited the stable that night to. I was sleeping at that time you totally exhausted me after 3 hours of sex with you
Thank you both, for taking something that was meant to be just cute, a joke, and bit flirty... and saying filthy things about me. It's always a pleasure dealing with those that are tho smart. I didn't really think I'd run into to gentlemen on this thing... but I thought at least some fun lovin' nice guys.
canuckie it is all for you ,the big ego ? I don't think so . There are many more here beside you and I.
Read the comments !
I for one like your'' humour'' and the way you think .
It shows how much you learned in your yeshiva.
But saying that some of my best friends are, etc, etc, so is my lovely sister-in-law.
Getting back to my tail oops tale I got a laugh out of it . I also think you were grinning too [just a little bit]!
Being the sheriff you are an honest man,aren't you ?
Tell me if you didn't have a grin.
The funny thing dixiebelle could be a 50 year old guy and a fruit cake. Who knows or cares . That's okay with me .His life style not mine.
For all you know maybe you or I are from the opposite sex.
The bottom line this is cyberspace and anyone can do say or be what they want. Correct me if I am wrong .
Maybe I work for glumbert and maybe I don't .
JUST KEEP THE THREAD GOING!!! Mucho stuff from me too! C
Canuckie You forgot I am the town retard that can shoot your ear lobs off before you clear leather.
Besides you are an ingrate I let you share Betty many times, my most loved sheep. LOL
Cman
Canuckie I am stuck up in our cottage Gravenhurst,winter here is beautiful. The fire place is going , old George is lieing in front of it . My bride made us a wonderful breakfast,my double sheepdip is cooling in the glass of cracked ice.
All is well after we are through ,I am going back to Micheal Sullivans book Blood Trail
Peace and love to all in Glumbertville.
Cman
Hey cman love gravenhurst i frequent those parts a lot in the summer WASHAGO,HIGH FALLS,Did the steamship thing i stayed at that TABOO RESORT lots of fun wish i was sleddin with ya but i just sold mine ARCTIC CAT 700 have fun
sven
What beach?
Anyway enjoy that BBQ.
I will have to use my skidoo tonight for our trip to the hotel nearby for supper. The drifts are 2.5 to 3 meters high.
Maybe not! I think my wife is speaking to a neighbour and they want to use our hot tub. They have 3 kids probably they want to bring them along . I'll be a good neighbour and let them. but I won't join . Kids are great but they make to much noise . It's a shame they don't come with volume controls. If they do come here maybe i can get them to play monopoly ,love that game . We play Canadian rules .
NO RULES AT ALL.
Cheers CMAN
I'm currently by the pool, it's about 32 degrees (Celsius) and I am shortly going to a nice riverside restaurant for brunch with my missus and a few friends.
I will be wearing a light weight shirt, flip flops and shorts whilst enjoying a delicious eggs benedict with capers and smoked salmon. I may have a glass or two of white wine later.
What is this 'snow' you speak of? What are these 'drifts'?
mako sven you guys win . i'll trade this soft powdery pure white frigid snow for the warm beach any time ,i'll even give you some of my gold and bettys youngest sister. Please say YES!!!
Uh huh, thanx for that mako, but you don't know what you're missing here.....last night I hung out with the guys, it was 12 degrees F, windchill -2 degrees F, after a few Sam Adams, it thought it would be a good idea to go on the (unbelievably) smooth ice on my ATV, not such a good idea, for one, no traction AT ALL, until you hit the crusty stuff going sideways....ever flip an ATV when you totaly don't expect it? Don't know which is worst, getting all that snow stuffed in my face, or a 600 lb ATV up my @$$.
Well if we start north they have the biggest fish you have ever seen . You can fish till you drop.I don't know if you ever had smoked white fish ,its sooooo good with a I AM A CANADIAN.
When we fly into the lodge we take this ugly old squaw with us . When she starts to look good we know its time to leave. Lake Huron has carp so big and so slow a young boy can ride them . No joking . But we have a big problem in lake Ontario most of the salmon have cancer spots .We reel them to the boat if they are big enough we take a picture and release them .
Not that I've ever caught them that size but have had loads of mekong cats to 40kg from the same lake, and also a bunch of longfin tuna, mahi mahi and wahoo in a game fishing tournament in Phuket last year
No salmon or trout though some of the rivers in the far north are conceivably cool enough to support Rainbow trout. Would LOVE to try stocking them to see what happens.
They banned the sale of red bellied piranha here thanfully - though some small populations are now found in the wild.... they taste good though.
Oh, and we also have giant Snakehead here (think they may have been imported into the US illegally and have established themselves there - Canuckland too cold for them... lucky for your muskies coz Snakehead are aggressive as hell!!)
It's not as bad as the water in Lake Michigan. There's so much contamination of foreign species and such. Some fish called a gobi that's eating all the perch eggs and dropping the perch numbers at an alarming rate. Once the bighead carp make it into the lake from the Chicago river everyone's gonna be screwed from catching game fish on the great lakes.
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