Bad Day at the Office

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5 months ago
First!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
Our first female impersonator. Thanks
3 weeks ago
http://www.igostircrazy.com vids of people freaking out!!!
5 months ago
1 month ago
chica
will u go out with me
5 months ago
This is awesome funny as hell!!!

I just got this youtube vid in an e-mail u all have got to check it out.

www.youtube.com/v/QZFkZiwMLZ4
5 months ago
Some happy Windows Vista users... :)
5 months ago
lol. nice 1.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.

Cheers mate.
5 months ago
wow... .
must suck
5 months ago
Luv it. Haven't done it, but love it and wish I could do it. Being sensible really keeps one from expressing one's feelings, now and then.
5 months ago
All the people that freak out are overweight, unattractive men
5 months ago
Not all - the trader, fire extinguisher guy and phone basher weren't over weight. They were all white and in their late thirties to late forties. Mid life crisis?
5 months ago
LOL Freakin awesome
5 months ago
They're just mad because they realize they've been wearing ties with short-sleeved dress shirts. That look is NEVER acceptable. Heck, short-sleeved dress shirts by themselves are really pushing it as is.
5 months ago
correction
ties with short-sleeved dress shirts are acceptable as long as you wear a short sleeve sportcoat
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
who the fuck is this guy
5 months ago
Por vezes dá vontade...
5 months ago
speak american godamnit
5 months ago
Hey Riza! Are you in Abbotsford?
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
Best Video of the month!
5 months ago
fake set up crap
5 months ago
A number of reasons why Hairypie could be Adolfvanker:

Adolf never replied to a posting using the reply button, as hairypie.

'Honeypie' is a scottish terminology, adolf admitted to being a scottish journalist,

Hairypies general structure of posting is quite uniformed as was adolfs

Also the deadpan way in which i ludicrous punchline was delivered is rather similar

god i need a life ....

pricing a really shit contract, hence i keep coming back on here for freedommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...sort of

bye
5 months ago
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!
5 months ago
rf
heart of gold
nerves of steel
usmc
5 months ago
Thanks randal, to you as well, and since I know you like the "hunting with camera, not gun" scenario" I have a video for you....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qg0MXbJUEA

Chucknorriss, if that reply was meant for and about randal, you have finally said something nice and I agree! (now that wasn't so hard was it)
5 months ago
mirecut
fuck you
5 months ago
Same to you randall. Hope your holiday is chock full of family and fun. Although, in my world, the two words "family" and "fun" don't go together, it doesn't mean that I don't wish that for the rest of you!
Aw well, I try to be positive. They are my family, and I love them.
5 months ago
Founder
glumbert.com (Self-employed)
(Self-Employed; Myself Only; Entertainment industry)

May 2006 — January 2007 (9 months)

- Created a daily-updated video site based upon the most popular videos on the Internet.
- Built traffic from less than 2000 visits a day to over 150,000 a day in only a couple months.
- Sold site to entertainment company in January 2007
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
They Lie.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
Aloha!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
...
5 months ago
Nevermind:-)
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
Highly entertaining clips. I suspect many people will identify with this video.
My worst experience with a computer was when I discovered Glumbert.
5 months ago
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

Luv,
Nik
5 months ago
Hey Randal, didn't check if it was an alias, but can you hook me up with the Jane's Addiction version of sympathy...........never heard of it and you got me jonesn' (that's the best version of Jonesn' I could come up with, there must be a better way o' saying that?). If you have a moment I'd also like to know how you boys bring in those links of yours...............I got sum funny shite in my Yahoo account that I can't seem to bring hear, Help!....Oh if anyone cares, the creator of Glumbert is a brilliant man called Daniel Rhodes who apparently sold this site to a 'company' a few months ago....so I think all glitches were due to transfering of data and loss of heart and soul.
5 months ago
Riza I down load a lot of music from a site called limewire its free or you can do limewire pro which I prefer! I have a I-mac so I don't get bugs or virus's.

Its a good site i've down loaded thus far 983 songs at bargain price...

