Faked, media manipulation. A low tree like that damn birds would have known better to have flown away. ...and the crappy acting awards goes to the channel 4 news guys.
You are a double espresso at three AM.
You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of
coffee. You see visions. You could change the
world if only you were up at the same time as
everyone else. You have created a programming
language that throws errors if the code is not
written in iambic pentameter, and you are
infuriated by the typos in the new edition of
Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a
form of tantric sex, and your cats have
doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in
a good cause.
Good morning! what a day i've had. what a fuckin' day i have had. and it's not over yet, because i haven't slept! wheee-hee-heee!
Happy New Year!
Hard drive crashed...replaced and took my time getting back.
I hope all of you are doing well.
Canuck--you celebrate too early. I am sure with the upcoming elections we will have many a go-round as I try to learn my US History and Constitution from you.
what the world needs now is
love sweet love
its the only thing worth thinking offffffffff
except of course
for war,
the election
un-employment
poverty
AIDS
no flu shot
discrimination
racism
sexism
homophobia
anti-semitism
anti-Israelism that covers up what really so often is anti-semitism
and of course
countless hours dedicated to the pondering of Donald Trump's hair
but i digress
Try and remember stream, its the current U.S constitution canuck writes about and not the abridged version from the defunct confederacy from whence you draw your wisdom! LOLOLOL!
Miter,Free62 Thanks for dropping in all's well! :)
Hey stream welcome back. I hope you are doing well. You may soon be able to offset your computer repair cost with the government rebate check. At least it isn't a block of cheese.
Ah yess...the stimulus package (which, coincidentally was my nickname in college.)
$600 dollars bribery...FROM THE FEDS!...to do what?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
My Republican weaklings are going over to the darkside...and have been for some time. Sad really.
As Homer Simpson would say: "Market goes up. Market goes down. Market goes up..."
yo randall...the return of a voice of reason to balance the cacophony recently arising on this site in your absence....or....well....that is....if you want to....do reason, that is....
.....anyway, welcome back to the place a "one flew over".
Yea, the man who cutteth down God's trees
and makes them into firewood will be burned,
He who scales the mighty oak and pine
for cash reward will surely gargle from hell's spitoon.
His seed will be barren and his hair fall out,
His teeth they will melt and his tongue decay.
faggot lumberjacks
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
Alright godswrath...now what the hell is wrong with cutting down some piss ant trees? I just came in from cutting up a whole shit load of dead wood in 17 degree weather, that's the last thing I want to read asshole...your just plain pissin me off...until I warm up (and cool down) I'll withhold further comment!
podster....great rendering of lyrics....but really does not do much for your studly image. Of course, you are just remembering the old college songs, right? Flagon in one hand and the other on the hilt of a sword as you swayed to and fro in full voice....hah....of course!
Dear Hillary Clinton it is not the job of the federal government to subsidize home-heating bills and speculative mortgage fiasco's.... next time you apply for a position read the fukin job description start with the constitution and articles thereof have a nice day
Chuck your correct, our federal gov only subsidizes oil companies,not the avg.poor fuck.
I didn't know that the pres. position had a jod description, what's W doing with it?
why the anger with hill?
jimmy she proposes using our tax dollars to bribe us and yes there is a presidential job description it's called the oath of office i'm tired of prople telling me how smart she is when everything she ever did on her own was a sham or a disaster
OK chuck, Ive been convinced. I have no idea who the hell to vote for. since reading up on the tax thing,,well I'm out-of-sources. I had a thing for edwards after meeting him(great hair, I have none). Paul makes sense but, he'll never get in.
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton".
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of
"Hillary Rodham Clinton ?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?
GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
Zis video vos kvite amusing in a childlike vay. As I votched, I could not help but remember ein incident zat happened to Goebells in 1943. He vos playing vith his two obnoxious children in ze garden of his shmall schloss in ze Bayerischewald ven ze little girl became shtuck up ein tree.
"Vatter, vatter!" she cried. "Hilfe mich! I am geshtucken und cannot get gedownen!"
Vell, Goebells vos never known for his personal bravery, so he called for his vife, und told her to climb ze tree und bring down ze stupid kind. But she too became entangled in ze branches und soon began screaming zat Goebells vos ein dumkopf und ein craven coward.
Ze little propagandist tried to solve ze problem by calling ze Gestapo, who began firing zere Lugers at his vife und child, in ein bid to make zem come down. All ze while, Goebells stood beneath ze tree, laughing through his teeth as only he could.
Ze volley of shots had an unusual side-effect. Frau Goebells became so afraid zat she - how do you say? - gecrapped herself und ze scheise fell from ze tree into her husband's mouth.
Und ze moral of zis tale?
Verdamdt! I haf forgotten, but ze memory of Goebells covered in scheise vill live vith me forever.
LOL! Gotta love those Luger's! Hey Adolph, you don't have any do you? They're very valuable these day's, especially if you one that's never been fired and only dropped once;=)
So, you all think this was faked? I suppose I must agree. It's just a little too hammy. Reporting on "bird infestation", standing under a tree, looking up at the very same second said birds are letting one drop. It's either staged, or the world's biggest coincidence.
As I called it earlier, definitely fake! The guy wouldn't have reacted that way if it were real, besides he so carefully placed himself in that spot.
I was taking some pictures of a "wildlife area" that was in back of a friends apartment, when two Blue Heron's took to the air and dropped bombs across the parking lot, hitting three people and many cars, I swear the whole mess was twenty feet long it was hilarious! If only I had my dv camera! I did snap a digital pic though....lol
A wonderful bird is a pelican
Whose beak can hold more than his belly can
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week
And I don't know how in the hell he can.
I had a case of hemorrhoids. The doctor gave me some suppositories. The hemorrhoids didn't go away. The doctor asked me if I had be using the suppositories. I said, 'Yes, I have. But for all the good they were doing me, I might as well shoved them up my ass!"
Sometimes there are moments where it all makes sense
Moments so clear that you want to hold them tight and not let go
The fragility of the human race
The vulnerability exposed to the bone
The cycle of life revealed in front of you without a care
The curtains of ignorance drawn to show the bare truth
We are scared, insecure, paranoid and afraid creatures
But we only survive by suppressing our fears with walls of words
saw little miss sunshine earlier, what is this beauty pageant think about, it's one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen, this should be outlawed
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