Batman vs. Ironman

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First:mitercut
1 year ago
yaba
1 year ago
Hi miter!!
1 year ago
dabba do...
1 year ago
miter is addicted to his pc.
1 year ago
Better than being addicted to his pcp.
1 year ago
Or a dick with a pc!
1 year ago
or a dick on PCP
1 year ago
Man, deez dudes ain't reel heros. Deez chumps be frontin' fo da MAN!. Da bess comic book hero be Black Lightning. Dat dude waz super bad. He had mega skreet cred. He be bussin' deelahs, thuggs and crooks an takin' dey s**t be4 it gots into da hands of da kids. An he gots litenin to shoot odda he handz. Dats kool!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4332/d0004aki7.jpg
Sorry but that's just not gangsta enough. Fortunately for you, I have done the liberty of accommodating this malady that only a bitch-ass ho could be accused of.
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4151/blaqmanhl1.png
1 year ago
...and Batman could be gay, sharing his "bat cave" with Robin.
1 year ago
all the hero have a little kids around, they're like priest.
yea batman
1 year ago
Whos sliding down the perverbial batpole now?
1 year ago
And first agian
1 year ago
Holy drivel!
1 year ago
"Jerk!" ... "Emo!"
LOL
1 year ago
"I don't have herpes" roflmfao
1 year ago
Last time I put on my batman costume I woke up in jail and my ass was killing me..Holy sodomy! I think I was raped.
1 year ago
aaaaaahaha.......herpes.
1 year ago
canuck's wife smells like peaches and cream. drink a lot and fall over.
1 year ago
glanetitt you win. i won't argue any more with you or your morons friends.It is a complete waste of my time. Tell all the other moronic posters on Glumbert.
1 year ago
Interesting, seeing as all the "left-wingers" are complaining here....

A new study finds that people with conservative ideologies report greater life satisfaction than individuals with liberal beliefs. Why? Because right-wingers are supposedly better able to rationalize social and economic inequalities, while left-wingers lack the philosophical framework to view such disparities positively.

Regardless of marital status, income or church attendance, right-wing individuals reported greater life satisfaction and well-being than left-wingers, the new study found. Conservatives also scored highest on measures of rationalization, which gauge a person's tendency to justify, or explain away, inequalities.

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/are-conservatives-happier-than-liberals/20080507160009990001
1 year ago
This is because Conservatives are delusional.
1 year ago
Or better slaves.
1 year ago
so the rich are happier than the poor, only the right would need a study for that!
1 year ago
Well, that was a quick and convenient way to "out" some lefties!
1 year ago
you are all dame right ITS OFFICIAL MONEY BUYS HAPPINESS.Many are raised to regect this out of hand.Most of you would rather be happy than rich, but you can't shake the sence that we'd feel a little better with a little more cash on hand. RIGHT?
Money buys happiness,well, sort of. But not really, well not always.
Look up Richard Easterlin an economist see what he has to say.
But the truth is rich people are happier than poor folk and rich countries happier than poor countries. When counrtries get richer they get happier . Money provides freedom and the best thing power. Generosity is a power of having money giving it to the needy enhances the happiness.So with money comes happy ness. And that is not such a bad thing .
1 year ago
Maybe it's the other way around....maybe people who look for the positives in life, however meager they may be for some, tend to be happier than those who focus on the negatives (things can ALWAYS be better, MY cut of the pie is smaller than it should be, etc.). So, actually, it's the mindset that is notable, not the label that is applied to it...which is always applied by those of differing mindsets.

I hate the labels:

liberal...conservative...democrat...republican...black...white...hispanic...afro...asian...whatever. Once labelled, you lose your personal identity, you lose the ability to think for yourself, or at least appear that way to others. It is popular to label people....that way, the aggressor paints a generic target on his victim, making him vulnerable to generic criticisms and enabling the critic to discount that person's views and opinions. And that's "talk radio" these days, as well as much of we see on TV.

I have always voted for the "person" and not the "party"....yet, pickings have been terribly slim over the last thirty years.

Where is Colin Powell, and why can't he run with Condoleeza as a VP candidate? Why is John McCain the only person in the race who we know speaks his mind plainly, never mind his politics?

Good grief, folks, it's another "least worse" situation. I am getting very tired of this process that keeps worthy candidates from becoming actual candidates, whether because of media feastings on their youthful indiscretions (or not so youthful), or lack of funds, or fear of attacks on their reputations, or all that sells TV time and newspapers....

...my thought is that anyone assertive and ambitious enough to achieve leadership, and succeed in a commanding role in their mature lives...well, that person is likely to have sown earlier seeds with willing partners, or chanced fate in embarassing ways....things the vetting process, and the media absolutely and unmercifully will parade before their respective audiences. This risk is what belays the more capable from entering the world stage...and we, as a republic, suffer the consequences....mediocre candidates with mediocre records, and mediocre abilities.

Ah....re: the "money buys happiness" idea - it doesn't, but poverty does "buy" unhappiness. They are, clearly, not mutually exclusive. Don't blame the rich for the problems of the poor...envy them, maybe, but don't blame them. I believe talent, energy (ambition under control), time, and place.....and chance...mix to produce one's place in life. Some are lucky, others are not, many fall in between. Taking from those who "have" by those who "have not", out of a distorted sense of justice, is criminal. Giving by those who "have" to those who "have not" is enormously different and certainly commendable, though largely unappreciated by those not directly benefitted.

Enough for now.....

