Heresy! The Glumbert cannot be bribed!!!! As staten in the Biblios Glubertica, book of Bribos, Chapter 2, verse 3: "Thy shalt not try to bribe the Glumbert, for thy arm shall snap and be posted on Glumbert (after every other site around) and first-posters shall ignore your agony for thy claim of FIRST."
Perhaps other farm owners are bringing their stray cats and dropping them off near your place (he he).
Some local newspapers offer free ads for lost and found...just say you found it...it might be somebody's since it doesn't appear feral...
Or run an ad "free to good home" if that is too much trouble (or the $3 will set you back) ...risk chance at local shelter or humane society...possibly someone may adopt it if the kitten is as friendly as you say it is.
The other scenario... introduce to Mr. coach gun, run over it, or drop a bowling ball on it's head and videotape it without any telltale signs of who or where it was done and post it on internet...maybe sell to "Dead Cats Gone Wild" ? just kidding...
I'm actively searching to find a home for the little boy feline, which I've named "Holmes" after the bizarre comet I first photographed that same day I found him. After many years of volunteer work at the local humane society I know not to take him there (probable death) The overwhelming amount of daily "drop off's" give all a slim to none chance of making out the door warm, big blue plastic barrels out back is where most end up, anyway, this little guy will get a home, now that I've informed my "ex-wife" the animal "rights" crusader turned cat lady about him! As Bob Barker say's "spay and neuter you animals" which Friday I will have done to this guy, as well as shots...all at my expense...what the hell, I should be out hunting, my world is upside down!
On the subject of cats...I am a caretaker of a small farm (well 100 acre anyway) and I get cats in the barn every so often, usually wild ass feral ones that would rip your eye's out and eat em, then crap on you for fun (I swear) these I deal with using a live trap then let go on other farms far away (he he) the other un-trappable ones (real psycho cats) get the business end of a coach gun...last week, on Halloween, an adolescent aged cat turns up in my "ATV room" in the barn, sweetest little kitty cat you ever saw, wanting affection to no end, definitely not wild...what's I guy to do? It can't stay here pissin up everything in the barn, winter's coming, coyote's are hungry, it keeps following me to the dear stand, etc....so what's a guy to do? I have two cats and a real big German shepherd so it's not coming home with me! I have five options, 1. let go at another farm (probable death) 2. take to human society (probable death) 3. give to PETA (certain death) 4. give to HSUS (oh wait, they don't care about animals) 5. introduce to Mr. coach gun (absolute death) oh crap what's a guy to do????
I like cats. I have a small house in Happyville and place milk on the back stoop, and all of my feline friends come and join me for ............................. WTF is the discussion about cats. Neat video - but they would still look better under the tires of my truck
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