Best DUI Ever

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1 year ago
First.
From Reno 911
1 year ago
Reno 911 ?
1 year ago
yep!
1 year ago
yeah this is old, but a good one
1 year ago
reno 911 is still on

they just finished their 6th (i think) season a few weeks ago
1 year ago
Reno 911 was hilarious. I wish it was still on.
1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Ok sven, here's my tribute to you:
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There once was a lady named sven
Who was raped by her father quite often
She begged of him, "Please, no!"
But no relent did he show
And although it wore her down, he did not soften.
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Well time passed, and she needed relief
But no outlet did she find for her grief
Until one day
To our dismay
A Google search brought her to our haven.
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Yes, eventually, she found glumbert
The sad and forlorn little pervert
Because of her dad,
She's now quite raving mad;
And we must all deal with her bullshit.
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1 year ago
Ode, to obahtafucur

Obahtafucur
Such a crawling little cur,
That wishes for wit like mine,
But alas, oh what rue,
The mans wish can't come true
For his mouth is still stuffed by his father's serpentine.
1 year ago
There once was a Canadian named Canuck,
Who was constantly verbally struck
But if he weren't such a twat
Or so stupid at that;
He MIGHT actually have some friends.
1 year ago
Lookout Clevelandmudslide!
1 year ago
Would have been better if you had come up with some NEW ones for today, queenryan. :)
1 year ago
Booger, I wasn't sure if everyone saw them, so I put them again. And the canuck one IS new.
1 year ago
Understood.
1 year ago
'Kay.
1 year ago
Cmon' Glumbert, this vid has been out for just too long to be putting back up. Get something new!
1 year ago
There was a drunk hick on the TV,
Told the cop he had to pee pee,
She made him do a nice dance,
And he pissed in his pants,
Now her cop car will be a bit moisty.
1 year ago
Stupid redneck does a jig,
holds his hat and kicks a leg,
pirouttes like a hillbilly star,
now put on these cuffs and get in the car!
1 year ago
There once was a prick named Booger
Who unfortunately we could not deter
But at least while he's here
He'll have something to fear;
Cause I'll have someone to make fun of.
1 year ago
Totally untrue and it doesn't even rhyme. Try again, young one.
1 year ago
Also notice that I never penned a limerick about you...
1 year ago
Maybe all your enemies here are a fault of your own?
1 year ago
Finally, you are only ADDING to all the hate and insult slinging that has infected this once fine site. Thanks!
1 year ago
I'm sorry booger, I couldn't help myself.
Glumbert has never seen someone so infected with verbal diarrhoea as kingryan. It is beyond belief that anyone could write so much shit for so long.
1 year ago
That perfectly sums it up! ROFLMAO!
1 year ago
Never seen? I suppose you're forgetting about yourself buttocks.
1 year ago
You know, I do believe I came with the mindset of banter and posts relating to the movies. Having been pegged as this 'infinity' nonsense, I figured, oh well, may as well fight back. I also offered that if everyone would leave me alone I'd shut up.. it hasn't happened yet.
1 year ago
I don't much care to have any of you as friends, save a select few, but I'm content to not launch any verbal attacks, as long as you all reciprocate. You don't get me to leave, that's not gonna happen. But since you have to live with me, may as well make it a quiet existence.
1 year ago
You talk too much. Maybe that's why they don't like you. Tone it down a bit.
1 year ago
Yeah, whatever.
1 year ago
This gets boring after waiting for someone to talk to for 10 minutes. Later, I'll try back tomorrow.
1 year ago
I can't rightly say I know what your problem is......but I'm sure it's one of them long, fancy-sounding words.
1 year ago
I would guess either ADHD, or childhood.
1 year ago
this isn't a chat room Dinky poo
1 year ago
Everyone on this site has a serious problem of one sort or another.
Mine is that I'm a Canadian.
What are you guys' excuses?
1 year ago
I'm a Raver. That might be a problem.
1 year ago
Mine is that I can't buy boxer shorts big enough.
1 year ago
And I have a deranged personality, short attention span, an ego that is hugely disproportionate to my ability, verbal diarrhoea, dreadful halitosis, a stupid sounding high pitched voice, disgusting personal hygiene, no friends, no girlfriend, zero academic qualifications, tiny and strangely shaped genitals, an inability to grow facial hair and Asperger's Syndrome.
1 year ago
at last

an honest post
1 year ago
fascinatingU.S. court rules Saudi Arabia immune in 9/11 case

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Reuters
Thursday, Aug 14, 2008

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, four princes and other Saudi entities are immune from a lawsuit filed by victims of the September 11 attacks and their families alleging they gave material support to al Qaeda, a federal appeals court ruled on Thursday.

