If you think that's bad, I saw an ambulance with what appeared to be a cylinder of rocket fuel in the back. They opened up the two rear doors, (released the parking break,) sparked that sucker, and... Wait, we're at the hospital already?! (And it looks like we're going to need a few more ambulances.) It's going t be fun explaining how the two rear doors got blown off the hinges, and why exactly they were painted black, to the insurance agency. Provided they aren't too preoccupied with the hole through town hall to notice.
it's also what happens when you mix coked up good ol' boys who couldn't get laid if they crawled up a chicken's ass and the left over equipment from their foreclosed farm.
it's hard to believe people would waste good $$$$$$$$to build this and $$ to see it function . This is why the Asians have taken over our manufacturing today.
sad cm
Oh come on it's good ole fashioned fun! A distraction from the realities of life. Loosen up their C-man, there's nothing like the smell of race fuel in the air, db levels so high you have to plug your ears, big boobed chickies strutting their stuff, oh yeah!
I've always believed that racing and motor sports are the stupidest recreational activity ever. I live in North Carolina right between Nascar and Tractor pull country. Huge waste of resources, though it's been a huge source of jobs, even for myself. Gotta love entertainment.
Whereas I would much prefer to watch racing, over golf, tennis or one of those other put you to sleep sports. Racing involves strategy, design, and skill. Its not just a jock sport.
This morning it is an artic like with a temperature at 4:00am, 17 degrees at my house. High temp today expected 29...Wind chill factor 15 degrees.
In other words.... It's nipple-y out there!!!!!!!! But the frosty snow makes it all worth it.
I'm sure some of you in the Northeast or the Dakota's would argue with me that this is a heat wave compared to what you experience, but true winter weather is a rarity around here, and the length of the cold snap is expected to last into next week. Oh Dear!!! We may even have a WHITE CHRISTMAS in which case, you will hear a choir of angels sing from this corner of the country, since that event only happens every 12 years or so.
Oh to be 7, and be able to get my old bones down into the fluffy stuff to kick out a snow angel, but I have matured and discovered that the result is far too cold and wet to be fun anymore.... I will, however, induldge in catching snowflakes on my tongue...... that's a must!!
Hi Deb, I can relate! Although today was a bit different here...
I woke up at 6:30 noticed it was 43 f out, all the snow was gone! I did hear the rain during the night so I figured it was all gone. Went down in the basement to feed the dog and WTF!!! The carpet is all wet in the new room I built down there (my man cave) Now I've been in this house for three years now, not once has there been a drop of water, but oh yeah Murphy is going to getcha, so I peel back the carpet, rip out the pad, and the moisture barrier I so cleverly put down "just in case". Get the shop vac a sucking, take it out to dump the water and WTF again, it's now 24 f!!! Machu Picchu is sounding real good to me about now!!
I'm more into the turquoise waters of Cancun........ or even Hawaii- but I'll stick with Washington, for now.... good luck with the water problem.... that sucks! (no pun intended)
.....and this just came in my e-mail...........no offense to the blondes.
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooo oo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
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