So what exactly is everyone's problem with killing and murder? If you're not a murderer, then you're not killing, are you? So fucking get over yourself.
How ironic that the conservatives are using and responding using Glumbert. A site that promotes free speech, and who's servers are in the Bluest of the Blue states, and would be impossible to have if the conservatives really had their perfect world.
A delightful medley of the finest Man on Man music of the last three decades.
But Mickle, forgive me for saying this, but wasn't it a GOP congressmen with a serious boy fetish that returned control of congress to your despised commie pinko "liberals"?
And I know for a fact that if you were capable of getting a girlfriend, she'd be seriously overweight
First off leave your Mom out of this, I love her and thats never going to change little one. I will be your new daddy, and you're going to have to live with that. I just can't get enough of your moms fluffy little tush.
Second, you shouldn't generalize a whole political party based on one mans actions... You need to go look at the platforms that they support.
Liberals, for instance, love to kill unborn children, and have gay sex... It's just that simple. I know you regret your lifestyle choices
...and one more thing, you need to live with the choices you made stutz.
No one told you to go have gay sex with llamas ... you did that on your own. Now you're mad at the world because he tore you a new one? Getting all "butt hurt", Claiming that your mom and I are not an item... **phh cha**! You know full and well she loves my Italian sausage and meatballs. You know whats great she's still tight even after pushing your liberal piece of sh!t out of her hole. It's wonderful!
*Shudder* Just the thought of her gets me going.
Hey, by the way, Michael Moore called for you earlier, he wants you to come over to his place and play poke the brown eye... or something like that.
Sounds like the Canadian that "never" generalizes any country as a whole is degrading the Italians as a whole. Why bring up the Italian in rifle? Is he trying to state that they weren't worth a damn under Mussolini's command?
Of course he couldn't have because he doesn't stereotype. It will be some other lame reference- none of which we don't want to hear. He can no longer state he doesn't stereotype.
Yes but, if a person was having sex (with the opposite sex) and they didn't know that person was gay (or maybe did) Is that having gay sex? Would the person now be gay? I'm so confused now I can't get over myself......
My Dearest Mickle: Your suppositions regarding my origins and predispositions are as erroneous as they are vicious. I sit now here in my palatial estate with my dear sweet mum, sharing tea with the sainted being and my paterfamilias, a former M.P. from Blogshire and still a tresured advisor to The Iron Lady herself, M. Thatcher. Thus I have no need of a random stepfather.
She says she knows nothing of your wretched existence, let alone your arrogant assertion of the lowly ethnic origin of your genetalia. (We have never supped on peasant food.)
We are all equally confounded by your unseemly obsession with the cloaca of men and beasts, an abberation easily explained by your foul breeding and your apparent inability to maintain a coherent thought without resorting to the failed humour of guttersnipes.
But forgive our impatience; our post-prandial enjoyments include harvesting a new crop of the unborn, screening rare pornography starring Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar "Mary" Hoover indulging in many of the dire and unpariotic acts of which you seem so enamored.
Yours in heterosexuality and heterodoxy- Offenbach Stutz
As a gent of decent English stock, I would implore you, please get dearest pater to relinquish his new-born harvesting device and freeze frame the Hoover-daliance film. He must inform his erstwhile boss that she simply has to come out of retirement.
It would seem she is urgently required in Old London town to administer a damn fine thrashing to those spineless oiks currently residing in her old domus.
These poor innocent oiks appear to have befriended some inbred young texan chappie who is swiftly and with malice aforethought attempting to drag the once great nation of Great Britian down the same slippery slope he has chosen for his own land.
...talk about tiring...Stutz, do your thing...just keep it out of my face, as I do (mine/yours). But thanks for "cloaca"...I occasionaly get anal, and this will be a fine word to use at that time. BTW, I wish "gay" was a word we could still use for happiness, instead of "alternate-lifestyle" existence...just one person's opinion.
No Canuck .... not too hard to follow... just seriously lame. It really wasn't funny. Stutz much like yourself canuck ... well you guys are just socially inept. Could you imagine yourself at a comedy club saying what Stutz just said and getting any kind of a laugh? I mean Canuck you're like the Carrot top of glumbert, and Stutz is like friggen Bob Sagat.
Ah, poor mickle. Nobody likes him, so he kicks and screams and makes really funny jokes like "I fucked your mother." Thanks for the criticism. I'll try to come up with some gags to make you laff. Anyting to stop you from punching out the world.
Nobody likes me? You and canuck round up the nobody department then? is that right? Honestly, I really don't care if people don't like me on Glumbert.
If what you're going for is e-popularity stutz .... well you can gladly have the title. Cause no matter how popular you are on the internet, you're never going to get e-laid. So you stick to jacking off, and I'll stick to your mom. Lol. Ahhhhhhhh hahahahaha!
Good on 'em I say. The only straight people who have a problem with gays are the ones who imagine having their shirt lifted. Hence, are afraid they might like it.
I am suprised that Canuck hasn't posted a lot more than what he has on this thread. It would give him a reason to listen to this soundtrack while he types with one hand and twists a nipple with the other.
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