Lets just say I purchased songs from I-tunes store over 200, and its caost me over 200!
At the other site over 900 songs ,price under 50 dollars! :)))

Happy hunting love! PEACE EVERY ONE I"M OUTIE!!

GOING TO VISIT THE WHOLE CLAN! SO ONCE AGAIN HAPPY HOLIDAY...YEA EVEN YOU CHUMMIM!


/Jane's Addiction - Sympathy For The Devil - (Acoustic) - Rolling Stones Cover).mp3
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
I LOVE Limewire!!

And, in a strange way, I love you guys too - my little Glumbert family:


Randal
Riza
Billboat
Mako
Miter
Canuk (even though I haven't conversed with you, I enjoy your posts)
Usaranger (thanks for keepin score on the contest)
... and lots of you others

And let's not forget Technoviking!

Happy Holidays!! :)
5 months ago
i love you justme,

(i'm 6ft, beerbelly but getting smaller, moustache, wear flipflops in winter, checked baggy shirts and trousers)

what do you reckon?
5 months ago
gimme a razor so i can slit my wrists
5 months ago
Randalflagg

good holiday !!!
5 months ago
Justme, the feeling is mutual. Gotta love the good folks here.
5 months ago
justme, just saw your post....Happy holidays to you too!
5 months ago
"- Sold site to entertainment company in January 2007"
- would anyone happen to know how much he sold it for?
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
?!
5 months ago
Yeah!
We should all get a cut! After all, nobody comes on here to see the videos. It's the lunatics who post that make it a must-see site.
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!
5 months ago
I have a pain in the anus again.
5 months ago
If you have a pain in your anus,
Here's advice both plain and true;
Have a crap on the good Mrs Camuck
And hear her turn the air blue!
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
Let be be the finale of seem
The only emperor is the Emperor of Ice Cream
5 months ago
your a terror symp and my groups gonna get cha! cha,cha,cha.
5 months ago
Herr Chumminn with two Ns:
Are you a compatriot of the Original Chummin (tm)?
If so, you are hereby forewarned. My private Pinkertons
have uncovered the fetid location of your cell of reactionary teens.
No amount of Latin dances can save your pimply carcasses.
Leave a note to your Mum to contact me in the event of your
disappearance, and I will cheerfully disclose the location of your
unmarked final resting place.
Happy Holiday!
-Lord Stutz
5 months ago
Stutz!
Do you agree that Rabz may be chucknorriss? Heaven forfend!
5 months ago
From whence cometh this obsession with aliases?
I suggest we banish this mass psychosis by requiring
all Glumbertians to post their real names and addresses,
the address of their favorite sex partner, and an
eight by ten glossy headshot by Bruno of Hollywood.

I, of course, have no need to hide my identity:
I am Lord Stutz, and the House of Blogshire can be
found on page 360 of Burke's Peerage. My headshot
can be obtained from my U.S. agent,
Mr. Sherman "Morty" Gunty
22 Appian Way
New Saigon, CA

And my favorite two-backed beast collaborator is my
wife of sixty years, Dame May Whitty.

What thinks thou, Arse?
5 months ago
stutz
did you just call your wife a beast with 2 backs???
5 months ago
dame may whitty is gonna go ballistic
5 months ago
Mister Norriss:
Surely you are familiar with the euphemism for sexual congress,
"making the two-backed beast," first seen in the works
of Rabelais. But I do affectionately refer to my better half
as "The Thing with Two Heads", as the film starring Ray Milland
and Rosie Greer is a favorite of mine.
(And your Waugh citation was correct. Please forgive my
unfounded criticism.)
5 months ago
stutz
you are correct
i first saw the term in othello
5 months ago
it was also the first time i heard the word "strumpet"...one of my favorites
i also remember the instructor being a total fukin asshole
5 months ago
Termagants and strumpets
bewitch the moon and stars
Lawyers and losers
hitch rides in random cars
-DJ Bard
5 months ago
Mr Monaro is that you?
5 months ago
assface
that first clip
this is how i picture you....(if you ever had a real job, which you wont)
totally befuddled. infuriated and frustrated by even the simplest of tasks
then unemployed once again
5 months ago
i have nothing to say
5 months ago
i am nothing
5 months ago
Bob Dole hates anger. Bob Dole hates frustration. Bob Dole hates emotion. Bob Dole loves middle management. Bob Dole would never make people get that frustrated because Bob Dole has values. Bob Dole loves Bob Dole.
5 months ago
bob dole likes ghetto booty
5 months ago
Sven likes any booty, as long as it's female.
5 months ago
Norriss!

