The Science Of Ball To Groin

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First:mako100
4 months ago
Moi!
4 months ago
4 months ago
4 months ago
no
4 months ago
LETS GO PENS CUP CRAZY!!
4 months ago
Pens r definitly winning the cup Lead by Canadian Boy 007 or 87 Sydney Crosby
4 months ago
Beg to differ...Depending on rookie captains won't get you the Cup. I say Detroit in 7.
4 months ago
As f0or the vid 1 word OUCH!
4 months ago
Is this another $500 million US government study?
4 months ago
I would only do that for about 500 million. Even then...
4 months ago
STFU INFINT
4 months ago
hey-i don't mean, it, just foollin'. u wanna claim first? go ahead, i don't mind.
4 months ago
honestly it doesnt matter, it's just for fun, ya know?
4 months ago
I believe the most important scientific fact proven here is that Jason is an IDIOT! That hurt just watching.
4 months ago
WHAT A LITTLE CUTIE.... I HOPE HE'S NOT RUINED FOR LIFE :(
4 months ago
hmm....he might be a littler cutie now than before.....
4 months ago
I hate after you're kicked in the nutts not only does your balls hurt, but then you delvolp a severe stomach ache. When i played football (american the only real football) we had cup checks sometimes you didnt see those coming, but i bet you had your cup on next time we practiced.
4 months ago
the only real football?

You mean the only real "American Football"
I hope?

I agree with the stomach pains though!!!!
They are the worst part of getting hit down low!
4 months ago
Yes it was a shot at soccer. I hate soccer. The NFL has a place for soccer players though. They're called place kickers and they are mostly out of shape.
4 months ago
heres another: (i didnt make this one up)
The presidents of Molson, Budweiser, and Guiness had a meeting. After the meeting, they visited the local pub. Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Molson president says, "Canadian! Because I am!"
Bud president says, "Bud! The king of beers!"
Guiness president says, "Cola!"
Bartender says, "Cola! Are you kidding?"
Guiness president says, "If these fine gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then neither will I!"
4 months ago
Amen
4 months ago
he buys a ricerocket and kills himself!
4 months ago
For those who wonder what happened to adolfvanker...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2BF5IJeQU
4 months ago
Jason now stars as the leading tenor in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
4 months ago
On impressions of little michael Jackson at the Vets Club.
4 months ago
"Hey Jason, we are looking for a volunteer to kick into the balls, how about you?"

"Ow, yeah, sure, why not"

Just trying to figure out how anyone can volunteer for such a test...
4 months ago
he wasn't sure he had the balls;
4 months ago
I did that with my EX, never found the ball.
4 months ago
Or a shovel.
4 months ago
They should have used a baseball.
4 months ago
Or, they should have used a three pound Idaho russet.
4 months ago
Should have used a baseball bat.
4 months ago
or a cat.cats make me smile
4 months ago
The ball doesn't bag him really, if he would have dressed to the right he would have been OK. I personally would have got some wood on and volleyed that som-bitch right back!!!!
4 months ago
4 months ago
forever dooming you to impostor-dumb
4 months ago
The Twink did good
4 months ago
i dont think that bush/cheney et al set out to ruin the united states but that's wha's happening....

'Squawk Box' Guest Warns of $12-15-a-Gallon Gas
Robert Hirsch, an energy advisor, says CNBC morning show prediction was a citation of the 'Dean of Oil Analysts.' By Jeff Poor
Business & Media Institute
5/21/2008 3:38:13 PM

     It may be the mother of all doom and gloom gas price predictions: $12 for a gallon of gas is %u201Cinevitable.%u201D
 
     Robert Hirsch, Management Information Services Senior Energy Advisor, gave a dire warning about the potential future of gas prices on CNBC%u2019s May 20 %u201CSquawk Box%u201D. He told host Becky Quick there was no single thing that would solve the problem, due to the enormity of the problem.
 
    

%u201C[T]he prices that we%u2019re paying at the pump today are, I think, going to be %u2018the good old days,%u2019 because others who watch this very closely forecast that we%u2019re going to be hitting $12 and $15 per gallon,%u201D Hirsch said. %u201CAnd then, after that, when oil %u2013 world oil production goes into decline, we%u2019re going to talk about rationing. In other words, not only are we going to be paying high prices and have considerable economic problems, but in addition to that, we%u2019re not going to be able to get the fuel when we want it.%u201D
 
     Hirsch told the Business & Media Institute the $12-$15 a gallon wasn%u2019t his prediction, but that he was citing Charles T. Maxwell, described as the %u201CDean of Oil Analysts%u201D and the senior energy analyst at Weeden & Co. Still, Hirsch admitted the high price was inevitable in his view.
4 months ago
I RIDE BIKE ALL TIME DAM ASS YOU AR LAZIE DAM ASS
4 months ago
at least he didn't say "FUCK!".....that must get boring..and hes not even getting any attention for it..so that takes all the fun away!
4 months ago
The next thing that happens is the gas stations start selling gas in litres

Britain as we speak £1.20/litre , whats that per gallon, 4.54609188 litres per gallon £1.20 x 4.54609188 = £5.45/gallon currnet exchange rate £1 = 1.9712 dollars therefore Britain is paying 10.74 dollars/gallon as i write this

America get use to it!!
4 months ago
Whats a liter? Here in New England we are trading wampum for the magic juice. My horseless chariot gets 15 rods per hogshead, and I pay 20 wamps for that!

