Bear Force 1

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1 year ago
o.O
1 year ago
(actually, meant to put this here)

So what exactly is everyone's problem with gays and gay sex? If you're not gay, then you're not having gay sex, are you? So fucking get over yourself.
1 year ago
oklahomahoss - agree with you strongly there.
1 year ago
spin me right round?

reminds me of this

meatspin.com
1 year ago
Who said everyone has a problem?
3 months ago
oklahomahoss
(actually, meant to put this here)

So what exactly is everyone's problem with killing and murder? If you're not a murderer, then you're not killing, are you? So fucking get over yourself.

wrong is wrong no matter how you twist it.
1 year ago


the new Republican recruiting campaign gone astray.
( but not by much.)
1 year ago
You need to get your political parties straight. Its the liberals that are pro fag.
1 year ago
i wouldn't say they are pro "fag". maybe pro homo, queer, buttslammer, ass pirate, or possibly fagGOT.







Okay, pro fag works.
1 year ago
LMAO LOL .... very good gentleman. did you have professional writers help you with those rebuttals ??
1 year ago
How ironic that the conservatives are using and responding using Glumbert. A site that promotes free speech, and who's servers are in the Bluest of the Blue states, and would be impossible to have if the conservatives really had their perfect world.
1 year ago
Pods- Who is restricting free speech again? Conservatives? Might want to double check before waxing asinine.
1 year ago
mickle - yeah it's the liberals who aren'y hung up on gays but it's the repubs who are in the closet.
1 year ago
Stream - I call it the way I see it, and I don't hide behind a lying alias.
1 year ago
middle aged gay dudes... yuck.
1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1 year ago
carlos is my fave!(for those of you who aren't familiar with this groundbreaking group, he's the little sparkplug in the pink shirt).
1 year ago
My fave is the sparkplug in the green... Too bad he's gay. Or not... Either way, he's some nice eye candy :)
1 year ago
you won't hear me disagreeing with you!
8 months ago
I agree. But I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Unless they were really muddy.
1 year ago
A delightful medley of the finest Man on Man music of the
last three decades.

But Mickle, forgive me for saying this, but wasn't it a GOP congressmen
with a serious boy fetish that returned control of congress to your
despised commie pinko "liberals"?

And I know for a fact that if you were capable of getting a girlfriend,
she'd be seriously overweight

All Hail President Cheney, Maximum Leader!
1 year ago
First off leave your Mom out of this, I love her and thats never going to change little one. I will be your new daddy, and you're going to have to live with that. I just can't get enough of your moms fluffy little tush.

Second, you shouldn't generalize a whole political party based on one mans actions... You need to go look at the platforms that they support.

Liberals, for instance, love to kill unborn children, and have gay sex... It's just that simple. I know you regret your lifestyle choices

...and one more thing, you need to live with the choices you made stutz.

No one told you to go have gay sex with llamas ... you did that on your own. Now you're mad at the world because he tore you a new one? Getting all "butt hurt", Claiming that your mom and I are not an item... **phh cha**! You know full and well she loves my Italian sausage and meatballs. You know whats great she's still tight even after pushing your liberal piece of sh!t out of her hole. It's wonderful!

*Shudder* Just the thought of her gets me going.

Hey, by the way, Michael Moore called for you earlier, he wants you to come over to his place and play poke the brown eye... or something like that.
1 year ago
"Italian", huh mickle?

Wanna buy an Italian rifle?

Never been fired....and only dropped once.

A great bargain.
1 year ago
and a tank with back up lights
1 year ago
Throb,

Sounds like the Canadian that "never" generalizes any country as a whole is degrading the Italians as a whole. Why bring up the Italian in rifle? Is he trying to state that they weren't worth a damn under Mussolini's command?

Of course he couldn't have because he doesn't stereotype. It will be some other lame reference- none of which we don't want to hear. He can no longer state he doesn't stereotype.
1 year ago
village people went out in the woods?
1 year ago
if a village person falls in the woods......... does anybody jump on?
1 year ago
Helen Keller would...if she could find him.

Oh. No wait... that wouldn't work.

Doh!
1 year ago

(Thursday 5:45 AM - The game room. Teddy's adventure begins.)

(Tiny Teddy is reposing against the bookshelf gathering dust, and is witness to yet another 4 by 4 gay sexcapade.)

Teddy: "I wish I was back with little Lisa at yard sale! And I wish I could turn around, and not see this!"

Gay guy3: "Hey how bout we bring teddy into this?"

Gay guy2: "OK, Bring him here."