I may look like an arse, but at least I don't have to work because I have a healthy private income thanks very much.
Keep on being poor you sad bastard.
5 months ago
being on public assistance does not count as private income
5 months ago
only a memory of my teenage years, riding a bike home, hot sunny day, jumping off of curbs, just kissed my 'girlfriend' for the first time, looking forward to mates sleeping over in a tent, playing frak on a commodore 64 and what other games by US gold ....em...winter olympics, summer olympics, boulderdash, playing electro 1 , great times,

hey still happy but just with the responsibility of being a father and husband, still good but in a different way

Glumbertians: remember we are all here together for some unknown reason, we had the glumbert calling, i don't know why, but was this meant to be, my work day has changed since posting on here, i check gluber in the morning then in the afternoon, then sometimes in between, whats going on !!!! i need help

good day sir

mako where are you
5 months ago
Mr. Skid:
I hadn't a glimmer that Swedes became suicidally depressed
on Thanksgiving. Chin up, old man.
Glumbert will always welcome you with open arms and heart.
Just say: "My name is Skidmarks, and I'm a Glumbertian."
5 months ago
Hey Skid!

Just back after a short break and been catching up on all the threads...You;re right in that Glumbert can become something of an addiction so I've been trying to wean off a while as work is suffering as a result! I keep putting stuff off while I just read that extra thread...

Boy oh boy have Stream'o'Bullshit and the Chummin group been busy little idiots! Good to see a number of people stepping up and keeping them down though - Canuck hit the nail on the head; Crackpot Realists - superb!

Happy THXGVNG to all celebrating it!
5 months ago
Hey Mako!!

How the fuck have ya been???

WHERE the fuck have ya been??? LOL!!

Good to see you back again!

Regards,

C-Dogg
5 months ago
)Yeah, I know.....they is REAL pissed at me this time! LOL!)
5 months ago
Hi C - popped over to Phuket for a game fishing tournament. Great fun, lots of beer, lots of good people and lots of relaxation
5 months ago
Mr Stutz

hey i'm not down and i'm in 'Great' Britain where it's always happy! like a STD, or a split foreskin it's great days !
5 months ago
move a way

































































move away
5 months ago
Guy is mentaly retarded
5 months ago
Well, you'd know all about that then Chuck.
5 months ago
Get it up you while you're young!

Anyone else getting totally pissed off with this moron chumminn fucking up the threads? Or arse and chuck slapping each other down? (Incidentally I think it's chuck's fault. Arse seems a reasonable guy but that other clown is an ocean going dickhead who can't even spell.)
Where the fuck are the sane people? Not on Glumbert that's for sure.

Skidmarks - why's "girlfriend" in quotes?
Stutz - didn't the old fuhrer Adolph have that idea first?
5 months ago
you sound like an old whore in the tertiary stages of acute syphilis
5 months ago
When your a teengager then not like proper girlfriends, also i'm a maths genius thus my english is poor

i thank you
5 months ago
Good idea Stutz!

My name is Adolfvanker.
I am 103 years old.
I live in Patagonia.
I am an armadillo breeder, part-time tango dancer and disgraced Glumbert poster.
I have a 23-year-old Latina wife called Conchita and a servant called Pedro.
Likes: Schnapps and Saurkraut.
Dislikes: Englander schweinhunds.
Favourite holiday destinations: Zanzibar and Auschwitz.
Pets: None (Chihuahua expired)
Favourite colour: Brown (shirts).

