Smells Like Bootylicious

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First:doot
1 year ago
who ha
1 year ago
I wanna look like Beyonce...
1 year ago
I want Beyonce!
1 year ago
Where does this drivel come from?
1 year ago
Drivel Isle, off the coast of ST. MTV, the leeward side of the wanker chain of Islands.
1 year ago
miter made me giggle
1 year ago
Man, this mash up sucks. It has to be funny to be worthwhile. Try this one. It's Glenn Danzig doing Shakira's "Hips". Pretty fuggin' funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk
1 year ago
Was that guy singing in English? I could not understand a word.
1 year ago
OMG!! ROTFLMAO Burritos, Doritos... that was hysterical! Thanks pimp, I needed a good laugh!
1 year ago
LOL hehehehe
1 year ago
I wonder what all would be involved in "handling this" and why they think the average person wouldn't be able to do it. *shrugs*
1 year ago
Glumbert is really going downhill!!!!
1 year ago
glumbert is always goin downhill
1 year ago
So this is bouncy.

I really don't get it, did they come to play B-ball and some kind of music riot happened?
1 year ago
It's Nirvana's Child
1 year ago
good way of ruining a classic
1 year ago
which one? Destiny's Child or Nirvana?
1 year ago
Destiny's Child a classic? *Bitchslap to manalo*
1 year ago
A classic what?
1 year ago
Nirvana's Child
1 year ago
Or making it more interesting.
1 year ago
Beyonce is a fine looking woman but the title "Smells Like Bootylicious" dose NOT sound very appealing...


(hand up in class) Mz Stream Mz STREEEAM correct me if i am wrong but isnt "Booty" a reference to a ladys bottom?
1 year ago
LMFAO!
1 year ago
Dah
1 year ago
soundtrack to the apoctalyps
1 year ago
As a native to the Seattle area, this is just wrong!!! My eyes hurt.
1 year ago
Seattle? Perhaps you would like to visit my island in the Pacific. It is only an hour and a half ferry ride. Ferry leaves from Port Angeles....
1 year ago
that would be to Vancouver Island correct? It's beautiful on that island... did a 100 mile bike ride across the island (20 years ago) and over to Hat island. Love the Butchart Gardens, and all of Victoria... very romantic.
1 year ago
Yup. We have some psychotic cops that ride from the top of the island to the bottom every year. They call themselves 'Cops for Cancer'. Personally, I think they should be 'Cops against Cancer.' Whatever, I still have my head shaved every three years. It takes that long to grow long enough to make a wig.
1 year ago
Here's a great idea............let's take the quintessential grunge song.................. and over dub some useless fluff...........think it'll sell?..............o'kay, stop hitting me!
1 year ago
Lets not piss off Courtney Love... she's already scary enough.
1 year ago
Smack!
1 year ago
For real true romance - visit Chugwater, Platte County, Wyoming.
Learn more about zis truly lovely little town on www.adolfvanker.com
1 year ago
herr adolf, when are you going to Dildo?
1 year ago
Hey, we're all a new shade of blue. Daniel, are you plying with the settings, or is my computer acting up? LOL
1 year ago
should read "playing"
1 year ago
click on someone's name bill.
1 year ago
Thanks Sven! Hey, that's pretty cool, must have missed the memo.
1 year ago
What the hell? That is so awesome! Of course, I had to click on my own name! Unbelievable! Glumbert, I don't know how you did it, but I like it.
1 year ago
Daniel and other Glumbert admins. I'm having a problem. Everytime I try to post a comment, my browser hangs. I have to kill it. And when it comes back, my comment is posted.
1 year ago
I had this problem also. Caused me to post it twice.
1 year ago
Well, I guess Rob can add this one to his list.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/pachelbel
1 year ago
LOL!! glumbert just personalized the .... out of this sight.. Wait until you guys see the picture I'm gonna use! I'm like a movie star!
1 year ago
You look strangely like a NY Yankees logo my friend.
1 year ago
WARNING !! THIS IS A VERY GRAPHIC LINK!

A Marine I served with sent me this!