Teddy: "Vermont Teddy Bear Company - Please save me! Arghhh...."

(At this point the censors have asked that all descriptions be removed.
But it should be known that Teddy vomited up a little bit of his stuffing. )


1 year ago
me too
1 year ago
*shudder*

Sad part is , that it's not much crappier than Much Music..

1 year ago
I'm actualy looking forward to iluvballs comment on this!
1 year ago
I am looking forward to his comments about the Japanese gut in the pink balloon. He has some real material to work with there.
1 year ago
Yea, maybe not.
1 year ago
I think him and pcrapist are off on vacation together in San Fran
1 year ago
On second thought maybe not.
1 year ago
( The Streets of San Francisco 3:23 AM - A light rain is falling )
Tonights episode: - Tears from a glass eye.

(Having been befouled, reeking of 'man love', and discarded by the Bear Force, Teddy is befriended by a rat)

Rat: "Jesus bear! you stink!"

Teddy: "I haven't felt this clean for months."

Rat: "I will take you back to my nest, It's warm, and you can dry out."

Teddy: "Thanks Rat. Everything is going to get better I just know it."

(Rat is tugging Teddy across the street)

Rat: "Hey - What are those lights?"

(Ka-Thwap! Ka-Thawap....)

Teddy: "Rat are you OK? Rat? Dear God! - Rat your stuffing is all over the place! Rat? rat..."




1 year ago
( The Streets of San Francisco 4:44 AM - It's raining hard. )
Part two: Love means - having friends.

(Now entangled with 'Rat's stuffing', Teddy and Rat are being washed through the sewer pipes)

Teddy: "I still feel cleaner than I did yesterday! How about you Rat?

(In a fierce up flow, a large object rises in the effluence.)
(Teddy and Rat become lodged in the rib cage of a dead hooker.)

Teddy: "Hi what's your name? ... You shy like me too? ... Where are my manners. This is Rat. He is sleeping right now, but we

are going to his place soon and it will be warm and dry. Do you want to come along?"
1 year ago
( The Bay of San Francisco 6:57 AM - The fog rolls in. )
Part three: The sea of dreams.

(Plop, Plop, Splash. -- Rat, Teddy, and Miss Fleeger wash into the bay.)

Teddy: "I always feel better in the morning. Lisa it's you! We are together again. I have tell you everything..."


1 year ago
disturbing, very disturbing
1 year ago
LMFAO

Pod - you HAVE to start a screen play.

Thought the dead clown could come into it somewhere tho...
1 year ago
Well it was my first venture into dark humor. Ya gotta say, that's one upbeat bear though.
1 year ago
Bears up very well indeed!

:-)
1 year ago
..............................
1 year ago
Whats that? Suburban version of Village People?
1 year ago
So what exactly is everyone's problem with gays and gay sex? If you're not gay, then you're not having gay sex, are you? So fucking get over yourself.
1 year ago
Yes but, if a person was having sex (with the opposite sex) and they didn't know that person was gay (or maybe did) Is that having gay sex? Would the person now be gay? I'm so confused now I can't get over myself......
1 year ago
My Dearest Mickle:
Your suppositions regarding my origins and predispositions are as erroneous as
they are vicious. I sit now here in my palatial estate with my dear sweet mum,
sharing tea with the sainted being and my paterfamilias, a former M.P. from
Blogshire and still a tresured advisor to The Iron Lady herself, M. Thatcher.
Thus I have no need of a random stepfather.

She says she knows nothing of your wretched existence, let alone your
arrogant assertion of the lowly ethnic origin of your genetalia.
(We have never supped on peasant food.)

We are all equally confounded by your unseemly obsession with the
cloaca of men and beasts, an abberation easily explained by your
foul breeding and your apparent inability to maintain a coherent thought
without resorting to the failed humour of guttersnipes.

But forgive our impatience; our post-prandial enjoyments include
harvesting a new crop of the unborn, screening rare pornography
starring Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar "Mary" Hoover indulging in many
of the dire and unpariotic acts of which you seem so enamored.

Yours in heterosexuality and heterodoxy-
Offenbach Stutz
1 year ago
Dude. You filled that with so many unnecessary "big words" that it totally took any humor out of what you were saying .... you know that right?

Now you just seem like a pompous fag. :/ Tough luck for you.
1 year ago
Too hard for ya to follow, huh mick?
1 year ago
Follow what? where? why?............I am so lost.Is that a thurtle?
1 year ago
Dear Sir Stutz,

As a gent of decent English stock, I would implore you, please get dearest pater to relinquish his new-born harvesting device and freeze frame the Hoover-daliance film. He must inform his erstwhile boss that she simply has to come out of retirement.