I must pray harder to the god Bush, and slaughter a lamb to bring about change. My goose entrails predict it will need a smaller chariot in future.
4 months ago
I guess I will have to sell my Canyonaro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2rkN9D9o_A&feature=related
4 months ago
Motoring in Britain costs , based on an avergae wage i think of around £22k , based on a shit car that had no loan and averaging 15 thousand miles per year , would cost around 20-25 % of your wage
4 months ago
"...Let me start first by telling you that America has got to change its habits. We've got to get off oil. And the reason why is, first, oil is -- dependency on oil presents a real challenge to our economy. As economies grow -- and we want all our economies to grow; we want people to be prosperous, we want people who are living in poverty to be able to grow out of poverty. We want there to be general prosperity, but as economies grow, until we change our habits, there is going to be more dependency on oil."

--President George W. Bush, March 5, 2008

LOL
4 months ago
The transcript of Mr. Bush's next speech on the energy crisis has been released:

( Here is the general gist of what he says is good for America )Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
4 months ago
Bush has no ideas of his own
4 months ago
Uh-oh.

Lookiee what the paster who endorsed John McCain said:

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15619.html

Oh no. Do ya think we'll see the same rage and indignation from the NEO-CONS (i.e. Republi-GOONS) about this, that they showed when they were all over Obama with Rev. Wright?

Ummmm......no. Doubt it.

This Hagee guy is just as big a douche bag as McCain himself, so don't hold your breath.

After all, "hypocrisy" is a Republican Party foundation.
4 months ago
Politicians should have absolutely no ties to business, especially the oil business. After all, business people are all about one thing, money. Maybe politicians would be a little more conscientious to the real world issues.
4 months ago
No politicians on either side worth voting for this time around.
4 months ago
Good point, deuce.

EXCEPT.....

in THIS case, it's a situation whereby said 'politcian' has ties (i.e. is pandering) to my age-old nemisis: organized religion, and their stupid, zealot, misguided, bigoted, narrow-minded leader.

Usually, yes, it IS about "oil".

But here....it's about simple stupidity.

Nothing more.
4 months ago
well, when it comes to 'simple stupidity' you're the master canfuck.

a tout à l'heure, travelot
4 months ago
('Radio silence' also applies to ALL of your 'aliases', shithead....just thought I'd state that for the record, 'cuz lawd knows you are TOO stupid to figure that one out)
4 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..this video was so funny!
4 months ago
does this video seriously already have almost 93,000 views???
Is that some kind of record for Glumville?

by the way, that hurt me!!
4 months ago
THIS was Painful to watch.
4 months ago
Drivel.
If you want to see REAL gonad pain, do a Glumbert search for "Chinese tongue twister" or something similar. It's an oldie but a goodie!
Enjoy.
4 months ago
It might be "Japanese Tongue Twister" - they all look the same to me. That was irony by the way.
4 months ago
I say this is the best....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo

and after all these years, still "rockin"!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wv5HJkp5sY0&feature=related
4 months ago
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!!
4 months ago
Nugent rulez!

They don't make guitar players like that anymore unfortunately :(
4 months ago
like it miter , and i like your anger!!!! you are the man !
4 months ago
OH shit, I'm all fired up now....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=joBMq6b4MmE&NR=1

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=j_YTM_eAWnQ&NR=1 the last 30 seconds tell the truth about gun control!
4 months ago
Ahhhhh....Miter-Miter-Miter....my good friend MITER!

LOL!

Listen....if I ever come pay you a friendly visit to swap sugar....I ask only one thing: have LOTS and LOTS of coffee ready, and-at-the-boil....because YOU and ME are gonna be up ALL night long hashing this one out.

LOLOLOL!!
4 months ago
Since when are Penn and Teller politicos?
4 months ago
Ha.

Ha.

HA.

Wiseguy.
4 months ago
I got a better idea if I will ever manage it to visit Miter: We will avoid the topic, knowing that we have different but not totally incompatible opinions on the matter and rather go to the range to have some fun doing target practice (and maybe blow up some stuff while we are on the topic)
4 months ago
Hey it actually passed: http://fruitfly.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/arrest-warrants-issued-for-cheney-and-bush-in-maple-syrup/

In eight years the President of the United States never visited this state?

Now thats the kind representation every state needs.
4 months ago
I think several other towns passed similar resolutions, yes?

Man, I sure would LOVE to see Cheney or Georgie-Boy get the bracelets slapped on them in one of these places, and take a perp-walk to the squad car.

LOVE IT.
4 months ago
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him; wa nance( i think)
4 months ago
C - There are many towns throughout the US states that were and are doing this. I don't know how many have passed.
4 months ago
"Commander in Thief" liked that...
4 months ago
The future of deep depression:

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/goldman-sachs-raises-possibility-200/story.aspx?guid=%7B4B702F7F-41F8-45F0-A133-630F12F2C764%7D

I would guess that Gasoline in the US will be over $10.00 per gallon within the next 3 years.
4 months ago
Lower income Americans are already using nearly 1/3 of their annual income to pay for energy.

