Texting While Motorcycling

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First:dtothem
1 year ago
first
1 year ago
Here's what he texted:

and just what did you accomplish with that post obahtafucur?
1 year ago
did it all for the love of praise
1 year ago
There is no love or praise for you.
You're deluded.
1 year ago
I'm not deluded
I'm 100% pure concentrate
1 year ago
THATS CRAZY DUDE!
1 year ago
Can't wait to see all those boring comments about endangering the lives of others, respect for road safety, no good youth of today, etc.
1 year ago
Throbstick, by glibly dismissing others offhanded concerns about the safety of others you are indirectly endangering the lives of Glumbert users and are a prime example of the no good youth of today not respecting road safety or the minimal amount people are willing to do to improve the situation.
1 year ago
These no good youths of today have no respect for road safety, and are endangering the lives of others, and that goes for the guy on the motorcycle as well.

Now that that is over with, we now resume our regular programming.
1 year ago
Podman, by posting roughly the same bit of sarcasm at almost the same time that I have is yet another example of the reckless disregard of today's youth towards Glumbert users' already strained sense of humor on the road of endless 'firsts' and otherwise witless and otherwise simplistically conceived satire such as my own.
1 year ago
These no good youths of today have no respect for road safety, and are endangering the lives of others, and that goes for the guy on the motorcycle as well.

(Road safety....no good youth of today.....blah....blah...blah...)

That about cover it?
1 year ago
Here is a little nugget from the margins of Vermont Driving manual :

"The speed that thrills, is the speed that kills."
1 year ago
Looks like one of my sons! And what the F is with those drivers! My god I'd be a road raging fool if I was out there!
1 year ago
location of the dirtbag
1 year ago
The folk's in the medical profession call them "organ donors" for a reason.
1 year ago
That's morbidly funny....why am I laughing?

Some who subscribe to Malthus' notions might view this as a form of population control.
1 year ago
what's the difference between a biker, and a hoover vacuum cleaner?
1 year ago
location of the dirtbag
1 year ago
I like that one, thanks!
1 year ago
LMFAO!
Superb bike handling skills!
Infinity/Moderator/Tyranus/Dirtbag tried to phone from his motorcycle, but got cut off when the wire snapped as he rode out of his drive.
1 year ago
he deserves to die
1 year ago
IMO this just shows how a skilled operator of a motor vehicle poses no safety risk to other drivers while texting/making phone calls.
1 year ago
Mobile phone!
1 year ago
Wow. I go out for dinner and a couple of drinks and Pinocchio continues posting throughout. Another 3.5 hours away from the family (or semblance thereof) on a weekend evening. Way to go. Quality family time. Make 'em proud.
1 year ago
Give it a rest, Dummy.

There's NO way that it would take THAT long to eat a couple of Big Macs and have two or three sodas to go with your chicken nuggets.

Bullshitter.
1 year ago
Ah, stealing my material again. You need a new perspective.
1 year ago
And is a couple of big macs, nuggets, and 2-3 sodas your customary order at McDonalds? You fat fuck. No eonder you have a desk job with the force hiding from the real action. I can picture you now with your fat gut hanging over your belt intermittently filling out paperwork between bouts on glumbert.
1 year ago
uh, what about the asshole who pulled in front of the driver with the camera? What country is this? Has to be a black, third world one
1 year ago
Guessing India

The skilled, youthful workforce there, capable of multitasking whilst in full control of fast moving machinery poses no threat to others and indeed is highly respectful of road safety

The same cannot be said of the twats driving four wheeled vehicles cutting each other up without a care in the world

Or that twat driving the tractor in the middle fucking lane of a highway.
1 year ago
mako~~~

I multitask too!



Evey time I sneeze... I pee!

nobody's died yet.
1 year ago
Multitasking rulez Goldie!

I laughed a little when you posted that. At the same time I sharted

A motor-bike bound India texted me a message of congratulations

All is well with the world (my underpants excepted)
1 year ago
"Multi-tasking", the self-congratulatory phrase currently popular these days amongst the young and untested, has been defined by more experienced parties as "...being stupid on several levels simultaneously".

This video does nothing to lessen the perspicacity of that observation, one might think.
1 year ago
I hope that guy likes wheelchairs ... he's gonna be in one ... what a dumbass
1 year ago
Typical Glumbert thread (some good, lots not).

