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Hey Mr. reporter learn the difference between silicon and silicone. Duh.

It's the 6 million dollar dolphin

They're working on sending it back in time to save Sarah Connor from Arnold Schwartzenegger

No Tards claiming first....Bravo

Awesome i actually swam with dolphins in Naples Flordia quite the experience

I accidently swam with sharks in Cocoa Beach Fla (Cape Canaveral) and it wasnt awesome lol
Ft Myers is a nice beach i spent 4 yrs in Florida loved it!

Hey c man and canuck i took my own advice and went for a dip with 1 of my pups water temp wasnt bad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAXIkHSRxWk

i love dolphin meat

I've seen fucking dolphins.

So If I get a prosthetic nose I am bionic?

Strange given their love of slaughtering dolphins but it was the Japanese who first did this.

Guess they felt it wasn't 'honourable' to flence them alive if they didn't have tails.

Awww poor dolphin. I've seen wild dolphins several surfing. Gotta beat the heat!

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I've been busy lifeguarding and teaching kids to surf!!!!

who cares what the correct name is! its a fake fin, you tools!

A little inuendo at 2:36.......

Glumbert has slowed right down, are we all on valium at the moment

In most peoples Top 10 things to do before you die; swim with dolphins, not in mine, more like bathing in milk with all the top news readers in the world, all wearing their black glasses. Foreplay would be discussing in depth the price of oil, whether bush should be impeached, Afganistan, then onto a game of chess... perfect, oh and maybe some cuddling

I swam with a halibut once. It was the least terrifying thing I have ever done, as the halibut was injured and even if it hadn't been, I had a spear gun wiht which I would have dispatched it at the slightest hint of danger.
I'm sorry my tale of undersea swimming is not more thrilling, but it semed appropriate given the inredibly dull standard of videos on Glumbert recently.
This one qualifies as ocean going, Grade A drivel.

If they had found a halibut without a tail would they have gone to such measures for it? Or is it because another mammal was in need? Or did they just watch too much "Flipper" when they were kids.

I doubt it. Halibut do not make cute squeaking sounds and cannot be used for military purposes, therefore are of no interest to humans other than as a food source.
Having said that, they are delicious on a base of fennel with new potatoes. I have eaten dolphin only once, in Kobe, and have to say I thought it was overrated, a bit like salmon that has gone off.

skid..VALIUM?! .....GOOD IDEA!!! lol

also..halibut are LOW on the food chain. would you spend thousands on a a prosthetic for an animal that would probably be eaten within an hour of being released into the ocean?

they actually had one for a full grown dolphin that was made with a rubber-silicone compound with a small computer built into the spot where it was attached. much more impressive then the one shown here. also cost quite a bit more...

First First First!!!!!

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hey tint's here...say something, please!

skids..about your..er, scary, perhaps? revelation of what you would like to do before you die.. im not sure whether to say "lol" or read it again to make sure that you are just joking...

you know..i just went to drip's profile to post a comment. i have one thing to say: i am going to go clean my eyes and erase certain obvious details from my mind.
also, drip: if you are so pathetic that you can't even put a fake picture on the internet that makes you look GOOD (even if it is fake) then that is sad.

also, im never going to his page again.

wait no..thats different..

WTF?! WHERE IS EVERYONE??!!

Excuse me for not being politically correct, but I can't resist. This came in my e-mail this morning, thought I'd share......




THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel !!!

Since there are no new video yet, I figured I'd post a joke.....

What%u2019s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

If you laughed your going to hell

tint , my best pet dog was a lab mastiff mix was smart,obedient,and a good friend. Before I got him he was trained as a personal guard dog for a lady in Washington . 140 lbs of black muscle , to me he was a gentle giant did not like black men . One of my buddies came to my place , the dog jumped about 5 feet in the year at him. I yelled and jumped to . Luckily he didn't take my head off. He was very ashamed and went back to the area where he slept. I used to take him with me to new orleans,LOL never had a problem riding my bike at night with him running beside me.

...damn!!

Tim Russert of NBC news died today of a sudden heart attack while at work... he was 58.

Hang on a minute... according to this all the amputees maimed from war or accidents and reliant on prosthetics are all 'BIONIC' in a Six Million Dollar Dolphin way???

Erm...Do the humans in this predicament feel this way? A limb has been lost for christ's sake!!

Get real... it is devastating. Sure, the prosthetic tech exists but why is there the need to make out like it is all ok and life will be normal?

You've still lost a fuckin limb. Probably unnecessarily if you're a war vet.

Now if they can attach something like Cherry Darling had in Planet Terror then perhaps it's worth it