Now where did I put those cold fusion instructions...
4 months ago
Next to the drawing of the perpetuum mobile?

Energy efficiency is the short term relief, renewable energies (real ones, not bullshit like bio diesel made from food crops) with even more energy efficiency is the long term solution.

No one not understanding the principles of thermodynamics should be allowd to hold any office.
4 months ago
Swell.

Just swell.
4 months ago
is cold fusion a practical possibility ???
maybe we can invent our way out of this mess
4 months ago
Chuck - Cold fusion experiments continue, with unpredictable results. It may be feasible if the effects are really fusion (Most think not).

The best bet is the ITER being built in France:

http://www.iter.org/
4 months ago
The cold fusion experiment has not been possible to repeat. Though some of that may be due to rather unenthusiastic attempts. There possibly is some effect, but it may not be fusion and it likely is not a magic energy source.

ITER, which is the follow on project to JET, is the best bet for a future high yiel energy source. But it may not become practically operational for 20-50 years, this is still research and it is a very complex process.
4 months ago
Cold fusion is what happens to a skate boarder's face when it meets the pavement while he was trying to Ollie.
4 months ago
Ask them, they will tell you it was really hot.
4 months ago
Focus fusion...that's where it's at! No radioactive waste, only $60 a kilowatt hour (as compared to the current $1000 kWh for natural gas).
4 months ago
arse, i belive the clip you mentioned is called: "say this tongue twister or else...". try that, guys.
4 months ago
also, cold fusion is possible. ever heard of a star? well many stars use it, i have exstensively researched the topic. i have plans for a facuility that could do it; it's just the small problem that the container needed to hold it is too large to be even a slight bit practical; that and the fact that we would lose more money DURING the process then we would make from it. possible? yes. profitable... HELL no!
4 months ago
now, heres another idea: need a doomsday weapon like the classic Death Star? combine a particle accelerator, a fusion reactor, and a twice the size of the World Trade center. effectively, you have a forced fusion reaction that releases so much energy..well, i think it's safe to say that it could destroy the WHOLE area of New York City. any one here still want to call me stupid?
4 months ago
(oh, and that not my huge idea for a new military weapon. my idea is hundreds of times more lethal. even Nasa's petty scientists could tell you what i just stated would work; but they could never devise something like my masterplan.)
4 months ago
Mr. Infinity; No offense but you need to take some physics courses.

Cold fusion in a star? Explain.
4 months ago
Different definition of "cold"?
4 months ago
Snagged this today:

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jFdsgFXBe9csevgyOxUipuylCUiQ

My own personal thoughts on this, is.....finally! The governments actually taking a course of action that is the RIGHT thing to do.
4 months ago
canuck..do you have total disregard for brilliance?
4 months ago
btw, that name..manolo calls u..mean, but hilarious. i was wondering; your name is already a mild profanity; what fun is there in adding to it? no offense, but your a fun guy, i know you can take a joke.

-infinity-
4 months ago
"your name is already a mild profanity"

Interestingly enough, I commented on this subject, on a thread awhile back. I find it perplexing that a majority of Americans regard the term "canuck" as derogatory, or insulting. The truth of the matter is this: nothing could be farther from the truth.

The term "canuck" (up here) is in no way viewed as a negative; as a matter of fact, most Canadians look upon as the equivalent to an American being called a "Yank" (unless you're WAY south of the Mason-Dixon Line, where they'd see it as an insult, because they still can't accept the fact that they....ummmm....errrrr.....what's the word I'm looking for?....the word that describes the opposite of 'won'....oh, never mind....just throwing a playful little jab at my friends in the DEEEEEP South....har-har!).

I also point out to you, that we have an NHL hockey team up here called "The Canucks" (Vancouver), and way, way back, we even had a couple of comic book heroes called "Captain Canuck" and "Johnny Canuck". My Amercian in-laws are the same way; they actually RECOILED when I referred to myself as a "canuck" in their presence. It freaked me out, because I couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Shit, one time I even caught my mother-in-law whispering to her husband, almost in a hiss, "Don't call him that! It ain't nice!!".

So, I dunno. I'm scratching my head here over that whole issue. Can't figure it out.

As for your "brilliance"....trust me: NOTHING escapes my attention on these threads. I may be absent here-and-there, but eventually I'll do my catching up. Sometimes, shift-work DOES have its benefits, you know.
4 months ago
P.S.

And as far as what my alias/stalker calls me....pfffft.

Kinda figured that this was all he had left.

