Fat women and a blind fold don't mix well

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First:jeff111
11 months ago
erste!
11 months ago
Skvirrelnetics has given me ze power!!
11 months ago
Zis voman is ein moron. Zis video has no point. I feel ashamed to haf been erste.
11 months ago
uhm, why you type like that? its fucking retarded at least type in the real language you moron
11 months ago
JIGGLY BOOBIES
11 months ago
She needed the exercise anyways.
11 months ago
and no one in punta cana wanted to see her in a bathing suit anyway
11 months ago
Herr aceinyoface.

I apologise for mein language und for being a moron. I had not realised I vos in ze presence of ein master of syntax, spelling und grammar - you are ein credit to ze American education system.
However - you should have written

"Uhm. Why do you type like that? It's fucking retarded. At least type in the real language, you moron."

Guten nacht.
11 months ago
Badda Bing, Badda Boom!
11 months ago
He has a point, just who exactly TYPES with an accent? I mean seriously... Just type in German or whatever so I can stop trying to decrypt your comments and start ignoring them.
11 months ago
LOL
11 months ago
Yeah, the accent gimmick is tired and annoying.
11 months ago
sorry fellas, but he DOES crack me up.
11 months ago
Hey, it was a trip to the Dominican Republic , subconsiously, she wanted to lose.
11 months ago
second prize was philadelphia
11 months ago
third prize was 2 trips
11 months ago
Und third prize vos ein night at ze opera vith Herr aceinyoface followed by ein candlelit dinner in his library listening to his Mozart collection und looking at his 14th century illuminated manuscripts.
11 months ago
Sorry. Are all Candian women this intelligent?
11 months ago
you mean they can't spell Canadian?...like you
11 months ago
Thank you Lord. You just made my intelligence increase by 10 points by your wisdom. Look I can spell now. Again, thank you Lord. If this is all you have to say then there are others who can't spell that you can have a fun time by being a douche.
11 months ago
Hey Canuck. This was near your hometown. This video begs the question, Are all Canadian this intelligent?
11 months ago
She sprinted 150 meters in no time... and gave a good hit at the finish... sign her up for the rugby... lock.
11 months ago
Sheesh...another Can'tadian issue.

Just another day south of the pole, and north of the sultry climes of Olde Orchard Beach.

Doesn't do much for the collective Canadian IQ measure, does it. Still, it's the sort of thing that could happen anywhere, right?

BUT THIS WAS TORONTO. Anyone know anyone from Canada in these here postings? Who might have, on occasion, found fault with his southern neighbors? Arrrgh....the only thing worse for him than this was MY pain after the three-game sweep the Jankees pulled off in Boston....I feel MY pain...boohoo...not his.

Still...we have five games in hand, and not a bad looking September ahead (he said to himself, remembering all the previous "September Swoons". Ah well....one game at a time.
11 months ago
you know it!!! LMAO
11 months ago
for some reason I don't think a sub-middle class, fat, american white chick would have faired much better. There was something so pathetic in this video. I think I'm gonna cry.
11 months ago
We haven't seen a similar video so we will never know. Let's not forget she was an upper class fat Canadian chick.

Will Mooseknuckles defend her as vehemently as he bashes his brethren in watching men in the restroom?
11 months ago
where was the defensive team in here? They should have tackled her before she got so close to the end zone. No that would have been a good video.
11 months ago
1) All canadian women look like this.

2) Canadian football players don't know how to tackle.

3) She's extra heavy b/c of the child she's carrying courtesy of a canuck an billboat gangbang in billoat' steamfitting factory where canuck is the security guard
11 months ago
I'm with ya wolf, you want the trip, fight for it.
11 months ago
throbby need attention...........pay throbby more attention.........pay throbby more attention..........must generate attention..........losing grip.........must get more attention........must say stupid shit to get more attention......
11 months ago
i just pray your dumb ass does not rest in my state
11 months ago
i dont know boys,, that was a pretty far run for that fat girl.
i wouldnt want her chasing me.. lol

or would i ? aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not.
11 months ago
Piss off RF.
11 months ago
The imposter is back I see
11 months ago
Impostor будет персоной претендует быть somebody else, часто, котор нужно пытаться приобрести финансовохозяйственные или социальные преимущества через социальное инженерство, но как раз как часто для шпионства или обеспечения соблюдения законов. Так будет им?
11 months ago
LMAO me tinks me knows you mon.
11 months ago
He just might Miter. We will sit back and watch.
11 months ago
Okay, that's just sad!
11 months ago
Unlikley lordandmaster, since I don't reside in Alabama, Arkansas, or West Virginia.
11 months ago
Btw lord...., thanks for the attention!
11 months ago
Oh, your "must say stupid shit...." comment. Could you please enlighten me on what serious stuff there is to say about this clip?? Please don't go down the obesity route.
11 months ago
let me elaborate....instead of actually talking about any clip you just use them to bait the Canadians on the site. Is that stupid shit enough for ya.....
11 months ago
Let me be the douche and point out your grammar intellect. You use multiple periods in order to end your fragment. You did not have a complete thought (imagine that).