More details and photgraph on wikipaedia.
5 months ago
Yet another alias..........who gives a S*@t.
5 months ago
I can identify 100% with the frustration that leads to office workers "losing it" with IT equipment.
I was a trainee actuary in London a few years ago, and the computer I had to work with was forever hanging up or crashing completely, usually when I was right in the middle of a really important task.
The final straw came when I was working on a top account for a big underwriter, and lost all my data. The red mist came down and I threw the monitor across the office and it smashed off the wall. My boss wasn't too pleased because it hit him on the back on the rebound and he died soon afterwards.
5 months ago
Nice story, thanks for sharing
5 months ago
charlie
you should read his others
5 months ago
Another tragic story. Did you do it on purpose to get a promotion? Since he died they had to promote someone.
5 months ago
Haiypie, touching story, i mean i touched myself when i read your story, only on the earlob
5 months ago
What a polite fellow charliebad. Thankyou for your comment.
5 months ago
Certainly am, it's those sorts of stories that make life worth living, seriously :)
5 months ago
omg that is the funniest crap i have ever seen....nothing like a major meltdown at its finest!!!
5 months ago
I always knew the day would come when I came across something akin to a nuclear bomb to drop on Streamlined and his Carlysle Group, as well as all other religious and so-called "patriotic" zealots; and now I've found it. I challenge HIM, as well as his nutty group to sit through ALL of what I'm about to post here, then we'll see what's what. It's not often I view something that disturbs me ( I mean DISTURBS....not ANGERS). This truly was bothersome. It basically rips to shreds every single fibre of ALL religious, economic and political beliefs (Stream? Ya might as well well jump off a bridge right now, and take your little playmates with you) across all bandwidths. And the conclusion will probably give any SANE person nightmares. Here you go:

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

Warning: this is a 2-hour documentary. Watch it if you can scrape up the time. You won't regret it......or you might.
5 months ago
2 hours!!!
this laptop would turn my nuts into beef jerky...
5 months ago
Now, it's movies.

Dear Robt Redford
Thank you for coming down from your lordly perch to teach us how to think. I would like you to know that you have had a profound effect on a few in here (Don't be shy Mako, Canuck). They are now thinking just like you.

and Rosie ODonnell.

My humblest thank you's nd deepest gratitude for your service.

Streamy

PS. I just loved you...in that thing...that you did...at that local playhouse.
5 months ago
streemy
your beliefs are doomed to failure
i mean this most sincerely. bush will be judged as the worst president in the history of this country, while global warming will continue to increase with disasterous consequences. creationism will never be regarded as science
, stem cell research will accomplish great things and the religious right fruitcakes will be seen for what they really are
5 months ago
Ahhhh, Stream. I love it when you're on the ropes, and you have to sink to such banalities (i.e. personal insults as a retort). LOVE IT. Just remember who's initials were on the hammer that wrecked all of your nutty delusions (mine). In closing, chew on this:

1. It isn't a "movie"; it's a "documentary" with names, places, dates and facts (most of which I've been drilling into YOUR head for months and months now; so finally a case of a source providing credence to what I'VE been saying, as opposed to your nonsensical accusations of it being the other way around....)

2. You have NO wriggle room to dispute this material, else you would have made even a FEEBLE attempt to do so. You have not. At all.

3. And lastly.....(you know what's coming....dontcha?)..........


Checkmate.
5 months ago
stutz is ded
5 months ago
stutz
dont go
5 months ago
Dammit.

Almost forgot:

Happy Thanksgiving to my Yank friends on these parts.

(We already had ours last month, so I have to remember that some foreign nations have their own....namely you's guys. LOL! J/K!)
5 months ago
Awwww Stutz!

Knock it off, will ya??