So that leaves me as the one standing, after the show-down in the street is over.
4 months ago
ATTN: Canfuck

Your mummy called. She can't pick you up from drama practice as your daddy's been caught perving in the swimming pool changing rooms again, so she has to go to the cop house and bail him out. Please go home with Jonny. And don't forget to take your angry pills.
4 months ago
OMG LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
canuck: still havn't explained what you think of my missile idea. i say it's simple and brilliant all at once. you..perhaps you simply don't understand such things. and canuck IS an insult down here. if a kid says that in school..id say instant detention/suspension/wevrthfukthe teachers want to do. so...we don't say it, and thats why i stated it as a mild profanity. if you were to type it in microsoft word, left click on it and hit `look up', it would say something along the lines of the word being quite racist.
4 months ago
you know, my childhood teachers never viewed me as smart. they always, with exception of about two, who did, saw me as a trouble maker. i never payed attanetion, but in reality, i was smarter then those shit-for-brains fuckwits ever were. and they dared to call themselves teachers.
4 months ago
Here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canuck

Now, beyond THAT, all you have at your disposal is a Real McCoy (namely me) who was born, raised and edoocated up here then, in effect, this would then make ME the 'expert witness' on THIS issue. Sound reasonable? So...if I say to you it is NOT an 'insult', and that some folks in your neck-of-the-woods have misinterpreted or skewed the meaning of that term and got it WRONG....I'd say that this should give you pause for thought re: this issue, and possibly re-evaluate your beliefs in that regard.....yes? Does that sound rational to you? Buuuuuut......if you wanna take "Microsoft Word" at face-value, over what I tell you.....it's your choice.

As far as your "missile idea" goes.....I'm still processing it. The only visual experience I've had with the concept of a "Doomsady Weapon", is the old episode in the Star Trek series I saw, about the planet-killer ("The Doomsday Machine"); you know....the one where Commodore Matt Decker flew a stolen shuttlecraft into its from opening, and fried himself as the ultimate atonement for losing his ship and crew.

Does your "missile" have a hull made of solid neutronium? If so, you might be onto something there.

LOL!
4 months ago
I remember that episode. It looked like some giant bent up aluminum cornucopia.

In the opposing universe it is belching out shuttle crafts, planets, and commodores.
4 months ago
LMFAOOOOO!!!!
4 months ago
See?? I can't even comprehend this....


Didn't these folks VOLUNTEER??
4 months ago
deb - I guess its like Amway, they just didn't know what they had signed up for.
4 months ago
You're 100% correct, Goldie.

Yes, they did.

Now don't get me wrong....if there were fleeing a "draft" that would have forced them into a situation to die for an at-best obscure cause (i.e. Vietnam), then I believe they'd have a right to seek a safe haven. But therein lies the difference: these are NOT "draft-dodgers"....they are DESERTERS. Big difference. Why the hell should MY government accommodate them, just because they refused to honour a contract they willingly signed?? No way, Jose. The whole point of claiming "refugee status", is to escape a country where there is a COMPLETE break-down of the Rule Of Law, and whereby the individual has no where to turn to for remedy, i.e., proper legal council, fair trails, right to appeals, etc. This is NOT the case of these "refugee claimaints" mentioned in this article, because those issues do NOT apply to the United States. These DESERTERS DO have the right to legal representation in a court of law, where their cases will be heard.....IN THE U.S. In that spirit, they should be MARCHED to the border, and turned over to American M.P.'s forthwith and without delay.

MY nation should NOT become a sanctuary for those who decided that suddenly the money, benefits and education incentives Uncle Sam offered them (and which they VOLUNTARILY accepted)....were NOW 'not worth it'.

If they assigned me tomorrow to escort one of these fellows to the border to be handed over to U.S. authorities.....I'd happily do it, even without pay.
4 months ago
P.S.

These folks should STILL consider themselves lucky:

During World War II, it was the policy of the United States military to EXECUTE DESERTERS. For real, although I'm not sure if it's still 'in the books', so to speak; perhaps some of our ex-service members on Glumbert can shed clarification on this.

Either way, they'll get a better shake today, than deserters of the past.

For sure.
4 months ago
P.P.S

Having been decorated with "Zee Iron Cross of Canada", I have no sympathy for these sucks.

LOL!
4 months ago
Goldie.....I don't see much of you, or Free or Riza anymore.

I keep thinking you gals are mad at the ol' C.

If that were true, that would bug me.

(in a "hate-to-think-I pissed-off-some-genuinely-nice-people" kinda way)
4 months ago
P.P.P.S.

I have again changed my profile picture to reflect this.

(cue orchestra)
4 months ago
you want profanity?
here's some.
you fucking cunt canuck stalkers are piecs of verminous shit syphilliic sons of Port Said camel dealers whose mothers suck cocks in hell for clothing coupons.
4 months ago
out of breath?

Good line.

I'm gonna use on the next mormon that comes to my door..

