Manolo - Irrespective of the opinion expressed just below, Americans do, for the most part, switch hands between cutting and eating the cut food. That is our custom, diligently followed by the predominant right-handed sector.
On the other hand, Europeans hold the fork upside down when eating. I love that. And that is followed by right and left handed folks.
Being left-handed, I don't switch hands after cutting, and never have...so adopting the upsidedown fork-deal was easy...do it all the time now. My wife says I'm posturing so as to appear more cosmopolitan.
What do you think? Are us left-handers inately more cosmopolitan, or are the right-handers simply less able to be original?
It's probably innate. I think I need a hefty goverment grant to research this. Would have to travel to lots of cosmopolitan places and stay in luxury hotels etc. but I think I could swing it.
i grew up eating with my fingers so when faced with a time that i had to be polite i subconsiously picked up the european way of handling food. it makes more sense and it is just easier.
As Techumseh said to the pilgrims..."leave the forest, taking only your footprints"...no that doesn't make any sense...I think it was "When you leave the forest leave only your footprints"...look the point is they didn't want the settlers taking craps in the middle of the trails so the toilet paper got stuck to their mocassins and eventually dragged into the teepee where the squaw went beserk
But to truly descat your gluteal partition, a stick (preferrably with a bud or two) is needed. Bulk is whisked away with a rhubarb leaf...dingleberries are plucked with the stick.
Please, please anchor your feet outside the drop zone. I imagine many an angry squaw at her brave dung-heeled Etowah who did not lean back against the tree.
Tecumseh also said, "Deer me," not "Dear me" as it was later feminized.
BTW...it's "beRserk"...but everyone knows what you meant. And it's "Tecumseh" (no h after the c)...but everyong knows what you meant, and European spellings of native names is arguable, always.
And Tecumseh was aimed at uniting the native tribes against the european invaders...admirable...but not particularly welcoming...understandably.
Nonetheless...leaving only footprints is a wonderful goal for all who visit countrysides, doncha think. And leave the rhubarb outside.
This is bad on so many levels. Who cares about how he eats? Get over it. Making the magic catholic sign does Nothing for prayers and betrays ignorance. Everyone is resurrected to eternal life, but where, that's another story (heaven or hell, not an inanimate object). This is a piece of adolescent junk and not worth watching twice. I know what you are all going to say and I don't care. Intelligent people know what God is really about, and it ain't this. Lighten up already.
lighten up already? uh... i think i'll suggest taking that medicine yourself. it's just a joke. we all know that catholics and cristians don't believe in reincarnation. and when you are reincarnated (assuming you believe in it. i'm not going to say my religious beliefs... mainly because i don't know myself) it will be as an animal. not something inanimate. it was just a joke video. chillax.
chaz... when you correct my spelling like that, you only embolden the terrorist..it's unfair to criticize me because i a m home schooled..You'll be laughing out of the other side of your mouth when i graduate from Liberty College next may.. (which was founded by none other than the Rev. Jerry Farrell)...with a degree in animal husbandry...
I'll be glad when the appocalypse comes and you are sucked down into hell..
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Correct your spelling? How do we correct your stupidity? Don't you even know the founder of your back woods "college"? Jerry Falwell, moron not Jerry Farrell! Animal husbandry...perfect job for you...working on subjects of equal intelligence!
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