if I was the same nasty person I used to be, I'd have made some comment about canuck here. or maybe aout his wife smelling like rancid pilchards in a diarrhoea sauce. but i wont, cos im a nice guy now.
So...you don't try on your new clothes first? Take a test drive in that new (or used) car? Not even a quick dip with your finger to test how hot the sauce is? What about checking the water temp before you jump in? Bet you don't repack that chute after it's been stored awhile do ya? No need to check the tires on race day either, right? What about charging the holes with dynamite, no need to check for sweating sticks now is there? Do you shoot your rocket off without first checking your fuel valve's functionality? How bout that big lake boat ride to the fishing hole, don't even think of checking the weather do ya? Lining up the sniper shot to save the innocents...didn't check your windage did you? Do you wipe your ass after a big dump, naw it'll be alright. Just go ahead and rewire that panel it's not hot...is it? Is the stove off?...sure it is....close the gate to the pool?...I think so...check for water in your aircraft's fuel tank before flight?...no, it's OK it'll be fine...trail clear before that hot run on the ATV?...sure it is! Now for the kicker of all time...get married before having sex?...naw, but when we do it will be great.
I'm not sure which one will kill you or others first!
Oh, and for awhile now some one has really come on with duel personality posting arguing with themselves and all the nonsense .. yet the vets and a few others keep trudging on making this place worth coming to.
Reason we havent had sex is we met on the internet and have only been together once. she has loads of money though, so the sex will be worth it even if its shit.
thats ok miter. shes kinda retarded too, so im getting a really strong prenup agreement that means ill get a big percentage when we split up, which will probly be after about a month. then i can go to that crazy cliff path and show you how its done.
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