Their resonpse should be golden.
4 months ago
Oy vey.
4 months ago
Wow, I'm getting a visual, and it's scary!!!!
4 months ago
4 months ago
fuck you peice of mother fucking dick for brains shit. you pack shit, you mother fucker. go suck yourself and die asshole. fucking bastard.
4 months ago
talk to me again and ill rip you to peices. the REAL canuck is a lot better company. now go die shithead!
4 months ago
Why?
All i ask is why.
4 months ago
imposterkiller? get on the case.
4 months ago
hello qlanettint. good to see you again. i suppose that makes two of us tht have stopped being retards like canucklimposter.
4 months ago
podman..cold fusion...works at the core of stars. it is cold fusion although it is hot, because the temperature does not play a role in how it works. some people have theoried that it is normal fusion; but i am positive of the opposite. you see, the atoms react at what would be normal room temperature; that is refered to as cold fusion. the stars use this same system, simply it is very hot. also, you may have noticed i mentioned the size of the containment unit...as you can see, it's gotta be pretty big. example: the size of a star.
4 months ago
Maybe you could just go there and get the center part of the star and bring it back in a smaller containment unit............
4 months ago
no, not possible. you see, if you had a ship strong enough to do that, (which would probably require a miles-thick hull that would melt off as it entered and exited the star.) you would be able to build an adequate containment unit.
4 months ago
Right, I didn't think of that.:( What about a longer nose piece that could probe the star and get some of the middle bits....
4 months ago
Yikes!
4 months ago
Two Polish astronaunts went to the UN and told them they wanted to go to the sun. The UN said you'd burn up, they said they'd go at night.
4 months ago
Umm cold fusion....in a star? Cold fusion ,or I should say the theory of cold fusion means just that...COLD! As in room temperature an earthly room!
4 months ago
ps: whose Ai is manolo?
4 months ago
Take a wild guess.

LOL!
4 months ago
i have no 'Ai' - you're paranoid
4 months ago
ramble: what do you mean and who you talkin to?
4 months ago
It was meant for the imposter, but i see you went on rant/rampage before i could post my comment.
4 months ago
Airline fat tax:

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/airline-fat-tax

I guess we Americans will have to pay for all 40 Stones in the future.

LOL
4 months ago
Just as long as there would be a rebate after I pay full fare for my 2o kg kids! The airlines will offer single or double seats, take your pick (priced accordingly) just like buying that ice cream before getting on the plane, one scope or two?
4 months ago
shit....scoop.
4 months ago
On a related point, I was purchasing shirts, and noticed that the XXXL shirts were the same price as the small sized shirts. There must be an extra 2 square meters of material in the large ones, so why are they all the same price.

Its a overt subsidy for the obese. I want a fat tax on clothing as well.
4 months ago
Oops! I'm American that should be 2 square perch.
4 months ago
Two Polish astronaunts went to the UN and told them they wanted to go to the sun. The UN said you'd burn up, they said they'd go at night.
4 months ago
OMG!

LMFAOOOO!!!
4 months ago
Hey; Question

Does Canada celebrate Memprial Day like we do?

Is it this weekend too? This is my Friday..... YAY!!!!
4 months ago
Goldie.....see above, re: me reply to your comments.

As for your question about "Memorial Day", the answer is....yes. We do.

However, up here, it's called "Victoria Day".....AND.....we had it just last weekend. Our next holiday be our 'Independence Day (otherwise known up here as "Canada Day", on July 1st)....while you folks will celebrate the same thing on July 4th.

BTW....I promised the wife we'd drive down across the border, to celebrate your nations birthday on U.S. soil; she's all excited about it (you can take the gal outta the U.S., but ya can't take the U.S. outta the gal.....oh well; gimme time; I'm working on her....LOL!), and I shall look forward to wishing y'all a sincere Happy Birthday!
4 months ago
Actually we have Rememberance Day on Nov. 11 but is unfortunately not a stat holiday anymore.
4 months ago
You're right.

It should be.

Although, Web, I kinda think that our "Remembrance Day" is the the equivalent to the U.S. "Veterans Day". Not totally sure....but I'm fairly certain.
4 months ago
Remembrance Day is a Stat in some Provinces. Just not the ones that have that holiday in February.
4 months ago
That's Memorial Day... my fingers are already on vacation, obviously......

sheesh!
4 months ago
Victoria Day is Queen Victoria's birthday celebration, why I don't know!
4 months ago
BECAUSE IT'S A PART OF OUR HERITAGE!!!

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, MAN! SPEAK NOT THIS SACRILIEDGE ANY FURTHER!!

lol!
4 months ago
OK, Thanks.

I knew about Victoria Day, it sometimes falls on my Birthday May 18th ish, correct? I did'nt know what the actual celebration was other than her birthday. Nice parade in Victoria BC....

I played there about..... oh lord,
more years ago than I care to admit.
4 months ago
Understood..I just think the sarifice young men endured in the World Wars is a stronger tie to our heritage than the birthday of a Queen who died over a century ago.
4 months ago
AAAAAnd.....THAT.....is a good point, too.
4 months ago
Hey.....you guys wanna play a really cool FREE on-line video game?:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/199440

It's called "All Hallows Eve"; you're stuck in a mansion, and brain-hungry zombies are attcking; the more of them you kill, the more money you get to buy better weapons and better upgrade your mansions defences. There's 25 assaults by them upon you, and they come faster and faster at each level.

And for GAWDS SAKES......make sure you ALTERNATE between your weapons, or you'll get eaten for sure!

Lemme know how you guys make out!

BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS.......HUNGRRRRRYYYYY.......UHHHHHHH.....

Lmfao!
4 months ago
Tried it.

Is the soundtrack from a White House banquet?
4 months ago
LOLOLOL!!