The ruling by the Second Circuit Court of Appeals in Manhattan upheld a 2006 ruling by U.S. District Judge Richard Casey dismissing a claim against Saudi Arabia, a Saudi charity, four princes and a Saudi banker of providing material support to al Qaeda before the September 11 attacks.

The victims and their families argued that because the defendants gave money to al Qaeda, they should be held responsible for helping to finance the attacks.

The appeals court found that the defendants are protected under the Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act.

The court also noted that exceptions to the immunity rule do not apply because Saudi Arabia has not been designated a state sponsor of terrorism by the U.S. State Department.
1 year ago
The Tide is Turning ......
...Roger Waters....

....i wish....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YisPgRoSsRA&feature=related
Thanks chuck, for providing yet another example of exactly what I mean.
1 year ago
Most of them are, but that's a pretty big sweeping generalization. But if Bush and my little brother fit into the general crowd, then yes, I agree with you.
1 year ago
Complete fucking drivel.
1 year ago
.....
perhaps some thing more appropriate ......Comfortably Numb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLx3uSwv6VM&feature=related
1 year ago
.....sometimes there is no way back .....
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
robert frost
1 year ago
I have long thought that if the world were a perfect place, the road less taken would become just like the road more used. In effect, they would swap roles, making a perfect world impossible.
1 year ago
http://blogs.reuters.com/trail08/2008/08/14/american-troops-put-their-money-on-obama/

MUSIC......to my ears.

Eat it, McCain.......you creepy old bastard.
1 year ago
In the senate his nickname is insane McCain. I derive from his own statements that he isn't even Bush light anymore, he is now Bush plus.
1 year ago
PODS!

How the hell are ya???
1 year ago
I'm OK. Been pretty busy, and focused on other things. I'm glad to see you and some others are still putting up interesting links.

Here is something odd: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071012160144.htm
I just woke up. Can't think of much to do, so here goes.
kingryan is a piss ant cretinous scab on the asshole of a Latvian leper.
I feel better now.
1 year ago
What is a piss ant?
1 year ago
Go back to sleep.
1 year ago
piss ant = a tiny, little ant
1 year ago
Well, shit.....does THIS really surprise anyone?:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080814/ts_alt_afp/ussaudiattackscourt

So. I guess the rule of thumb here is that if one is a friend of the White House....then one has a blank cheque to do whatever the fuck one wants.....up to and including, murdering/slaughtering thousands of innocent Americans (and Canadians among others), who's only crime was to just wake up and go to work one morning.....right?

PLEASE, America: make ME your leader for a trial period of 30 days. That's all......30 days.

I shall make you proud of the manner in which I would clean house (and by "clean house", I mean of ALL rodents......foreign AND domestic).
1 year ago
I guess I can't buy that new trailer.
Not sure a country should be held accountable for what a ciz does. On the other hand we should nuke them and take their oil.
1 year ago
In your zeal to excuse Saudi murdering fuckheads, you obviously didn't read closely enough; therefore....I shall assist you to make you read more carefully:

".....families of victims of the 9/11 attacks charged that Saudi Arabia, four Saudi princes, a Saudi charity and bank had given material support to Al-Qaeda."

I think the main thrust of the plaintiffs case was NOT the fact that the hijackers were mere "citizens" acting on their own......but rather they gained MATERIAL SUPPORT from the entities mentions (including the Saudi "government").

Wot a swell Joe you are.

If I'm ever sitting in court facing a murder charge....can YOU please be on the jury?

I'd feel very relieved.
1 year ago
Not intending to mean here.....just in a wise-ass mood.

Thank you for your point of view.

Seriously.
1 year ago
And THIS keeps right on vexing me:

http://wiredispatch.com/news/?id=296279

Wasn't this a done deal????

And where the hell is this asshole getting the money to finance his fucked up little crusade, and be able to go to the Supreme Court????

Oh...wait.

I know.

ME.

Gawd, I feel like kidnapping the bastard, and dragging him by his ears back across that border. End of story.
1 year ago
You should consider yourself privileged. You don't LIVE in this slime hole. Yeah, maybe you can't have guns up there, but at least you don't have someone that would do a better job cleaning pig pens than he does governing his country in command. Too bad this isn't Britain. Then Bush would just be a figurehead.
1 year ago
Here Canuck, since you are so depressed about the situation with politics, perhaps this will cheer you up:
A skeptic goes to see a fortune teller. After paying her, she tells him he is the father of two children. "That's what you think!" He yells. "I have 3 kids!"
"That's what YOU think," Replies the fortune teller.
1 year ago
How did Rumsfeld know how to legally and politically create a war where none was needed? He had prior experience:

http://www.soundandfury.tv/pages/rumsfeld.html

There is no limit to their greed.

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