Boyfriends I Have Been

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4 months ago
4 months ago
4 months ago
I can relate to number 2.
4 months ago
Mein apologies Herr Podman. I svitched on mein computer und zere it vos - Donner und Blitzen! - ze opportunity to be ERSTE vos too much to resist!
I know zat ein man of mein age should know better, but........
4 months ago
I am a generous man Mr. Vanker. I may have been first on the field, but the battle goes to you. First is yours this day.
4 months ago
Ze Iron Cross is in ze post.
4 months ago
never says shit!
4 months ago
I haf now votched zis video. Kvite amusing.
I haf had only two girlfriends - Eva und Conchita, mein current vife.
I like to sink I haf changed not ein bit. I still talk about armadilloes despite living in Chugwater, Wyoming.
www.adolfvanker.com
4 months ago
A man without a girlfriend is like a fish without a bike. A man without a friend may as well be a fish.
4 months ago
boring yet funny
4 months ago
uhhhh fishes usually don't have bikes so I don't follow, but then again I never follow!! And adolfvanker, if you are old enough to be married you shouldn't be talking like NO ONE does, even if you think that is how kids talk, cuz they don't talk like that!!!!!
4 months ago
I agree,but what he said was funny
4 months ago
check out his web site--- it's hysterical!!
4 months ago
Erm Deidarachick, you seem a little young to be here. Can't stop you but suggest you will find it boring after a while
4 months ago
Only dead fish go with the flow....and that dude is one dead fish!
4 months ago
So profound. Tell me more.
4 months ago
yep and yet another waste of time....... however.... I think it was still a little amusing. Knowing I'm okay.
4 months ago
The realer, the better! That was truely some brillantence'
Adding the drawing makes it twice as entertaining.
You keep doing that. I'd say 50% can relate. I know I can.
The rest or the haters are just american Sheeple. How cares. You Rock! Jonra
myspace.com/jonrablenderpalette
4 months ago
Good grief. This site is being appropriated by aliens.

Sense has departed...a vacuum of ideas is being filled with the fluff of ignorance.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.........on the other hand, Miter, your post was totally apt.

Gym...what the hell was the fish/bike thing all about? Gawd, are you actually wanting discourse with these adolescents?

Sorry...looking at having to deal with visitors for a day or two, followed by a flight south to visit our fragrant daughter - actually a fun exercise, but a bit enerving (sp?)...so, have little patience for banality at the momen

I'll have another chardonnay now.
4 months ago
Hey Chaz, can you expand on "fragrant daughter", has me scratching my head.
4 months ago
I don't treat my men like that ah ah its LUV all the way Girlfriend *hands on hips and shaking head while clicking twice in the air*
4 months ago
this jew is a fucking looser
4 months ago
It's a bit worrying that Glumbert is becoming a victim of its own success.
Seems to be attracting various idiots from youtube/myspace/bebo/facebook blah blah blah.......
Come back skidmarks - all is forgiven!!
4 months ago
Hey, I'm still first for the DUMPA pals!
4 months ago
No, wait. Nevermind... SHIT!

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