Better Letterman moment, from the archival bowels of Glumbert.
http://glumbert.com/media/top10bush. Shame they didn't include The Dick showing him how to open his umbrella at the 1st inaugural parade, or causing Jenna to nearly lose her top at the inaugural ball later that night.
When white people such as myself use ebonics speech (such as any combination of the following: hizzy, fo’ shizzle, fo’ sho’, da hizzouse, my nizzle, the haps, the downlow), those words become immediately uncool for the rest of humanity to use.
I’m helping the language along its evolutionary path by creating a constant need for innovation.
It’s my contribution to the whole reparations issue.
If this guy is the world's "greatest impressionist", I am the world's richest man. Feeble, feeble, feeble. And I repeat - Letterman is a pervert. His body language suggests he hangs out in junior school changing rooms.
He'll be some football coach or other idiot nobody outside the States has ever heard of and who suonds exactly the same as all other Americans - so this impressionist has no right to be called the "world's greatest". It's the same shit as "World Series" and "World Rodeo Championships". Only the Americans do them.
Except for your slander of all Americans sounding like Madden, you are correct.
All of that "World" crap really irritates many Americans. The self absorption depicted in American Media is just the Media mostly. Many of us want to know what the rest of the world is doing, but for that we have to listen to the BBC!
For whomever it might help, John Madden is a bit of a football icon in the US...a former very successful pro coach, now an announcer/TV personality, with great knowledge of the game, and an extraordinarily different manner of presenting his views - big in stature, big voice, big gestures, and almost always upbeat - a very popular person with the public....and a quite nice individual in person..."larger than life" is an expression that comes to mind.
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