It would seem she is urgently required in Old London town to administer a damn fine thrashing to those spineless oiks currently residing in her old domus.

These poor innocent oiks appear to have befriended some inbred young texan chappie who is swiftly and with malice aforethought attempting to drag the once great nation of Great Britian down the same slippery slope he has chosen for his own land.

Your country needs you. Please do not disappoint!

Sincerely
The world
1 year ago
KILL ALL THE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
No..kill all the closed minded rednecks....that would take longer....too many rednecks...
1 year ago
Yeah...they'd fight back, as well.
1 year ago
why.....didnt work last time
1 year ago
...talk about tiring...Stutz, do your thing...just keep it out of my face, as I do (mine/yours). But thanks for "cloaca"...I occasionaly get anal, and this will be a fine word to use at that time. BTW, I wish "gay" was a word we could still use for happiness, instead of "alternate-lifestyle" existence...just one person's opinion.
1 year ago
Nothing's stopping you Charles! :-)
1 year ago
No Canuck .... not too hard to follow... just seriously lame. It really wasn't funny. Stutz much like yourself canuck ... well you guys are just socially inept. Could you imagine yourself at a comedy club saying what Stutz just said and getting any kind of a laugh? I mean Canuck you're like the Carrot top of glumbert, and Stutz is like friggen Bob Sagat.

1 year ago
Mick,

You give too much credit, Carrot top at least comes up with a joke or two every 30 minutes that may be a bit humorous.
1 year ago

and gays wouldnt fight back ??? LOL i know a few that would gut you just for that comment.
1 year ago
LOL ...and I suspect I know what they'd gut you with...

S'gonna smart a bit at first Choopoc but am sure when you relax things'll go smoothly! :-)
1 year ago
Yet another ad for the canadian military with a promise of the delights young recruits can expect.
1 year ago
I take it you're a wee bit jealous Throb?

Never mind you can join the Queens Guard. I hear they indulge in much the same. And with the perfect name too...
1 year ago
Are zees men homosexuals? Is zis legal? Zis way to ze showers!
1 year ago
Ah, poor mickle. Nobody likes him, so he kicks and screams and
makes really funny jokes like "I fucked your mother."
Thanks for the criticism. I'll try to come up with some gags to make
you laff. Anyting to stop you from punching out the world.
1 year ago
Nobody likes me? You and canuck round up the nobody department then? is that right? Honestly, I really don't care if people don't like me on Glumbert.

If what you're going for is e-popularity stutz .... well you can gladly have the title. Cause no matter how popular you are on the internet, you're never going to get e-laid. So you stick to jacking off, and I'll stick to your mom. Lol. Ahhhhhhhh hahahahaha!
1 year ago
Hey mickle, are you e-penis jousting again?
1 year ago
So how many of you posted your hate filled remarks with the song playing in the back ground! This was fucking hillarious!
1 year ago
Honestly, so much drama. It's creepy.
1 year ago
Ah Zamp, we all get riled up now and then. So we take a step back, laugh at ourselves............and move on. All in good fun...I hope.
1 year ago
World's least expensive amusement park ride. Welcome to Glumbert, home of the TRULY free.
1 year ago
Well said B

Glumbert truly is home to a lot of very, very, VERY special people.

Very.

Come one, come all. Be entertained!

Remember - you're not allowed to laugh at the special bus in real life.
1 year ago
i foresee a grammy, followed by a lip-syncing scandal...
1 year ago
it took glumbert long enough to realize that the videos aren't really the entertainment here. the comments are ...
1 year ago
exactly
1 year ago
Good on 'em I say. The only straight people who have a problem with gays are the ones who imagine having their shirt lifted. Hence, are afraid they might like it.
1 year ago
I think this is very, very sexy....
1 year ago


just flew back from Iraq,,, and boy my arms are tired!(laugh track)
1 year ago
Only thing i can say about this video is that they arent hairy enough to be good bears.

1 year ago
I am suprised that Canuck hasn't posted a lot more than what he has on this thread. It would give him a reason to listen to this soundtrack while he types with one hand and twists a nipple with the other.
1 year ago
You.re still fantasising about tittie pinching aren't you :-)
1 year ago
Come here Mako so I can tune in Tokyo!
1 year ago
LMAO
1 year ago
This video makes we want to get tea-bagged. Any takers?
1 year ago
Instead of boys! boys! boys! how bout - GAY Gay Gay
11 months ago
Did someone say first......if not........bam....I say first!
3 months ago
.....?!?!

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