LOL!
5 months ago
My dear Canuck:
Might I humbly request some clarification?
Is LOL an approbation or an aspersion?
These computer shorthands are a source of mystification;
perhaps a glossary, if available, might ease my pain.
I keenly await your response.
5 months ago
Dear Lord Stutz

My understanding of these acronyms is weak as well, however I believe some of the more common may be listed as follows:

LOL = Laugh out loud
ROFLM(F)AO = Rolling on the floor laughing my (fucking) ass off
WTF = What the fuck
A.R.S.E = Authoritative Resident Special Expert (Chummin)
STREAM = Some Total Religious Extremists Are Mental

If others can shed any further light on other acronyms I would also be grateful... Bill, Miter did I see you use FOL somewhere before?

Would this be Fall Over Laughing perchance?
5 months ago
No, that would be "Fuck Off Loser".......
5 months ago
Ah yes - I remember the context now...Thx Miter!
5 months ago
Stutz - Use this for clarification: http://www.urbandictionary.com
5 months ago
miter
i thought you were going hunting
get the fuck out there.....coat yourself with deer piss....get up that tree and dont
come down until we tell you
5 months ago
Thank you Mister Podman, an excellent resource and
introduction to a nomenclature I was heretofore unfamiliar with.
I have already discovered an alternate meaning to the word
"teabag", but, sadly, I must draw the line at "blumkins."
Yours in gratitude,
Lord Stutz
5 months ago
C, that video is a real eye opener! Kind of like a thick layer of Vaseline has been removed from my glasses! Thanks for the link!
5 months ago
Canuck

Checked out the first half hour at work, well pretty heavy stuff, back on the rest today if i get time
5 months ago
UpChuck...whatever I write, no matter how thin or juvenile, will be over your head.

Canuck...documentary? You mean like Michael Moore's?

Check it out at www.dictionary.com ..."gullible" is not in the dictionary.
5 months ago
Have not seen it yet, Canuck.
Will watch tonight.

I believe what I believe about you, C. The fact that you feel insulted is likely your own insecurities at work.
5 months ago
Ok, Canuck...I watch some of the video and can surmise a few things:
A. About the video: The person doing it is NOT well thought out or researched. The arguments against Christianity in particular are long since refuted. (See Samuel Sandmel for a throrough analysis of what he calls "parallelomania".) The person doin the vid has been extraordinarily selective. The person doing the vid should look up the phrase "old hat".

B. About those who would see the video and take it seriously: THINK! Honestly, Canuck...just use your brain without the aid of Google. Read the Bible. Spend some time, not just a moment of thought, but real time. Millions upon millions of people believe in Christianity and do so at the conclusion of rationality and ovr the course of thir lives.
This video proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that your reasoing skills are arrested where your ego is.

I don't beieve for a minute that this video scares you. You are making that up. You know the caricature used in this vid is anaccurate andthe conspiracy theories in it are absurd.

But, maybe I speak too soon. You think Michael Moore is a serious documentarian.

Well, I am off to meet with the Carlysle Group. We have to decide whether we are a cabal or a consortium.
5 months ago
mmmmmmmm....beeef jerkyyy
5 months ago
Stutz

please don't go i enjoy reading you eloquent postings

Mako

Good to hear from you my man, always the sharp tool in the box

canuck, i think you have an 80% vote on here or more, to be honest when i first read your postings i thought you were a bit self deluded but i stand corrected, i enjoy your enthusiasm i'm right behind you

Mitercut, can't quite work you out, thought you a bit of a mountain man, then you come up with loads of interesting facts and you sound more like a book worm,

And heres to the 'Crackpot Realists' like a broken pencil, pointless (not my own quote)

good day people
5 months ago
Mister Skid:
Thank you for your kind words.
After an unceremonious retching fit, my valet Rupert
was convinced I had gone on to meet my compatriot
Colonel Kurtz in the great Hussar Brigade in the Sky.
Fortunately my personal physician arrived just in time
to administer a smattering of robust leeches, fresh from
the Ubangi River. Thus I re-entered the land of the living,
and today I sup on the charred flesh of a Wild Turkey,
in emulation of a quaint American custom.