Keep at it....it gets pretty intense as you go further along.
4 months ago
4 months ago
IMPOSTER ALERT!!!!!
4 months ago
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
4 months ago
I don't get it;
4 months ago
LOL good one Deb!
4 months ago
You have to have a pair of balls for the stunt to work in the first place. Can't hurt what you dont have!!
4 months ago
He had the balls to do this stunt (deliberately past tense...)
4 months ago
4 months ago
Psst smell this imposte.....FFFAAAAAARRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! Just a little present from my BIG............BLACK..................GERMAN SHEPHERD!
4 months ago
My fellow Canadian[canuck1963 and all your aliases, if anyone is going to beat the crap out of you i am first in line .[but you will have to wait till my thumb heals in 6 weeks] I will have one of my friends get me a convicts outfit [aren't they orange with blue stick on flowers],he can video tape it and we can give you a copy so you can show it at the Canadian[ white ]prison guard annual trade show and flea market. If I win you have to return your medal or at least not wear it for 40 years. Other than that I thing you are causing too much turmoil in Glumbert town either you leave or help with a new election for sheriff. I think Goldenbarb should become sheriff before she gets any older. Right now I hear she is a hot chick , next year?
My next suggestion would be skidmark as he is so out to lunch on what says he would be a perfect sheriff . He can drink coffee all day and sit in his car exposing himself to the ladies of the pta. I have to think about the 3rd suggestion.
4 months ago
hey! canuckl!! law enforcement training? did THAT tell you what to do agaisnt someone with a sniper rifle trained on the back of your head? or how about what to do if you come up agaisnt someone thats duel-weilding two AK-47's? huh? and what if that particular person knows how to USE those two AK's? or what if that person's a blackbelt? did your "law enforcemnt training" teach you anything about that? if you were EVEN old enough for said training, you wouldn't be acting like a fucking 9 year old.
4 months ago
Ummmm.....I think you need to switch to decaf.
4 months ago
hey canada-canucks a good enough sherrif. we don't need someone new. sure, skid would probabkly do fine. so would "goldenbarb". we all have a our roles, though, and canucks just fine by me. you-for now, shut the hell up.
4 months ago
4 months ago
Oh are you pouting ,my little self aggrandizing genus? Do you know what they say about people that brag about them selfs?
Please answer this in all seriousness ,please . When do you have time to eat sleep or go to the bathroom ? You are on Glumbert all the time.
Why don't you put an ad in Mensa in your home town maybe a like person will answer you and you can have a relationship instead of wasting your time on Glumbert 24/7..
4 months ago
You do realize that you're talking to yet another alias I hope.
4 months ago
4 months ago
why do canadians fight so much, must be all those americans that moved there in the 70s.
4 months ago
Either THAT....or we just got our own quirks, like anyone else.
4 months ago
Canuck up to his old tricks I see - alienating any and all but those who've succumbed to his war of attrition through sheer quantity of words.

I do admit that the guy makes a decent point every once in a while ... but the method to the madness ... just taints it all.
4 months ago
People, clean your screen, your glasses, your contacts what ever the fuck that has you blinded and not seeing that this canuckl963 is a FUCKING IMPOSTOR!!!! LOOK AT THE NAME!!! SPELL OUT THE LETTERS!!!!
THIS IS NOT CANUCK1963!!!! This is what the imposterkiller is all about, whacking these childish little people that play games!
4 months ago
No kidding M.
4 months ago
Here-here.
4 months ago
You're right, Miter.

And the lying-ass puke that's responsible for it (and most of them) has a post immediately above your name, there. If you really care to take a cursory look, you can see the same ol' boring pattern: he carpet-bombs everything with his nutty little names....then crawls out of his hole, with a little shit-eating grin, and blames me. This plays out so often, the same way, that I could set my watch by this idiot.

But this is quite good, I think.

It shows that I occupy a spot in his pointed little head, like a cancerous tumour, that slowly eats at him. Good. I DO hope (and know) that I haunt every waking, loser-laced minute of his life.

So like I said, Miter: no sweat.

It's all GRAND.
4 months ago
P.S.

Notice how worse he gets, when I banish him to radio silence?

LOLOLOLOL!!
4 months ago
Someone called me "angry"....you're fucking right about that.. I come here for some "comic relief" and no NOOOOOOOOOO not tonight!

So my turn to vent some shit! So it's all about whose got the bigger balls or guns?

Give me a fucking break all you fake ass tough guys, you aren't fooling a soul and you don't have a clue! You couldn't handle yourself in the "real world" if your life depended on it! All talk all BS!

All you piss ant jealous of canuck wah wha's makes me sick too, so fucking what if he's better than you pathetic impostor fools GET OVER IT! You know who you are, you know who and what you aren't, most here know as well....read into this what you want and if you get bent over it, I'm talking to you and a big fuckyou to ya!

LOL damn that felt pretty good, I think I'll top that with 30 tracer rounds from my big gun into the night sky...with my big balls hanging out! No BS, no lie's, no bragging, no exagerating, the real deal...I'll be right back....


Done!

Great, got a mosquito bite on my left nut, dog is hiding, didn't see that 747 and I hear sirens...no just the ears ringing.


Disclaimer; This rant is not intended for use by the regulars and if there are any ladies left, I apologize for my language.
4 months ago
No offense M, but there's one I don't think I want a video of. lol
4 months ago
LOL, well the kick on that thing had me on the ground like the guy in the vid..

