The Sweet Seduction of Itchy Butt

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2 years ago
Ohhh!! Baby am I really FIRRRSSSTTT!?????
2 years ago
Get Back!!









And I mean BACK!! LOLOLOL!!!
2 years ago
Tanks Oh mighty Glumbert For this post at this time!

you are up there,,and you do listen.:)

Oh...And sorry alotlikeyou! It was a close one.
2 years ago
I love you itchy butt!
2 years ago
randal.. do you just cruise glumbert all day?

you are worse than anonymous.
2 years ago
He's paying them...I think he has Glumbert e-mail or IM him letting him know exact time when they are going to post another video
2 years ago
SECOND!
2 years ago
DAM, RANDAL U STILL HAVENT FOUND WORK?
2 years ago
Heresy! The Glumbert cannot be bribed!!!! As staten in the Biblios Glubertica, book of Bribos, Chapter 2, verse 3: "Thy shalt not try to bribe the Glumbert, for thy arm shall snap and be posted on Glumbert (after every other site around) and first-posters shall ignore your agony for thy claim of FIRST."
2 years ago
first!
2 years ago
dang!
2 years ago
Niiice.
2 years ago
Are cats just that amazing, or is someone at glumbet a cat person?
2 years ago
Perhaps other farm owners are bringing their stray cats and dropping them off near your place (he he).

Some local newspapers offer free ads for lost and found...just say you found it...it might be somebody's since it doesn't appear feral...

Or run an ad "free to good home" if that is too much trouble (or the $3 will set you back) ...risk chance at local shelter or humane society...possibly someone may adopt it if the kitten is as friendly as you say it is.

The other scenario... introduce to Mr. coach gun, run over it, or drop a bowling ball on it's head and videotape it without any telltale signs of who or where it was done and post it on internet...maybe sell to "Dead Cats Gone Wild" ? just kidding...
2 years ago
This reply is for the below stated post and question from mitercut
2 years ago
I'm actively searching to find a home for the little boy feline, which I've named "Holmes" after the bizarre comet I first photographed that same day I found him. After many years of volunteer work at the local humane society I know not to take him there (probable death) The overwhelming amount of daily "drop off's" give all a slim to none chance of making out the door warm, big blue plastic barrels out back is where most end up, anyway, this little guy will get a home, now that I've informed my "ex-wife" the animal "rights" crusader turned cat lady about him! As Bob Barker say's "spay and neuter you animals" which Friday I will have done to this guy, as well as shots...all at my expense...what the hell, I should be out hunting, my world is upside down!
2 years ago
That's nice.
2 years ago
On the subject of cats...I am a caretaker of a small farm (well 100 acre anyway) and I get cats in the barn every so often, usually wild ass feral ones that would rip your eye's out and eat em, then crap on you for fun (I swear) these I deal with using a live trap then let go on other farms far away (he he) the other un-trappable ones (real psycho cats) get the business end of a coach gun...last week, on Halloween, an adolescent aged cat turns up in my "ATV room" in the barn, sweetest little kitty cat you ever saw, wanting affection to no end, definitely not wild...what's I guy to do? It can't stay here pissin up everything in the barn, winter's coming, coyote's are hungry, it keeps following me to the dear stand, etc....so what's a guy to do? I have two cats and a real big German shepherd so it's not coming home with me! I have five options, 1. let go at another farm (probable death) 2. take to human society (probable death) 3. give to PETA (certain death) 4. give to HSUS (oh wait, they don't care about animals) 5. introduce to Mr. coach gun (absolute death) oh crap what's a guy to do????
2 years ago
I have 7 out of 10 girlfriends that react like that. That would be three that I send over to UDB. (Something about taping cats to stuff)
2 years ago
all that foreplay and no real action. cats are so selfish
2 years ago
I like cats. I have a small house in Happyville and place milk on the back stoop, and all of my feline friends come and join me for ............................. WTF is the discussion about cats. Neat video - but they would still look better under the tires of my truck
2 years ago
This is rubbish! More GWB Glumbert.
2 years ago
I do the same thing if you tickle my taint.
2 years ago
"I know it's a cat but it feels like a pussy to me...."
2 years ago
..which begs the question...who (or what) are you sleeping with lately?
2 years ago
MY DOG DOES THE SAME THING... CATS=FOOD
2 years ago
A chinese food resteraunt in our village uses stray cats for food....the ribs are considered a delicay by my people
2 years ago
correction that's delicacy...
2 years ago
also when fed cofee beans the excrement makes delicious java
2 years ago
seriously? sorry, nvr heard of that, and it sounds possible.
2 years ago
Feel free to try it.
2 years ago
so the chinese are still eating the wrong pussy
2 years ago
I have a pain in the anus.
2 years ago
....hint - remove your head.
2 years ago
i eat pussy and ass as long as they're clean.
1 year ago
HAHAHA

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