And a good day to you as well!
5 months ago
skid, you might say I'm a changed person. I have found peace in "doing my own thing" I'm now self employed as a builder, a major change of occupation from my "previous life" as a "technician" who built and tested nuclear weapon components (way back in the 70s) from there I went on to the medical diagnostic computer field, then on tp research with a "large pharmaceutical company", finally tired of the "grind" I started my own biz as a re modeler...peace at last...until the housing market went to shit! I was also a fireman, emt, and karate instructor in my "younger years". So that's my boring life's story in a nutshell! Geez, I'm old!
5 months ago
Stutz, would you by any chance be John David Stutz, the man who shot Buckwheat?
5 months ago
Mitercut

Sounds like you've had an interesting life so far, well i'm trying like you to find that inner peace and i believe it's down to what you do at work, i also believe it's important to do physical work because then your body is more relaxed in the evening, sounds like you've hit the jackpot,

I'm employed but it 50% my company, but that doesn't mean i do what i want far from it, it's the oppposite, the company's been running 9 years , it's a construction company but i'm the sales guy, but i love getting my hands dirty really, that's why i'm out of here mid next year to start solely on my own as a builder as well, can't wait, just waiting to sell my house (that could take a while at the mom)

happy building a , fingers crossed
5 months ago
Hi everybody! I'm a schizophrenic.
5 months ago
Oh yes we are.
5 months ago
All of us.
5 months ago
Each and every one.
5 months ago
who he?
5 months ago
You will all feel the power of the great GWB! you will know what it is to be tracked down and hunted like dogs!
you will all bow before the prophet Jesus!
5 months ago
chummy
can you hook me up with michelle malkin.
5 months ago
No Chuck, but Mister impostor here probably can hook someone up with the meds that he's supposed to be taking.
5 months ago
i know i've gone too far if i've pissed off billboat
i shall go into exile
ashamed
5 months ago
Hey Chuck, that comment was to Chummlnn, not you, unless you ARE him(or her, or it)
5 months ago
no bill
i found out the hard way that booze and glumbert don't mix
i shall go into self imposed exile never to return
for i have strayed way way way off the reservation
chucky
5 months ago
Dude, if it weren't for booze, Glumbert (as we know it), wouldn't exist. Brings out the best (and worst) in all of us, but at least it brings it out.
5 months ago
fuck off
5 months ago
she reminds me of a kitten with rabies
maybe it's wrong but it gets me really hot
5 months ago
i know you're not the real chummmy but you probably know him
5 months ago
from bible camp
5 months ago
goddamnit this laptop keyboard hasn't worked right since i flang it at gramma
5 months ago
Does anyone know the name of the group and title of the song? Happy Thanksgiving to all....
5 months ago
Daniel Powter (a good Canadian boy) "Bad Day"
5 months ago
Found it....never mind
5 months ago
Oops.....I forgot.....Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
5 months ago
Hello Riza, how ya doin"?
5 months ago
Mitercut:

You're welcome, re: that link to the documentary. Not only is it an "eye-opener", as you've said, but I think it's truly disturbing. Worrisome, even. That feeling is only amplified in the here-and-now, so to speak, when I see Streamlined and his ilk of Crackpot Realists proving all of it's points, simply by being who and what they are. By the way, that documentary has been the #1 most down-loaded film from the Internet for the past 30 days. It'll be on DVD soon enough, I imagine. This so-called "war on terror" (much like the Vietnam War) was never meant to be "won"; that's utter bullshit. It was (and is) meant to be.......sustained. Period. And if you're on the end of the table where the money-makers sit....it's goddamn perfect. Sad...isn't it?

Skidmarks:

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Bro. I'll work on that 20% I'm missing. LOL!

