glumbert

I challenge thee to a duel for the honour of first. Choose your weapons!

limericks

There once was a girl named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and her tits in a tree in Brazil!

a girl on this site is a sex addict
her fingers are always at it
thinking about a man named ryan
too bad she looks like a sea loin
and never will see his phallic

There once was a man from Seattle
who liked to have sex with cattle
As he butt-rammed a cow
He got kicked with a pow
and now his dick looks like a paddle

there is a nigger who posts on glumbert
his ass was so swallon it hurt
so he went to his buddy jurassic
whom loved the taste of ethnic
and licked his ass like it was dessert

there once was a man from houston
who wanted to get some action
so he went out on the hunt
to find some willing cunt
and took home his second cousin

Well done on this one, but the one above it isn't a limerick......unless maybe you're IN Limerick and pissed as a wharf rat.

Not pissed.....just buzzed

FIRST!

we need a dozen more like you. LOL

I can help, but I'm not going to take it to the level of idiocy. Whoever is currently pulling the strings of fartknocker's set at the moment isn't really going to get any sympathy from me until I know who it is.

Gain sympathy from you? This ain't the place for sympathy. This is a place were we stop to hang out when we need a break from jerking off to porn sites.
duh

I'm guessing no woman has kissed Ryan since his momma did last. Just between you and me (whispering) I think he's a homo. However, it is highly thoughtful of you to go around offering your brown donut hole to others. Keep up the good work!

Hail! Masterless slut, your services are needed for a GREAT CAUSE! I must cleanse myself in your womanly basin, and prepare for holy war! For the Bedouin will not rest and neither shall I. (Lo! you're a chick, right?)(Wink)(Wink)

Har!Har!HAr!HAr!

helldiver,
What a cute name! Does you attitude, and looks match I wonder?
For rubbing purposes, I imagine yes. You know I've met many boys that have a certain amount of phallic ambivalence toward that beautiful man Ryan. In what I see in common with there problems is a certain amount of masturbatory guilt. Don't let your acorn hinder you self esteem helldiver. Many people have said this to you before, but it's up to you to make the change. An besides you might find a little comfort in this, the bulge you are worried about doesn't matter, it's the bulge in your back pocket that really counts.
Peace, and love helldiver
; )
jen

howheavy,
Now you sound like the real deal baby. I have read your post over, and over, and over thinking about you...cleanse thy self unto me. Feel thine stickyness. My holyness is premoisoned for your war!
luv jen

For the record, jenny is part of the fartknocker set.

Because yo0u aren't even a valid poster, due to the fact that your name isn't even remotely original...?

(Zero isn't supposed to be in there..)

Go take a bath kid and wash behind your ears .
No computer for you tonight.
You little 15 yr old prick. Jerk off in bed instead. LOL