I have now used up my posting space for the last week and probably next week too....sorry to blather so. But what the hell.....maybe someone else feels similarly....? (One reservation...do NOT think I am a spokeperson for the well-off...if I recall, Jesus said "the poor will always be with us"...I don't think he meant it as a defense of the rich...just reality in the world, as regretable as it might be.)
1 year ago
Chaz very constructive and you didn't use the f word once, good job , only kidding . After surviving stage 4 cancer , I for one want time and peace.
1 year ago
If a conservative thinker came to the ice floes and tried to indoctrinate my pup, I wouls first try to reason with him. But if this failed, I would roll on him with my great blubbering mass time and time again. If he still disagreed with the fundamentals of liberal social democracy, I would have no choice but to flatten him into the snow until he gasped his last evil breath.
I would take no pleasure in this, but the world would be a better place.
1 year ago
Oh mighty elephant seal. Forget the land where your blubbery mass is indeed a disadvantage. You are graceful and able once at sea. Can you swim fast? Come join me in our mutual element. I'll race ya. First past the post gets a morsel of the other.

I too would take no pleasure in consuming you all at once, indeed I would be unable...but you are protein rich and thus an essential part of my recommended daily diet.

Your body is a long lived snack as I'll have only one bite. I shall revere you as a fat child does a big mac, but will savour you over a much longer time.

You do not come with french fries but I still forgive and revere you
1 year ago
Conservatives are not the right, the right NOW is a bunch of bible waving, closet cases. Look at the nation debit and buget, where the hell is Bush's conservatives??????? Bush has killed my party, I vote dems til I die, shit I'm choking
1 year ago
Conservatives beware! You are but ants before my violent attacks. If you tried to teach my cubs your foolish ways I would rise up in dreaful rage, burrowing my nose and slavering mouth into your vital organs, ripping them with my razor sharp teeth, chortling all the while as you writhed in mortal terror and agony. I would rip you limb from delusional limb and cast your body parts into the bush.
I would enjoy this act more then eating ten thousand tonnes of honey.
1 year ago
Oh Honey badger, my vital organs are safely ensconsed within a tough denticle covered hydrodynamic hide. Plus you cannot swim very well and I don't think you like the beach much.

I deplore the fact we may never meet. You are indeed master of your domain. Please give the Lion some decongestant he appears ailed with a common cold
1 year ago
Oh Mako, you are a good man. Fear not, my terrible power will not be used on you - unless you are a conservative.
1 year ago
Oh Honeybadger I thank you and bow to your landlubber ferocity. I am indeed no conservative but I do think it rather funny that Mr Boris J is now London's Mayor

He's someone I would spare were I to come across him in my watery domain.

Mr Livingstone I would devour for no other reason than he likes newts. They are naught but amphibian invaders in the watery domain. It mattesr not whether the water is salty or not.

Newts can fuck off.
1 year ago
You live in warm climes Mako. I have no quarrel with you - unless you would infect my pup with a sexually transmitted disease.
1 year ago
Oh Majestic seal - I travel the oceans pelagic stylee, and with my warmer blood prefer the colder waters which you too frequent.

Our paths may well have crossed but you were probably troughing for clams on the bottom as I streaked past you in chase of tuna.

I will leave your offspring to contract their own diseases, but if they become too palateable and slow they will be but a gentle hors d'oeuvre to my sashimi main. I will of course take no pleasure in this either, but this is nature red in tooth and fin/flipper.

Happy clamming.
1 year ago
I shalt don my chainmail and slay you all with my crossbow.
It is the White Man's Burden, and I alone am willing to shoulder it.
-Lord Stutz
1 year ago
...on a different topic, namely the video, it made me laugh more than the pap lately appearing here. Liked it a lot.

Sorry...I realize being off-topic rules the recent roost...forgive my mistake.
1 year ago
You are forgiven don't make a habit of it.
1 year ago
No need to apologize, Herr Chaz, as your apology is feigned
and disingenous at best. Has Irony penetrated the veil
of your sincerity? Aha! We will follow your lead, and offer
only limpid comments pertaining to the videos at hand.
1 year ago
CHECK OUT THE COOLEST DANCE FLOOR THREAD FOR PROOF THAT MAKO AND SKIDMARKS ARE THE SAME PERSON!

EXPOSED AS A FRAUD! BRILLIANT!

YOU THOUGHT I WAS BAD - CHECK IT OUT! EXPOSED!

WHADDYA THINK CANUCK????
1 year ago
Since I'm actualy canuck too, I think you're a plank!
1 year ago
OK, I'm not canuck, as he can actually spell actually!
1 year ago
Oh screw this, I have a barn to paint...or as the occasional poster "stickybud4all" would say....I be going to get red!
1 year ago
YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
1 year ago
THIS IS THE END OF GLUMBERT! SO ANYBODY CAN JUST CUT AND PASTE AND PUT IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BOX?
1 year ago
No... you are clearly just a bit of a prick

;-p

Of course anyone can cut and paste into another box - it's not rocket science yet you are clearly intrigued with this notion.

That in itself says all it needs to say... queue lane tee tint, enjoy the use of capital letters. It is at least something new for you to play with
1 year ago
mako....enjoyed your posts....especially your rejoinders to the
"q"uintessiential "q"uirky "q"uack.
1 year ago
Thanks Chaz - up until now little 'q' has been well worth ignoring.

After this communication between us his status will return to what it was before :-)
1 year ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst!

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