You're never too old to belly flop

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First:canadaman
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Canuck thats not u is it lol anyway my new pic is me recovering after belly flopping into the snow(accidently lol)
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fu** this video was a waste of time
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LOL
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shit
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fuck
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piss
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backbone!
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Looks like its a nice place to swim, though.

When I was a small one around 7 or so, I did a belly flop off of the 12 ft high dive.
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Thats the way i feel right now just used that tingle lotion in my womans fake n bake bed at her salon OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My first post and I'm here to say bye bye.
I remember when glumbert had great videos day after day and now theres Japanese's cockroach songs and belly flops.
I leave this site to all the "firsters" because there is nothing new here worth seeing.
Maybe theres something interesting on Youtube.
bye
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what's youtube?
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second that good riddance. weird.... it's almost as if we just offended someone by being here long enough to read their post..... that's odd.
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Ohhhhh please, please, please can I be a tribble....or at least give me a really cool outfit with great boots, Okay?!
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Can I yell XO has the conn????
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awww, man canuck why wasnt i included in the story :-P
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left out again?
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Surfer and gym dont feel bad i guess were not in the clique
THANX CANUCK FOR LEAVING US OUT
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Well... not all? Right.
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Damn C, I don't want to go to work today, just so I can read the next "chapter" LOL!

Not to mention the fact I stayed up half the night watching the space shuttle launch, what an awesome sight, if only I was there in person!

Want to see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enssQtVVqm4
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Trouble with Tribbles was a classic Star Trek episode. It's hilarious, you should check it out. (Not sure if I spelled tribble correctly tho)
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GLUMBERTARIANS.

THATS WHAT I MEAN pplause for creativity!!!!!!!!&&^%%$##@!*()

. I kneel before you Canuckie.
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What a great read Mr C . Sb the follow up was funny as hell from all of you!

What puzzles me tho is why so much animosity from the poster backbone? Most of us have been posting over a year with only a few antagonist who seemed to turn on each other a few months back then disappeared?
The as sudden as they left, an even quicker reappearance? Throb what gives! Why not just stick to your old handle?
Please explain to me your reasoning behind this all to sudden appearance and even more sudden series of attacks?
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Stick a dick in your ear and fuck what you've heard backbone...

Racist, bigoted, cock suckers, have no place here....
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Hey Riza! Let me help you up, er, out with that!
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shit vid
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Just a bit over your reading level no doubt, maybe the first grade reading class will help you next year!

Oopps...lol CLICK! HA HA LMFAO
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Shit
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should I be flattered?
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no bot or blackfyies today, too cold but they'll be here soon anough.
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only in a red state can this be a sport. They wont be needing their balls away.
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Navy suck, so do jarheads, ARMY all the way. FTA
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Backbone in this horse race at glubertown track canuckie is beating you by a furlong .

YOU have got to do better , Pick it up sir you are losing this race.
I picked the 2 of you to go neck and neck to the photo finish .BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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And what of you loser...a disgrace to an entire "qlanet".

Oh yeah by the way....CLICK!
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Oh, what a shocker, you're here..............like you ever left.
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O'kay, ya got me on that one, but I know the real one is still here.
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listen cum-rag... No one gives a fuck about you...
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don't get hurt pussy.
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Glumbert is about to experience something that has been sadly lacking for the last few months. Me!
I am probably one of the best writers in the world, published in six languages and in fourteen countries. My personal wealth is considerable, and my talent prodigious. I am not known for my modesty, but modesty does not appear to be a quality much in evidence on Glumbert.
Perhaps I should begin by praising the efforts of canuck1963. His style, while derivative and somewhat clumsy, is at least entertaining. His obvious lack of formal education should not discourage him from further efforts. But perhaps these should be practised in the privacy of his own home, rather than on the world wide web. His syntax is woeful, as is his positioning of commas. (And a basic spellcheck, while not generally used by writers of substance, would not go amiss).
Backbone the rampant fascist is a more interesting character. It does not take a psychology graduate to work out that he has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. Mischief is his game, and one has to admit he is rather good at playing that card. His alter ego qlanettint is a masterstroke. I would surmise he is someone who finds it difficult to elicit responses from his "real world" acquaintances, and is using Glumbert to ruffle feathers. It makes him feel important.
I would also suggest that most of the contributors to Glumbert are inadequate souls in one respect or another. This is no disgrace. Each tells tales of derring-do, of red-blooded conquests, and life experiences so enthralling as to be almost unbelievable. Still, no real harm done.
The question must be asked - if their lives are so fascinating, why do they spend so much of their valuable time writing to complete strangers with odd pseudonyms and even more odd opinions.
The answer - YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS!!!!!!!!!
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What?
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Well, then, from, one, loser, to, another, welcome!
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Another asshole alias...


Give-it-a-fucking-rest....
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Irony defined.
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GREATWRITER,
Hooray for u, mister the biggest ego in glumbert town .
greatwriter i just love it.
I hire alexs like you .