Tip, never I repeat NEVER go full auto with your balls hanging out!
4 months ago
What are ya, nuts? lol
4 months ago
Holy Jeez, Deputy!

Calm doooooown, Bro!

It's all good.....really.

As the Beatles once said...."We can work it out"....

LOL!
4 months ago
BTW, Miter:

See my post above.

That should help put things in some.....perspective.
4 months ago
I called you angry miter, i was god damn right!
4 months ago
me like miter---he must crush skulls too---he even scare me some---he must be from north of snowline---all big skull crushers come from great white north
4 months ago
I just wanna be loved.

Izzat so WRONG????

Jeeeeeeeeez.
4 months ago
Who loves ya baby?

*Kojak*
4 months ago
Seee????

I feel better already!

LOL!
4 months ago
i thought the beatles said we can "fork" it out.
4 months ago
btw, miter, i CAN handle myself in the real world. popped a soda bottle at about 300ft. with my 30/30, after aiming for about 2 seconds. i can empty my AK's clip in a matter of seconds, and put the entire quantity of the bullets into a circle with a 1ft. radius. and i belive i mentioned im a blackbelt? if not, wll i just did.
4 months ago
YAAWWWNNN! Time to get up lets see what dregs my rant brought up....OH lookie there, got a few of em going...LOL little minds, so easliy baited...pathetic!
4 months ago
post meant for below
4 months ago
I wasn't talking to you infinity, but you come back with some of the bullshit I'm talking about. You brag of being a good shot....great but so am I, last weekend I was challenged by a top National Guard sharpshooter, I embarrassed him. Black belt, so WAS I for eleven years in Shotokan, along with 35 other men, women, boys, girls, not a real hard thing to achieve. 30 30- nice rifle I have one, model 94 Winchester had it since I was an 18 year old kid, we used to shoot a beer keg a 400 yards in a gravel pit, no scope no shit.

You say you can handle yourself in the real world...you're too young to have proven yourself out there my man, you have no idea, but your strong will and confidence will help you (or get you killed) if and when "that day comes"! The best defense....shut up and walk away!

There's always someone better, bigger, smarter, richer, faster, etc., etc.....except that fact, you don't have to prove anything to anybody, just be yourself, live long and prosper! You seem like a smart guy, all you need is wisdom.
4 months ago
Night all. Big day tomorrow.
4 months ago
Night Billy-B.

Back at ya again, soon.
4 months ago
he posts and leaves...
4 months ago
GO SOX!!!!

Hey Miter - calm down. I know everything. I am God.
4 months ago
4 months ago
...and a paranoid one as well.

...who makes up imaginary children in order to pretend he's not really an effete adolescent, yet to attend some middle ranking provincial college to take his liberal arts degree.

He's now wasting his time looking for aliases and changing his 'profile' - as if anyone bothers to check that shit.
4 months ago
4 months ago
When will you dumbasses ever learn.
4 months ago
throb, it's unheathly to show so much interest in another man , people will start to talk
4 months ago
Wow!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!! Back for just a short time and I'm already responsible for about 50 aliases according to canuck. Fantastic!!!!!!

Your story doesn't play canuck. 1) There are plenty of us here who won't put up with your antics, 2) If I were all these aliases, I'd literally be here 24/7 - kinda like canuck, 3) and again if I were all these aliases, just why would I make the one and only throbstick so conspicuously absent for months?

BillBoat, I and others cleared the air on this months ago and had a 'confess your aliases' session. Even Billboat had one or two. I'll refresh your memory: if you see susanvi, leafforlife, or barnsleyfc, you'll know that's me. As hard as it might be for canuck to believe this, many glumbertonians are real individuals that see right through to his soul and don't like what they see. Move out of the denial stage and face the fact that many of us simply do not like your 'tude.

BTW - I seem to have picked up an imposter of my own above! Now if I were canuck, I'd probably go on a rant about me being the center of the universe, blah, blah, blah........

Okay, time for a Dunkin coffee before I hit the gym.
4 months ago
Does anyone believe any of this shit matters

Glumbert is mostly about being the Alpha male , we are all chimps smelling each others arses!
4 months ago
Ewwwww
4 months ago
Here something that might make the monkey house quiet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPp5IO07D9sI was watching Mars Attacks last night and I think this is the music that killed them off. LOL
4 months ago
OK it won't post, sorry folks.
4 months ago
I will try this: Not the same but perhaps even funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc&NR=1

Indian love call
4 months ago
Interesting stuff Pod!
4 months ago
I loved this Pod , one bubble to rule the world, Are you suggesting in every form even on a chemical level there is a dominant power, in line with my suggested alpha male posting, or is it just a video,
4 months ago
It is a obtuse visual on how one primate is manipulating a giant blob of water in micro gravity, and then we have the rest of us...
4 months ago
YAAWWWNNN! Time to get up lets see what dregs my rant brought up....OH lookie there, got a few of em going...LOL little minds, so easily baited...pathetic!
4 months ago
See what I mean, Miter?

Gets him everytime!!

Told ya he was pathological!

LMFAO!!
4 months ago
Pod

two things , why the indian love call and my point regarding britian selling petrol in litres was that when a gallon looked to much they switched to litres to make petrol sound cheaper, or did you know this was my point?
4 months ago
Yo may not remember when the US went metric. It was great, and I was hoping we would stick with it, but pitifully it did not take.