Dumbass biker.

Roadkill weaponry.

By damn, Glumbert's got it all.

- The Red Sox are back in first place. The Yankees are leaving the "house that Ruth built", probably because the Babe has evicted them.

- The Throb person deepens the rut he's rooted out, adding tedium to his depressingly replete repetoire of boring notations.

- Miter adds definition, accent, depth, and reality to his image as a devil-may-care swashbuckling rascal of the 21st Century...surfergirl is impressed.

- Badlywiped struggles to entertain...and almost does.

- Podman maintains his reputation for being both entertaining and on-point, features too seldom noted elsewhere in these threads.

- and.....the ubiquitous, and variously flayed and famed, Canuck...again swings back at his anklebiters and detractors, of whom it might be said are nothing if not persistent (actually, they are both)...hardly giving the Cman room to post as refinely as he is capable, being as distracted as he is.

I'm a bit behind in reviewing the newer vids, but looks like things might be swinging slightly back to more adult posts...slightly...

one can hope.....which is why I post now and again....don't want the fun people to give up on the site....just want to evoke more posts from that side of Glumbertaria. Who knows, perhaps those who have thought it admirable to fashion creative put-downs of others will see some value in actually "talking" to other posters.

I know...reaching for the moon....but who knows? The moon was easy.
1 year ago
Sorry surfer...this was supposed to post below...which I did, but screwed up the first line...ah well........

BTW....yours are interesting...and for me, informative...sorts of posts....things have changed a lot, if you are typical of today's ladies.

You are quite without repressions, it seems.
1 year ago
I do some crazy shit on my ATV, but at least I'm not in traffic jeopardizing other people! My craziest stunts are using different types of weapons (pistol, rock, rifle, knife, shotgun, sword, bow, hand grenade, roadkill, blowgun, pulsed plasma rifle in the 4 watt range, etc.) at a target going about 40 mph, in a bumpy field using my right thigh to operate the throttle, this is always good for a laugh from my friends.
1 year ago
...wait..... you THROW "roadkill"???

eeeeewwwwww!!!
1 year ago
Jesus Miter ... wtf kind of weapon is roadkill? ... do you wait until it is real stinky or do you use it fresh? LOL
1 year ago
Well heck, apparently you've never been hit by roadkill at 40 mph, fresh or tenderized, believe you me, it's a weapon all right!
Roadkill is for eating.
1 year ago
One day he will die, not from old age.
1 year ago
chaz0 minutes agoTypical Glumbert thread (some good, lots not).

Dumbass biker.

Roadkill weaponry.

By damn, Glumbert's got it all.

- The Red Sox are back in first place. The Yankees are leaving the "house that Ruth built", probably because the Babe has evicted them.

- The Throb person deepens the rut he's rooted out, adding tedium to his depressingly replete repetoire of boring notations.

- Miter adds definition, accent, depth, and reality to his image as a devil-may-care swashbuckling rascal of the 21st Century...surfergirl is impressed.

- Badlywiped struggles to entertain...and almost does.

- Podman maintains his reputation for being both entertaining and on-point, features too seldom noted elsewhere in these threads.

- and.....the ubiquitous, and variously flayed and famed, Canuck...again swings back at his anklebiters and detractors, of whom it might be said are nothing if not persistent (actually, they are both)...hardly giving the Cman room to post as refinely as he is capable, being as distracted as he is.

I'm a bit behind in reviewing the newer vids, but looks like things might be swinging slightly back to more adult posts...slightly...

one can hope.....which is why I post now and again....don't want the fun people to give up on the site....just want to evoke more posts from that side of Glumbertaria. Who knows, perhaps those who have thought it admirable to fashion creative put-downs of others will see some value in actually "talking" to other posters.

I know...reaching for the moon....but
1 year ago
This is why doctors refer to motorcycles as donorcycles. I hope he has two good kidneys, corneas, ...
1 year ago
the guy on the bike was no where near as unbelievable as the way ppl change lanes there.
1 year ago
Goddamn raghead camel jockey dune coons were on their way to work at Dell customer service when they filmed this
1 year ago
This proves that if you are too dumb to talk on a cell and not drive a car you are a tard. The guy on the bike is an idiot but even he can drive and use his phone so why make stupid laws just to protect the stupid?

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