I post it only to shut those ASSES up who continues to post Their maligned comments towards our Canadian brothers and sisters to the Nord of us!

http://www.viddler.com/explore/jpozadzides/videos/26/
1 year ago
Holy shit.

I knew our boys were good.....but goddamnnnnn......

Thanks Randal!!

Although graphic, I think it's an eye-opener as to the honed talents of our Forces in action (plus, Marine Scout Snipers are NO slouches, either!).

Helluva video.

Damn.
1 year ago
2400m damn thats extraordinary (I mean the skill) cause it is graphic.

I have a Sako Varmit 22-250 and I am happy to hit something at 200m.
1 year ago
randal, the dope on this clip is that it's groundhogs not people being shot...if you go to YouTube they have this clip being claiming so many different "shooters", Rangers, Marines, etc. What I know about the .50 cal is that it would cleanly remove your head but would not send an entire human body flying like that. They are one hell of a powerful rifle though that needs extra caution when target shooting e.g.,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laSRfJ8WgwQ

Funny they have some of the same adrenaline pumped expressions I have...

"Am I bleedin?!"

"were not do in that no more!"
1 year ago
That's to bad, if true.

Oh well.
1 year ago
Canuck, I sent Miter a note about this video standing up! also you watch the recoil on that spotter scope every time a round gets squeezed off! In the last clip watch as the scope pulls away you see a very vast distance betwix the shooter and the target!
A modified 50 cal. round will do some amazing stuff!

Hell,I owned a 9mill p-89 black hawk ruger. Used to fire blazer rounds at melon's ,if the melon was in front of a object usually a boulder the damage would be tremendously worse.
Then again, I could be getting misinformation!
I wanna believe it is what they say it is anyhow, kinda makes me all warm inside.
1 year ago
saw that about a year ago, I was undre the impression it was a US sniper shooting vermits.
1 year ago
Randal:

It's an eerie coincidence you posting this link.

About a half-hour ago, the wife and I finished watching a 1940 black-and-white flick, called "The 49th Parallel". Basically, it's about a Nazi U-Boat that sneaks into the middle of Hudson Bay. They need fuel and supplies to continue onwards, right? So, the Kraut captain orders an armed landing party ashore, to get some supplies. If anyone stands in their way, waste'em, he says. Then, before they go, the captain gives them this big lecture on how they are the first of a thousand German soldiers to set foot on Canadian soil, and yadda-yadda-yadda. So, they go. But we know these fuckers are somewheres, right? We've just been waiting for them to surface. Shortly after the landing party gets ashore, the R.C.A.F. spots the submarine, and our guys start dropping their loads, and REALLY FUCKED UP THEIR SHIT! The sub sinks, and now what? That landing party are on their own, and now have to traverse across Canada. Why? Because at this stage of the game, the U.S. is hasn't entered the war yet, so they figure if they can get to the border and cross it, then the Yanks have will have no choice but to return them to Germany, because of their German citizenship (there's a twist ending involved here). So, it now becomes one great big chase across at least several provinces.

Man, what a great flick!!

You ain't seen NOTHIN', until you've seen Lawrence Olivier playing a French-Canadian fur trapper! LOL! (My favourite line, is when he says to the German officer in a thick accent, "My fadder give you a good keeckin' in da furst war, so maybe we gonna do it again in dis one too, eh?" Then the Kraut shot him. LMFAO! Prick!)

Anyways, if you ever come across this little gem (I found the DVD today, by sheer fluke!), I urge you to see it.

That goes for you too, Col. Vanker! LOL!

Great movie.
1 year ago
C - Thanks for the movie tip, it sounds interesting and I have added it to my NetFlix queue.
1 year ago
OK, I try to upload my "picture" and all I get is...