YOU my friend are a paper tiger.
Now you can try to claw me ,i won't respond because I don't have the mirror you look into everyday ,day after day telling how wonderfool you really are
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Many thanks. You will be delighted to know that my visits will be sporadic. Only when there is a topic or discourse which demands my attention will I venture onto these threads.
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Wait, that was inadequate, let me expound on that, you don't fool anyone Mr. alias, nice try though, no not really, psych! Freaking moron!
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your latest book didn't make it in the hill towns, The Yellow Book sucks.
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Greatwriter i for one won't miss you unless you create a good thread , be the greatwriter you espouse to be . Ill read it and comment to.
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Hooked on phonics worked for some....
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LOL!
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I'm off to Chugalot to see the Adolf and make a pact to bring the clams to an early end.
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I think canuck and backbone may be correct.
They are the only two on this site.

I'm Spartacus!

LOL!
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Nice 1 sinking lol SPOT ON
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I'm Rappinport
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And I am totally confused.
Oh well. Not a completely unfamiliar state of mind for me. I've been there before. I like all of you, even the suspected "aliases". Brings a little sparkle to the site. Maybe I can have a better attitude because no one has ever said anything bad to me. I'm appreciative of that, and hope I haven't opened up a can of worms for someone to do it! I don't like to argue, it isn't my specialty, but I have disagreed a time or two, even with Canuck. It was a more or less distinguished and respectful disagreement, but I don't necessarily go along with everything people say. I am capable of stating my own opinions. I do always try to temper it with discretion though. I don't like to piss anyone off, and I do try to see their side too.
Backbone, man, you are taking an awful lot of abuse right now. A ton. I'm not going to add to it, no way. I'm not like that. I admire that trait some people have that lets them go against the tide, not afraid to say whatever they want, no matter who likes it or who doesn't. In a general, broad sweep, Canuck has that same admirable trait. Your opinions differ, certainly, and your methods clash. But if a little effort were made, might there be some common ground somewhere?
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....AND I SPARKLE!
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I AM BACKBONE
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I'm confused.
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i am backboner, bye
I am clevelandmudslide.
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OK , being an old fart and not knowing alot about the enternet, It has taken me months to figure out that some people had aliases under these comments. When backbone came on I was sure this was someone who had been posting, something about the way he/she read. So I decided to become another poster, backbonER was born.
Now being the F*Ked up person I am keeping two identities was never going to work, the f*k-up with miter, while on the phone with a friend has given me up. So backbonER is no more, forgive me for my stupid attemp at an alias. Thanks.
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fuck you, I have a real life, jobs boring, easy, great pay, time to kill, but a real life. I gave up one al no fucking big deal.
But even as an alias I didn't have to come on like yourself and others. Shit it's nice being happy and secure, think I'll take the grand kids for ice cream after work, what about you? Taking your monkey for ice cream?
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Im giving it all its got captain!
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C, ya don't want me in charge of the engines, bit of a lead foot. I'd be tryin' to get surfer slalom skiing behind the boat.
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Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
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keeeepit gooooooooing
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Now ladies what was so offensive about my addition to Gilligans story c'mon give me a break that was funny.
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Anyone that would think of ones self as a writer wouldn't be posting here. Chill take a pill and go step in front of a train. Fucksake is not a word.
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yeah.... the zoo train.
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nothing's worse than having 400 screaming kids hoppin over someones ass
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I dont think she can take much more of this captain
P.S i can untie the noose around my neck i was included in the story thanx CPT Canuck
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Herr Canuck!

I vish to protest in ze strongest possible terms. Vy do I not haf ein role in your play? I haf some experience of unterseebooten. In fact, mein volf packs vere kvite good at von time.
Even ein valk-on part vould do. Perhaps I could be like "Ze Ghost" in ze engine room, staring darkly at ze pistons as zey clatter up und down un viping mein sveating brow vith ein oly rag.
I haf no acting experience, but am accustomed to appearing before crowds of more zan 500,000.
If you sink mein accent is not good enough, I can do ein passable impression of Noel Coward.
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This video sucks, you all suck, everything sucks. Do I fit in now?
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Probably. Interesting car by the way.
I call the pic "God's muffin"
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I'd call it the muffin from hell! LOL
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I bet the insurance claim was unusual.
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Not at all - it's not about the winning, like I said on one of the posts you deleted prior to this.

Keep it up fuckwit. I can do this as long as you wish

You're still an Arian Nation dickwad with little in the way of anything worth reading.

That fact will remain even if my posts do not

Later idiot
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I was kinda hoping they would do the same, so I could also read what was being wrote!
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This is becoming totally farcical! Censorship sucks. Glumbert - you should remove the "inappropriate" facility if it's being abused in this way. It doesn't matter how it started, because it's now completely out of control.
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I looked above and saw I was deleted,but realized it was a clone. LOL I still wonder what clone me said?
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RF - He said " I am backbone"

And that is what all the other aliases wrote as well.

As for the other comments, you didn't miss anything but one poster attacking another with various forms of foul language.
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One of the best threads weve ever run. And dome (non)useddouchebag routed it. What a shame...
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Been away a while. This thread makes no sense, as at least half the posts have been deleted....including all of Canuck1963's...and while a few of his in the past may have been appropriately "inappropriate", I can't believe all here were.

What the hell is going on in Glumbertown?

Been two days since the last post here...probably no one will revisit it and see my post....so probably no explanation will be forthcoming.

We'll see.
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canuck is a pedophile
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