Big Blob Of Death

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4 weeks ago
First!
4 weeks ago
Praise Jesus
4 weeks ago
Drivel!
4 weeks ago
What is that? Looks like, um, fun?

Miter, something you came up with?
4 weeks ago
awesome! 5 golden stars with knobs on.
4 weeks ago
Wow, I want to say fake (even though I hate people who say fake at everything), but damn how do you fake that. Everything looked legit. I really wouldnt think that it would be possible for her to go 10 metres in the air.
4 weeks ago
Sit on an airbag. Have someone apply twelve volts to it. Make sure you have someone taking a vid to post here.
4 weeks ago
I timed her in the air for 2.65 seconds thats well over 10 meters in the air. Does anyone else think this is fake?
4 weeks ago
yes. considering the amount of weight you'd have to put on something like that to chuck someone that high into the air, it seems pretty unlikely. but then again you never know, all I know is I wanna try it
4 weeks ago
Well, she was flailing her arms. Now, I agree that that would take somethin' pretty dang heavy to do that, but the whole bag isn't shown either, and they could have had the object dropped on the other end from a good height. I've actually used one of these before, a smaller one, and I went pretty freakin' high. I say real.
4 weeks ago
And yes, that would hurt like hell.
4 weeks ago
Not fake, I see kids doing this all the time at the lake, what's really funny is when drunk dad or uncle tries it, talk about a loud belly smacker!
4 weeks ago
Oh yeah, it's the big fat dad or uncle that's doing the dive on the other end to get the kid flying.
4 weeks ago
Should I bring Canadian beer?
4 weeks ago
Thanks for the backup, Miter ol' chappo! Sven, As long as you don't bring little glasses of some fruity beverage with little umbrellas on them, (and it's strong enough to get you hammered) Bring whatever the hell you want!
4 weeks ago
Fuck! You are starting to sound like a whiney little bitch that used to hang around here.
4 weeks ago
My GOD! Did I just say "chappo"?!?! I must've hit my head harder'n I thought when I fell outa bed this morning..
4 weeks ago
*Big Booming Voice:* "AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO BE RACIST FOR NO GOOD REASON! EVERYONE YELL 'WHOOPIE!'"
I spend WAY too much time on this website..
4 weeks ago
I like candy ALOT

and, i mean alot

My passion for this orgasmic confectionary wonder began when i was a lad and my parents had to leave the house to watch the neighbors cat. I was never allowed to touch the stuff when i was young so this was my big opportunity.
I was walking around the house looking for something to do while my parents were tending to Mr. Henderson's beautiful Norwegian Forest cat, it was really a wonderful cat and i loved how it would always deficate outside instead of in your lap, but i'm going off on a tangent now i apologize, anyway i found some of the sticky goodness in one of my parent's drawers. Apparently they were some of the biggest hippocrites i have ever known. Once I found it I placed it into my mouth and i nearly cried from its texture alone, never mind its flavor. Ever since that day i have been eating Mr. Henderson's cat's weight in candy every day.

The reason i tell you this story is that air filled bladder that launched the woman into the air resembles the first piece of salt water taffy I had ever ingested.
4 weeks ago
That wasn't taffy it was your Mom's dildo.
4 weeks ago
Swine, a fellow cold-heart. One problem with you: you are unable to make an insult without a cuss word in it. You got obxsurfergirl to call you a pervert, and she is a bi-sexual. So now the big question: are you gonna start brainlessly slamming me, (which I will find to be exceptional entertainment) or are you going to try harder?
Either way, I win. At least TRY and think before you answer.
4 weeks ago
I've thought about this before I've answered.

You are a whiney little bitch.
4 weeks ago
prgmbamf, any chance you have ever made a file on glumbert before this one?
4 weeks ago
nope
4 weeks ago
According to my profile page in my last 5 comments, which aren't all insults, my "cuss" words are dildo and ass. I am a swine but I think it's funny, if you don't like it don't read it. I have no reason to slam you because I usually skid over what you post. Mmmm sticky goodness!
4 weeks ago
Very cool, I should somehow get one to go on my beach and make my swimming lesson students get bombed away as I jump on the other end of it. Wishful thinking.
4 weeks ago
This video is beyond lame. Bob Saget would even sleep through this. And because of Comedy Central, we all know what a cock-sucker he is.
4 weeks ago
she was crying after she hit. I would have dragged her out and raped her while no one was looking.
4 weeks ago
banned - You are one sick individual.
I would not have done that. She would have seen my penis and begged for it.
4 weeks ago
inflatable, debateable lake type woppie bag
4 weeks ago
Sven666, I'm guessing now you're accusing me of being infinity? Tchah! This just gets better and better! And I fail to see what trait makes me "whiney". So, lets have it.
*First canuck thinks I'm throbber, now I'm infinity,* Can you people just make up your mind(s)?
4 weeks ago
"First canuck thinks I'm throbber, now I'm infinity"

Yeah? Izaat so?

And I'm sure you'll provide a cut-and-paste proving I said that.....right?

Do me a favour?