Warning: rand() expects exactly 2 parameters, 1 given in /home/glumbert/public_html/profile.php on line 58

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 9088 bytes) in /home/glumbert/public_html/system/profile/profile.php on line 40


???????????????
1 year ago
Miter your image is too big. Reduce its size and or convert it to JPEG to reduce it.
1 year ago
pod, it was a 279 k JPEG
1 year ago
Miter my image is 4.2 KB, I think you have to shrink that sucker down to about 150 by 150 pixels.
1 year ago
Well not pixels but whatever windows uses as their measure Twips perhaps, I don't know since windows does not give units. Microsoft sucks on so many levels, and is pure genius on others.
1 year ago
compress or convert to odobe
1 year ago
I have one in my glove box, better that a spare tire.
1 year ago
what's anyone's take on this story?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23098780/
1 year ago
Goldbardeb (I'd like to know the meaning behind that lol!)

It's sounds like more of the same "verbal incontinence" this worthless pile of crap likes to spew. His own people hate his guts as they starve and inflation runs amok. Yet another reason for the free world to reduce it's need for oil!
1 year ago
60 minutes is starting, and they are going to run a story on how it costs 2 cents to make a penny, and 10 cents to make a nickel! With inflation running high it will only get worse. In a few years we may be like Italy, and using $500 notes to buy a loaf of bread.
1 year ago
Couple of things to consider here, Miter:

Venezuela is the third biggest oil supplier to the U.S. (behind Canada and Mexico, respectively). If you look ar the history of the past century, you'll see a pretty definite pattern of things happening, whenever a nation decides to "nationalize" its resources; Cuba and Iran are the two immediate ones I can name. So when THAT happens, and profits of foreign companies are in danger, simply because that nations leader said, "Ummm...no....it's OURS and belongs to OUR people", well, that's begging for trouble. Suddenly, you'll find news stories coming out, that demonizes said nation, and about how they constitute a "threat", and how we'll suddenly need to send in troops, covert operatives, etc, to "save" them, and the need to "stabilize" the region. Recently, a study came out re: rankings of who the "happiest" people are in whatever nation. Apparently, Venezuela and its population came out on top. Gimme some time, I'll dig it up. Plus, I've spoken to a number of Venezuelans over the past few years, and the majority almost always say the same thing: "We don't mind ol' Hugo. He tells Bush to fuck off, so he's a good guy. There's jobs, food, subsidized education, health care, good standard of living. No, we're happy."

Something tells me, that if our Prime Minister said tomorrow that he's "nationalizing" our oil resources.....then watch: we'll have the 7th Fleet blockading us; we'll have the 1st Infantry Division flooding across at Niagra Falls, and prior to all THAT....suddenly the news will be FILLED with stories about "WMD's" up here, terrorists about to launch an attack, we're outta control, etc, etc. The media will FLOOD the airwaves with this nonsense, to justify an attack. It sounds a little far-fetched, I know. But keep in mind: this is EXACTLY what has already happened to ANY nation, that had the audacity to "nationalize" ANY of its resources. It's happened MANY times.

Watch how many stories the White House spins, once Chavez starts fucking around with HIS OWN oil. You think Texaco, Exxon or Mobil or BP are gonna stand for that shit? Nope. No way.

THEY will issue marching orders.

Not anyone in the White House.

THEY'RE just there, to carry out Oil Company policy.
1 year ago
And about this story. It a empty threat, because only the US can refine the oil that Venezuela produces. It has something to do with some unique characteristic of their oil.
1 year ago
And another thing is that Hugo Chavez has a private deal with Massachusetts to supply oil for the elderly at a reduced price. It seems he does not hate America, he just hates Bush, which I find very funny.
1 year ago
You're right, Podster.

That guy absoultely despises Bush.

Shit, I'll never forget what he said at one of the U.N. meetings, a day after Bush spoke there.

he says "The Anti-Christ was here yesterday; the Devil himself. I can still smell the sulphur!" (then he crosses himself)

LMFAOOO!!
1 year ago
Plus, it was a real rib-tickler when the King of Spain told him to "Shaddap!".

LOL!
1 year ago
C - Well I don't blame Chavez for doing what he can against Bush, after all wasn't it one of Bush's friends in the Evangelical Church publicly calling for Chavez's assassination a few years ago.
1 year ago
I believe you're referring to Mr. Pat Robertson....zealot extrordinaire.
1 year ago
P.S.

