And if the Euro continues to rise like it did the last days we will buy the USA next month. Ah, stop, maybe not, you guys still have that streamlined guy, don't you?
"To: Director, Firehouse. Dear Hans, We are in need of ordering ten new hoses. For some inexplicable reason, all ten were bent over the weekend while the volunteers were having their annual kegger. On a brighter note, the parking lot never looked cleaner. Best, Claudius"
Odd/interesting video. Years ago I joined many locals in attending the annual festivals arranged by the combined talents of local firefighters in my little old county. All sorts of beer, gambling tables, roulette, and such stuff as that....plus, of coures, hilarious fire-boy games (mostly because they all got seriously wet - underline BEER.)
Enter the new age........the high-pressure-water-ejection-car-float competition.
And the winner is....................(who knew)
A HOSER ! (must run in the blood, d'ya suppose.
hey ...it's late, and as the saying goes "whatever floats your boat" (sheesh, another pun...one more wine and I'll propose to Helen Reddy).
...can't wait till pistaker finds this one...but, of course,it would be two/maybe three seconds of horse grunts after which it will bid on the leftover hoses, or huhhnnuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhnnnn, fireboys, uhh -uh -uhnnnn.........UH -UH - - HUNHNNNNN....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAAWAHHH...hmnnnahhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..hmh.
Notice all the "L's" followed by nothing? Four GlumbertBungles. Tried to get back to lordandmaster those many times...the responses are not wandering someswhere in hyperspace.
chazPosted just nowOK...seems like "L" is the killer word. (letter)...
Last try to lordandmaster.........maybe luvballs, who shared with pisser a certain ease with the language....can't be assface...he is unable to put two words together in anything like a cogent fashion, despite his obsession with the same issues luvy and pisser subscribe to.
Ah! Ze Fatherland's firemen can still, how do you say?, cut ze mustard ven it comes to putting on ein show!
If only zat zey could not haf shown similar skills at Dresden.....
An entertaining and educational video, which combines the laws of physics with the human desire to display the quirky and unexpected to a wider audience. And these hoses certainly are powerful, I think you will agree. So many focussing on one point at once, gushing forth onto the passive object of their attentions, remorselessly covering it in their foaming, all-encompassing power. GGhhhhhhhhhhhheeerghhh! Varrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Bllllllllnooooch! Tremendous, and a new experience for me. Thankyou Glumbert.
Ooooo! My own little deranged and retarded disciple
Suspect alongside the monthly Glumberts, we probably need to have a warning list of aliases... a 'beware' note of sorts...
I'm thinking it'll kinda be like that section in local papers which everyone secretly loves reading to see if anyone they know has ended up in court / found drink driving / molesting chickens etc
You should be avare zat I haf been studying ze recent postings vith mein eagle eyes, und zere is someone calling himself Canuck 1693 und anozzer called usedouchbag who are not ze real people! Cannot Glumbert put ein stop to zis most annoying practice somehow? Some sink I am not ein real person, but at least I am only von!
Zis imposter is but eine meek und useless chihuahua.
Herr Vanka mien fruend I trust you haf recoverd from zee frightening attack zee ozzer day?
On zat note, vud you be so generous as so send Pedro viz von of zeez anus burrowing armadillos to zee abode of zis imbecile alias?
I vel haf main juden manservant Fiklestein collect a bottle of zee vicious bulldog ants from mein garten. He vill meet Pedro and togezer zey can insert zee ants in zee appropriate orrifice und unleash zee armadillo beasty...
OK...seems like "L" is the killer word. (letter)...
Last try to lordandmaster.........maybe luvballs, who shared with pisser a certain ease with the language....can't be assface...he is unable to put two words together in anything like a cogent fashion, despite his obsession with the same issues luvy and pisser subscribe to.
My apologies there Chaz. Thought the "L" was your way of conveying a small laugh. Oh, I think there is just a little TOO much in common with luvballs. I mean, why make up another pretend character that is a carbon copy of the first. What I was alluding to is the noticeable absence of a few of the hardcore SD's as of late, only to be replaced in timing by a kinder, gentler, gayer persona. Smacks of leafforlife/susanvi/throbstick to me. I think the response(or lack thereof) should answer the question.
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