Just fuckin' go away.
4 weeks ago
Don't let Canuck get you down, he's just bitter his life sucks so he spends countless hours here messing with people and pushing his biased views.
4 weeks ago
They may at times be "biased".......

but seldom EVER.....

wrong.
4 weeks ago
Then again, scab was the only one that ever yelled "fuck!" Him an' dripdic... If I was that stupid, it would show.
4 weeks ago
It does.
4 weeks ago
Hey, freetobe is back! She just posted on svens profile an hour ago! C'mon free, why do hide so much??
4 weeks ago
Don't know if anyone said this yet... All I could think was "revenge of the fat kid." :D
4 weeks ago
this vid reminded me of something

You wanna see some crazy lake fun and an example of how th ol' slip 'n' slide can become SLIP 'N' DIE. I have never seen anyone catch so much air off a slip 'n' slide!!!

EXTREME SLIDE 2007 in lake Mead

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3q0u8aq2PGU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kEM6soVowxM&feature=related
4 weeks ago
And speaking of movie reviews....this trailor just came out.

IT SHALL BE A MUST-SEE:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=814_1217258636

I can already tell there ain't gonna be a lot of happy folks around Pennsylvania Ave., come this October.

OLIVER STONE RULES!

LOL!
4 weeks ago
That can't be real ! I mean the trailer. The depictions of GW Bush probably are .
4 weeks ago
It's "real" in the sense that it's "really" a movie coming out this October, directed by Oliver Stone.
3 weeks ago
Wow, if it's just based on George I'll be disappointed. What a waste of talent, making a movie on a failed, husk of a man who's been so utterly defeated, politically, that he's probably going to be one of the most infamous presidents. Ever.

Someone ought to make a movie about the extortionists, con-men, criminals and thieves that call themselves the "Government". On how they swindle, rob, and molest the people they call "citizens". How they force these people to pay for worthless projects, tyrannical biddings, how they slaughter the poor and innocent in ways they say are righteous.

But no, Stone chose to stick with his "mockudrama" on the life of some fucker who, in the grand scheme of things, doesn't really matter. A lunatic who's only the top of the ice burg as far as the problem is concerned.

So heed the man, Bush. He's the seen menace Stone wants to portray. Meanwhile, the underbelly of the ice burg will sink society into the chill waters of sure death.

Alas, they shall cry, George's the problem, not the state.
4 weeks ago
PRAISE JESUS
4 weeks ago
Thanks. I have a feeling that you're the only one that feels like worshipping me right now, though. But hey, credit for trying!
4 weeks ago
Hey guys, give canuck a break!
I used to think he was a pathetic jerk-off, and I was always insulting his wife by saying things like she smells like a gorilla's minge or rotting haddock and stuff like that.
But the truth is I never met her and she probably smells just like any other woman - horrible but normal.
canuck himself is just trying to be a normal joe and can't help it if sometimes he comes across as a dimwitted paranoic asshole.
I'm like that myself sometimes, but I'm not nearly as smart as him.
4 weeks ago
Hey, I agree 100%. But I get sick of his complaints about the government being evil, and how everyone is throbstick. The doomsayer act gets REALLY tiring. Other than that, I'd say he's a great guy!
I mean, pessimists are generally annoying, but saying something positive/funny goes a long way. He has his moments, but until he agrees to get over his reputation as a conspiracy theorist, I'm not quitting.
4 weeks ago
I guess the 'going away' angle isn't gonna be an option with you, huh?
4 weeks ago
Hey 'nuck, good to see you holding the fort, drawing fire. Personally, I've gone away, not at your suggestion, but just because I have better things to do. The only time I get in here is when I drink. Then I make some stupid assed remark and never return to review comments. Sort of like farting in an elevator just before the door opens to my floor. Works to vent my inner asshole without fueling it further. Anyway, you are the stalwart of glumbert, tipping the windmills of the absurd. You stand for what few believe in, (or understand, for that matter) so as a principled man will forever draw fire from those uncertain of themselves-they must do it to test their mettle. Hell, you and I have gone a few rounds before; you are one hell of a lot of fun to spar with! From you we gain wisdom, in that we see a fool, be it in ourselves or our opponent. Now, on one point we differ, though, in our opinion of our opinion. You claim to be rarely wrong where I question my last conclusion. I am swayed by the slightest breeze where you stand righteous on your sound argument. Folk like me need you for reference, for what good would a navigator be reliant upon flotsam? We need rocks to avoid, crash into, or dead reckon from so as to find our way. Keep up the good work, Canuck1963; it is from you this glumbert chaos finds it's place.

Um, I think this is my floor. Please excuse my miasma as I smirk over my shoulder watching the doors close.
4 weeks ago
Y'know, once I got past the insecure little potshots and childish insults, I actually think that your little tirade there ain't half-bad.
3 weeks ago
My God, don't you EVER get tired of responding to yourself???
3 weeks ago
I have GOT to get me one of those!! That is freakin' awesome! I just need a fat tub of goo to jump on the other end ... anyone volunteer? LOL

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