I'm not a big fan of Chavez myself, but let's keep something in mind, here:

He was democratically elected.
1 year ago
i hope cheney and his posse don't decide to liberate Venezuela too ....

bush is out of the loop. i think he's hittin the booze pretty hard,,,i mean shit, nobody takes that much vacation.
1 year ago
Right...democratically.
Wasn't it that GREAT pres Carter who certified it?
Did he certify the dead as well?
1 year ago
Huh?

Did you go off your meds again?

Who give's a Flying Fiddlers Fuck WHO "certified" it???

He was democratically elected. Period.

REGARDLESS of WHOEVER sitting in the White House has to fucking say about it.

End of story.
1 year ago
Canuck...may want to check up on your democratically elected statement.
I know he is your hero because he hates GWB, but honestly...democratically elected.

I thought you hated dictators.
1 year ago
So guess what I;ve been doing all weekend!

If certain, when life was out-
that yours and mine should be-
I'd toss it yonder like a Rind,
and take Eternity.
1 year ago
Come, let me sing into your ear;
Those dancing days are gone.
All that silk and satin gear;
Crouch upon a stone,
wrapping that foul body up
In as foul a rag:
I carry the sun in a golden cup.
The moon in a silver bag>
1 year ago
cristal domes of light reflex
on promises of treat they wait
our child has grow with no delays
we owe them peace for everyday
1 year ago
it actually sucks, the only reason it sounds interesting is because the timing lines up.
1 year ago
VERY fuckin' sad news:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080211/ap_on_en_mo/obit_scheider;_ylt=AqXKlsSRGgAjzkbiceg7cZGs0NUE

I can't believe he died.

He was one of my favourites, ever since "Jaws".

Shit.
1 year ago
jaws was great,,,the best
in northern california people continue to surf and dive in white's territiries. from marin county to mendocino is the worst. they rotinely get hit but live to tell the take. i don't understand this. i mean a white will eat a liscence plate but find humans unpalatable????...also i laugh when people say they fought their way free hahahaha..a 2000 lb pissed off dinosaur with a mouth full of butcher knives is going to be intimidated by a surfer dude...hahahaha

we are protein but they don't hunt us for food? why? they love whales that have been dead for a week, and many are constantly at or near starvation?
when they hit humans they always let them go.
1 year ago
Guten Tag Glumberters!

Herr Scheider vos ein good actor. I enjoyed his role in Marathon Man - particularly ze bit ven ze old Englsiher kveen Laurence Olivier - badly miscast in mein humble opinion - shtabbed him in ze shtomach vith his fiendish knife. Kvite unexpected.
"Is it safe?" Vot an idiotic kvestion. Ze Cheyenne police vould never ask such a sing! See www.adolfvanker.com for details of mein incarceration.
1 year ago
LMFAO!
1 year ago
Herr Canuck!

It is good to hear from you again. I vos much amused by your theory on anozzer thread about ze US reaction if Canada decided to play hard to get vith its oil.
Surely zis vould not happen! Does not ze Fuhrer Bush reserve his wrath for people vith beards und brown skin?
1 year ago
LMFAOOO!!

You fuckin' slay me!

Actually, the point I was making was that it wouldn't be so much an issue of "Bushs wrath", so much as it would be "The Oil Companys Wrath." Really, when you think about it, this is a situation that has panned out many times REGARDLESS of who was sitting in the Oval Office.

Seems to be a standard protocol.

THis is why I honestly think that Barack Obama my be that one-in-a-million who'll break that trend, and finally tell the Corporations to "shove it".

Wishful thinking, maybe, but what the hell.
1 year ago
....und by ze vay, I do not understand zis video. Ze comely frauleins dancing to music is - how do you say? - eye chocolate? Vot is funny about zis?
1 year ago
Dunno.

Ya got me there.
1 year ago
Sup, guys?

Beyonce has a well rounded rump...

I will beat until she submits...

As, for the mash-up... My ears started to bleed is that normal?

Any docs in glumbertland?

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