And yes the conversion was was noted. Actually everything here is kinda in both systems now. A conjoined harmony of confusion. Kind of like Slim Whitman's singing.

The great ship will turn eventually, but very slowly, and as usual way too slow for me.
4 months ago
throb = stream ?
4 months ago
Nooooooo wayyyyy.

Not even close.

As much as Stream pissed me off, he was STILL very intelligent (even if it was in a malicious, narrow-mided sort of way).

This vomit-eater can never even go to THAT level.

No brains whatsoever.
4 months ago
4 months ago
I've got nothing against you Throb, i just like to see healthy argument , there's always two sides to an argument and canuck whether you like his character or not does bring up some good points, i don't see and never have seen any point in getting too personal on here, in real life most people would show respect, so why not stretch that to here.

i really do not have an alias, i posted as skidmark then skidmarks, but that is it. It doesn't matter like you say it's all good fun really, i suppose don't take all this to seriously
4 months ago
throb tick! you little bugger your not throbstick , you own me, is that the america saying?
4 months ago
Wouldn't worry about it, Skids.

It all goes into the same pot, anyhow.
4 months ago
canucks's just fine. btw canuck, i typed "canuck" in about 5 different games with verbal filters and they all censored it. i still don't think it can be a "pleasant" word...
4 months ago
That's 'cuz the filters were prolly U.S.-made.

HA!
4 months ago
(and ANYBODY that confesses to owning that pahtetic whelp chummin better fortify their homes with 5 feet of steel reinforced concrete and hire a regimen of security gaurds, cuz im gonna shoot the fuck outa there ass.
4 months ago
4 months ago
he hasnt flattered me. he hasnt even insulted me. even when i joined and for some reason still unknown to me (i was probably drop-dead slammed) i acted like a total and complete immature asshole. like you. drop it, learn to live, and perhaos youll find out that canuck will probably forgive you for being a jerk and maybe even accept freindship. but i would say you have to initiate that.
4 months ago
Wow.

Here-here.

I'm impressed, Mr. I.

Seriously.
4 months ago
perhaps its not hard to become a blackbelt, but do you think it's any easier to fight someone who is? ...wisdom.... does any man truly have wisdom? i do not think such a thing is possible.. it is desplayed everyday on the website: throbtick; podman, sometimes you..even canuck and chaz sometimes...
4 months ago
I have learned a lesson from bicycling for many years. The barking dog rarely bites, because he just wants to protect HIS space. The quiet dog will tear you to pieces if he gets a hold on you.

I think this applies to humans pretty well.

Serial killers are NEVER barking dogs.
4 months ago
here's my deal - canfuck stops posting irrelevant political shit on here and in return I'll lay off him.

all i want is a return to the funny stuff before mr angry got all didactic and political on us.

i think that's fair - what say u?
4 months ago
Uh-oh.

Look who's just gotten one step closer to going to jail:

http://judiciary.house.gov/newscenter.aspx?A=979

Oh dear! And look who's REALLY starting to make friends (NOT):

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10497.html

And all of THIS is added to McCain last night, who finally "repudiated" and "rejected" the endorsement of Paster Hagee (I guess the crack about "Hitler doing Gods work" was the last straw, huh?).

Oh yeah.

This guy'll make a swell POTUS.

Surrrrrrre.

And as for polling results? Well, I guess the American people ain't gonna fall for the neo-con shit again:

http://pollingreport.com/politics.htm

Muh man Barack is ON HIS WAY!
4 months ago
man - IMHO it takes no effort to NOT read someones posts. I don't bother with many, and it is has become a open forum. But, I guess I like the political posts, the same as the humorous ones.

The ones I usually skip are the infighting comments, which is (and I think the rest of Glumbertland would agree) the most UN-interesting crap on here.

Perhaps the pointless arguing could be contained the private areas where the personal attacks can be kept personal, or am I missing the point in that it must be a grandiose public display?
4 months ago
Wishful thinking, Pods. Wishful thinking.

be that as it may....here's something I have to admit that absolutely INFURIATED me (seriously!):

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/38215.html

Can you believe the freakin' NERVE of this asshole????

He takes this stupid, childish shot at Obama.....but ignores Bush (ducked service in 'Nam, by not even SHOWING UP for his Air National Guard stint), ignores Cheney (five-time deferrment); ignores Rice (like fuck SHE'D ever put on a uniform).....and so many others too numerous to mention.

Fuckin' pea-brain.
4 months ago
P.S.

The only REAL MAN that was in the Bush Administration, was Colin Powell. At least HE had enough brains not to get captured.
4 months ago
Well...as I see it McCain has done the old Flip Flop when the asset became a liability, sane as Obama. And I'm pretty sure, It was the handlers who made them both do it. So on that point they are equal.

As to having been in the military to understand the needs for the United States, and the larger world, I will disagree on that. Military training is hardly a good preparation for statesmen, which is why formal military training usually skews a presidents outlook for a FREE people.

None of them are economists, and have not served as such, so by McCain's reasoning none of them are fit to run the count