I haf read at zis man Blunt drove ein tank in ze Britisher Army.
I tell you - he vould not haf driven ein Panzer! Rommel vould never haf allowed him in ein enclosed space vith ozzer men. He is obviously ein homosexual, vith his skveaky little voice und his mincing valk. Und his name - in Deutsch, Blunt means Homosexual! It is true!
So, ve haf ein man called James Homosexual driving ein tank. It is ein great pity ze Serbs did not blow him to smithereens. Ze vorld of music vould haf rejoiced.
Guten Abend. I believe you may be - how does one say - ein starfish bandit! Now, I know zis is legal in some countries, und zat is up to zem. But please explain to ein old man - how is it possible to enjoy ze flesh of ein hairy person vith ein deep voice? Ach! I am stupid. Zis Blunt man has ein high voice und I imagine he is not hairy.
Forget I said zat. Good luck to you!
I haf just remembered somesink!
Ze Lady Mayor of Buenos Aires has ein deep voice und is also kvite hairy in ze unseen regions. I haf copulated vith her many times und alvays found it ein pleasurable experience.
Does zis mean I may be ein closet homosexual? God forbid....
But, as ze Belgians say, votever makes your canoe float upstream sidevays. (Ze Belgians are an obscure und tedious people).
Yo Heinie, ya wasted? Guzzlin schnapps, and ya can't figure which way ya swing? You blew it with Conchita, my man- now she be my bitch! Pounding the stem right funkin now, baby! Mebbe its dat hairy toothbrush you got under yer schnozz. And ya got hair on ya back- know what that means, right, heinie?
chill I was talking about the airport in the news earlier and as an american I could give a shit about other flags that look alike. We managed to drop anything of england from ours.
Retard, fag...you surely don't mince words in your vain attempts at provocation. At the moment I am steeling up my limp wrist in order to form a fist with which I will deface your features. If I am successful, you will be spending an inordinate time on the toilet crapping out your teeth. But not to worry: with your laptop covering your miniscule member, you can still type out your pesky, mosquito-like monosyllables. Call your mommy in to wipe you when you conclude. -Lord Stutz and Dame May Whitty Seventh Earl and Lady of Blogshire
Monsieur Norriss: My cold, cold heart is warmed by your appreciation of my vitriol. Perhaps it might stem from my current perusal of the verses of Juvenal (Sixteen Satires) and Martial (Epigrams). Do the Romans occupy a shelf of honor in your library?
Halarious commentary! James Blunt.. aha.. Yes indeed.. hmm I see many pervs staring at my wife's supple breasts all the time.. I just give them a certain look and they turn their head back to straight ahead! I mean come on man, that's rude! You go and get yourself a single girl who is not with a man already and you don't have to kill yourself by jumping off some icey cliff in your pants just because my gal is cute or hot or whatever.. she's got a bitchy side too mate.. you'd soon kill yourself for reasons other than that she is beautiful once you got to know her.. get up and make the coffee, sit down and hear my problems.. am I fat? Do you still love me? is she hotter than me? you were quiet tonite at dinner, are you cheating on me? fucksake stfu biotch.. i wish that guy on the train would have done something to get you out of me life .. haha.. it's all good.
Ed Zachary what I was tinkin. Anyways.... back to sniffin out milfs...... shhhhnnnnnnnn shhhnnnnnnnnnnn....... shhhhnnnnnnnnnnnn... here milf milf milf milf milf......
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