Brain Tricks

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9 months ago
Heil Skvirrel.
Erste!!
9 months ago
Guten Tag Glumberters! I appear to be first yet again!
Zis writing is ein little like zat of ze fraulein Fear of Flying, nicht wahr?
I still struggle vith Englisch, although you probably haf not noticed, und I sink mein is better zan zis!
Grosz Gott! Ven I looked at ze four dots in ze last test, I saw ein giant skvirrel on z vall! Zis is ein sign like ze famous Turin Shroud, but of ze four-legged variety.
Praise be to ze Mighty Skvirrel! He valks among us today.
9 months ago
This video explains the way i feel when i see you type.. ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA!!
9 months ago
Here's a better idea RR, don't read his posts. I don't always follow it either but we are ALL equal here.
9 months ago
LOL!
9 months ago
.....love this sort of thing.....seems there is so much more to the thought/preception process than we generally recognize...at least, for most people.
9 months ago
Are you referring to a.wanker?
9 months ago
Doors of perception cool
9 months ago
Herr Ramblerouser!

Vonce again you insult me vith your stupid arse comments. Mein patience is at an end und you haf brought out ze vorst in me.
I vill villingly challenge you to ein contest in English spelling, grammar und syntax on anozzer occasion. Perhaps your parents - Mr und Mrs Pondlife - did not train you properly to poop on on ze toilet, vich may explain your intolerance of ozzers. I suggest contacting Fraulein Fear of Flying und living in bliss in some hellhole vith her und your no doubt smelly und disgusting offspring. I vould not feed you to mein armadilloes in case zey became infected vith your poison.

Now shut ze fokk up you ignorant peasant!
9 months ago
Umm, WTF did u just say? LOLLOL
9 months ago
adolf - I have no problem at all reading or understanding what you type. Perhaps a lifetime of bad spelling has prepared my brain, just like this video demonstrates.
9 months ago
you make me use Mein limuted brhein phouer....it huertzen....no mas....ein feuhrer.....that's all folks.
9 months ago
To understand zee Fuhrer von must read zee post viz zee appropriate Deutsche accent mein frund.

All vill become clear

Vanka is eine funny fokker
9 months ago
I am ov ze similar opinion - in mein eyes, vanker ist ein genius und ve must all be tolerant of his fantastisch englisch skills!
9 months ago
MAKOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
how you been? wanna bj?
9 months ago
Gotten schvewhuntz...se varh warhen geschittslenfargentch... mein struchtend geschetzent und freund.

I just love how it is possible to run vowels and consenants one after another and have them sound like some foreign language. A little like some posters here, but, of course, I have no point to make....equal to theirs, I suppose.

J' aime le France....actuellment, les peuples de France. La, il n'y as le discomfiture d'ici. Et, tous ont l'aide medicale, n'import quoi.

On the other hand, it ain't so bad here....making it better is the issue our politicians thrive on parading, but little do to improve.

Je regret le francaise.....mais, vous me comprenderez, je suppose.
9 months ago
tihs is ginog to mkae cmmonts esay
9 months ago
I've seen Jesus - and he's a negative illusion
9 months ago
What's up with the image of Charles Manson at the end???
9 months ago
ROFL adolf is just fucking acting lolz waht a dumb bitch, funny forum though LOLZ WTF HIS PARENTS DID NOT TRAIN HIM TO POOP PROPERLY ON A TOILET? LOL WTF ARE YOU A PRO POOPER? LOLZ? stfu nagger
2 months ago
Adolf, stoppen versucht zu handeln, Deutsch, Ich bin sicher, Sie sprechen Englisch und fein sind nur zu versuchen, eine dumme Esel
1 month ago
Most of these are on my daily optical illusion calendar at work.

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