Okay, sven666, you've caught my attention...however I believe you may be someone already among us....did you catch on to who catches my eye. Seems to me you are aware that 'Randalflagg' is only the most brilliantly penned charcter ever by Stephen King (a most erotic evil Entity (oh yeah that was a good movie too)) then next was 'Lordandmaster' which brought to mind a wickedly sadistic image to play with.....and now 'Sven666'.....I dunno....
Well, I guess every American comic now has to amend his act to exclude any reference to their currency being worth so much more than ours. Thanks GWB, no American in history has ever done more to bolster the looney than you.
But what about the paperbacks man? Which price do I pay for paperbacks now. I am so tempted to go to a bookstore and argue that since our money is equal that I should be able to pay the listed U.S. price and not the higher Canadian price. (In case they don't do this in the States, all our paperbacks have both prices listed, don't ask me why)
Damn, upon further inspection sven666 has to look up 2 postings for his response......come on, Glumbert....don't you have standards....can't you get rid of britney chicks like me....ha, ha, ha,....choke.....gagh.....okay, who cursed me.....Mom? I see a bright light....is that you......Squirrel? It's me Margaret....
You are of course kvite right. I sink I must be succumbing to ze curse of Dr Alzheimer und his fiendish cohorts of imps und demons.
Only yesterday, I vos feeding mein prize bull armadillo Hermann, ven I found meinself talking to him about ze situation in ze Middle East. I became enraged ven he did not agree vith mein assessment of "ze surge" und kicked him ruthlessly on ze arse. I instantly felt ein pang of remorse, so zere may still be hope for me.
you are forgiven herr adolfvanker, i to talk with my cat about the lachrymose preordained fate of the lesser spotted ladybug in the outer swedish kiruna region, but all he does is lick where his balls once were, i removed them with a blunt plastic party knife...ouch! but he still purrs and comes a running when i want him, what a stupid cat, if someone had cut my balls off i would not sit on their lap.
my great grand suffers from alzheimer, she was bored and wanted to move, so we took her on a trip to the zoo, whilst she was away we re-decorated her house and brought in new furniture, on her return to her 'new house' she had forgotten that she wanted to move and wanted to go home, what a fuck up, so we took her on another trip and re-decorated her house, this time on her return she remembered that she wanted to move, so we quickly booked her into a retirement home.
Ze retirement homes are ein very good idea. Zere are many of mein old colleagues in zese places, und zey haf honed zere skills considerably vithin zere valls.
Sturmbanfuhrer Konrad Messing, for instance, is now ze plastic tenpin bowling champion of Schleswig Holstein; Kurt Reeplei of the Gestapo is ein real vizard at "passing ze soft ball"; Fraulein Ditte Kessler (ex Auschwitz guard) is ze number von speed crocheting ace of Brazil, und Admiral Helmut Pilchardrammer, former commander of ze Unterseebooten Brigade, can, after years of practice, remove und insert his false teeth sixteen times in three seconds.
I meinself am delaying ze fateful day by attempting to smash ze vorld record for ein free-standing tower of immature armadilloes. So far, I haf managed 47. But 50 is mein ultimate goal.
Heil Skvirrel!
Vank my Man! Digging on yer homies an der new pursuits. Sure beats rounding up de shylocks for wigs and teeth. An where ya been, dude? I keep askin ya to tip a forty wid me an you neber show. Now I got evicted. Where's dat old folks home you rapped about? I'll get a gig as an orderly.
Guess what? Remeber our little wager on the Magic Bat thread? Well, funny enough, yesterday my neighbour calls me over, and ya know what? He had TWO tickets for the Toronto-Detroit match-up a week from tonight (Sept. 28th)....and guess what?
HE GAVE THEM TO ME!!!
Goddamn it!! Right behind the goalie net, no less! Tickets are worth 300 bucks, and he just gives'em to me!!! WHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
So if it's televised (which it prolly will be), look for me in that area....I'll be holding my sign up that say's "UDB!!! EAT THIS!!!!"
To be perfectly frank, these cute pet videos bore me to tears. Can someone tell me exactly what is so clever about training a dog to open a door and fetch an object? My father kept two retrievers which could not only do this sort of thing, but also open newspapers at whichever page he ordered them to. Of course, they could not actually read the numbers, but if he held up three fingers, they would turn three pages etc. But if he held up two fingers, they ran away, which was rather funny in a common sort of way. By the way, did anyone else notice the fantastic legs the young man in the clip had? Slightly brown without being vulgarly tanned, just the right amount of hair, splendidly shaped and tapering to finely turned ankles. Hhhhrrrggghh! Booooggghhhhhh! Preeeeeeennnffff! One must take what one can from these things.
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