You begin the next sentence with a small I and then you end your paragraph with multiple periods when your sentence should end with a question mark, whether you are being rhetorical or not.

Stop being an idiot and quit trying to be funny by correcting others.
11 months ago
I forgot to correct you about your grammar with the words "on the site." Which site? Ohh, didn't you mean "this" site?
11 months ago
I gotsta watch my grammer here? Oh I'm fucked..........oopps!
11 months ago
Lord ain't talk too mee in a wile so I get dummer by the ower. please sav mee.
11 months ago
This was an example of the blonde and superficial leading the fat and blind.

...although was impressed by her acceleration and closing speed
11 months ago
Throbber, stick with your "baiting" of the canadians as described by lordandwanker. Much more interesting and entertaining than the boring comments of the actual vids. I can't believe that pullmyplonker actually cares to read what other people have to say about some obscure clips randomly posted on the internet.
11 months ago
I guess that he is dumb enough that he either needs a play-by-play of a fat Canadian woman running into some signage, maybe he wants an intellectual discussion of why it occurred.

Either way, the more he comments the more he looks like a fool.
11 months ago
One thing I'm not getting here, why all the Canadian bashing? I see some is in jest, but others seem quite hostile. With oat a doat their beer alone make's canuck's great people in my book! Not to mention all the good time's I've had up daer in da north , and I can't imaging watching the Redwings without some Leafs to put into the boards eh! So quit being such hosers, sit down pull off your tuque, and get into a 2 4 uh blue!
11 months ago
Thanks Miter, that's pretty much the point I was trying to make, minus the Blue, that stuff gives ya the s@
11 months ago
A few Canadians on this site bash the US government so we return the volley when something as moronic as this is put on a platter. If they can dish it out then they better damn well be able to take it. If they can't, then the heck with'em.
11 months ago
Good point, they bash our GOVERNMENT, not us.
11 months ago
Your point? If you can dish out jokes/bashings you better be able to take it, whether it applies to the government or the people.
11 months ago
"If you can dish out jokes/bashings you better be able to take it, whether it applies to the government or the people."

See, Bilebag? This is why you are, have always been and always will be...a complete, fucking clueless idiot.

You just proved my point.

Asswipes like YOU CANNOT "take it", because you CAN'T/WON'T separate critcism of the government, as opposed to criticism of a whole peoples/nations (which is what YOU'RE into, and is all you got left, when I repeatedly and factually demonstrate the many ways in which GWB is a complete fucking turd).

It's one of the main reasons why I (as has been pointed out MANY times by others) OWN your sorry little ignorant ass.

Repeatedly.

So flail away, Bilebag.

Come get some.

Again.
11 months ago
I've already had it and I don't want sloppy seconds. I've moved on, but it seems like you want seconds from me. Who's your daddy?

I could care less if you bash American's. You might as well as many of us feel your a buttwipe anyways.
11 months ago
shits(stupid computer)
11 months ago
Ah, all the Yanks are still pissed about Lukas Rossi. This girl can rhn faster than most American men!
11 months ago
We don't dispute that the 4 legged moose can outrun us.
11 months ago
hehehe :)
11 months ago
Then,then,then,then
11 months ago
.

well then I'm back to iraq then.

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11 months ago
Some blind women have fat folds.

As Throb, Barnsley and Bile Bag will attest.

These of course being the only women they can get close to.
11 months ago
You just spoke without my permission. Back to your cage maggot before I whip you.
11 months ago
Mako I think I'd rather be doing a fat woman than the polepuffing you perform on Canuck. 2 guys doing the 69 is just disgusting.

Sorry to interupt your play time. Get back into position and carry on.
11 months ago
It's tough not having any intelligent friends around, ain't it....Bilebag?
11 months ago
Mako says he wants more oral, so go get some chapstick and get back into position.

If (intelligent friends = penis suckers) then no, I don't want them.
11 months ago
PS: Thrush #1 hush now baby don't you cry...
11 months ago
You are pretty good to be able to type with your mouth full looking straight into Canuck's nutsack. You guys have the art mastered.

As if there was any comical sense to your statement.

BTW Mako you reek of virtual halitosis.
11 months ago
Thrush #1 there really is no battle of wits between us - I wouldn't pick on an unarmed man...

But to carry on with the little nite-nite song for you:

"Mama's gonna make all of your Nightmares come true..."
11 months ago
You would get into a fist fight with an unarmed man there Spastic Colon Man, or in other words you are like an Irritable Bowel Syndrome type D (diarrhea predominant).
11 months ago
"Mama's gonna put all her fears into you..."
11 months ago
Most hilarious thing ever said on Glumbert. Canuck says, "when I repeatedly and factually demonstrate the many ways in which GWB is a complete fucking turd". Factually???????? :)))))))))))))))) Delusional.
11 months ago
While douche is only my screen name, I think Canuck has truly earned the name of a used douchebag. Maybe I should give him this account. It truly fits him.
11 months ago
(*yawns*)
11 months ago
who thinks of these things,,,,,,,,,, she may have run to the island
10 months ago
fat fucking retard, i just about shit my pants when she ran into that sign. adolfvanker get a fucking life and stop talking like that.

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