Mako:

Hope ya had fun! You better have gotten me at least a T-Shirt....or it's KA-POW!! LOL!
5 months ago
Ladies and gentlemen, I think some bad may have befallen Daniel Rhodes (the keeper of this site) No new videos in 4 days and he's not returning contacts. Maybe "The Man" has gotten to him.(or Chummlnn)
5 months ago
Hey Bill! Did you flunk out of math? Or are you on a planet where the days are 1 hours long?
5 months ago
12 hours long...
5 months ago
Yes, you're right there Sven. Checked back. Only seemed longer.
5 months ago
Hear ya!
5 months ago
And I'm wearing out my refresh button. The only thing that keeps me going is Riza! OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh! nnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
5 months ago
Did I ever mention I give great head.....oops I meant to say I'm a good listener....oops...I'm meant to say I can receive an earful, errrr, headful, ummmm, I can hum a tune,..............oh I dunno........Thanks for the mind@%^!"* Sven.....I have been deprived of late. I've been on manual overide for about a month now. It's much better with a virtual partner...Thx.
5 months ago
Shes really upset with me again,
I didnt give her what she likes.
I dont know what to tell her,
Dont know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She gets a charge out of bein so weird,
Digs gettin downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout.
It really dont cost that much.

She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
5 months ago
Kim Carnes gave Billy Gibbons a pearl necklace.
That girl is pretty kinky (the kind of girl you read about
in new wave magazines.)
5 months ago
By the way, Supergrass, enough with the Chummlnn character. Very childish and annoying. Post as yourself or don't bother at all.
5 months ago
I never get tired of this one http://www.glumbert.com/media/douchecologne
5 months ago
instant classic.
5 months ago
Bill

This is where i get confused, that vid has had over 332000 viewings but only 2 comments, did this vid get posted like this one, as in was it at the top of the pile so to speak ready for comment, or was it posted within the archives of vids without being declared so it speak

PS: i wear strippy shirts
5 months ago
Used 'so to speak' twice there, my english is bad i know, hey my maths is good, i won the maths prize at a very small school
5 months ago
Skid, as far as I can see, after a video has been here a while, they clear the comments. Maybe to make server space. Sorry, not a real computer whiz. I'm sure someone here is though.
5 months ago
...and for those waiting on Mr Glumbert to return from Thxgvng have a look at this:

http://www.break.com/index/the-little-techno-viking-super-star.html

TECHNOVIKING IS BACK

But smaller.
5 months ago
what is that about mako!!
5 months ago
bill.
I am NOT chumminn, chumninn or any of the derivatives. I told you who I was posting as, and these names have not and will not appear again on Glumbert.
5 months ago
Fair enough. Thanks.
5 months ago
All Hail Technoviking. Nice one Mako!
5 months ago
No longer "angry" I've found Limewire. Music good..........real good........mmmmm, ahh, (breath) (breath)......mmm....oh, Randal.......mmmm, Throbstick.....mmmm, Chaz.....mmmm, Mako.......mmmm, Skid.......mmmm, Sven.......Ohhhh, Justme.......uhhhh, hmmmmm Canuck........Ohhhhhhhmg, Podman........grab my wrists Usedouchebag...I'm almost done,,,,,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, billy.
5 months ago
Sorry, Riza.

Ya lost me at the "mmmm, Throbstick" part.

Kinda ruined the whole ambience of it for me.
5 months ago
I'll grab your wrists all right, because you a dirty girl. I'm gonna smack that .....Ohh wait, sorry. Carry on Riza.

**Sits back with the bag of popcorn**

Can you do that again?
5 months ago
Sorry if I seem like I am dissin' you Riza, as it is not intended, but guys this is the HOTTEST thing on Glumbert:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/perfectman
4 months ago
u JUST found limewire? good to see you come out of the cave.
5 months ago
Excuse me for a moment, my silliness actually turned me on.......my bad.
5 months ago
Turned YOU on? What do you think it did for the rest of us. Naughty little minx. LOL.
5 months ago
Feeling guilty...being adult, and fantasizing about some ethererial personna.....Riza....how shameless you are (and how fun it is). Thanks for including me in you mini-pantheon...I'll need to take a shower now.
5 months ago
A shower? You proably need a new keyboard and monitor.
5 months ago
A number of reasons why Hairypie could be Adolfvanker:

Adolf never replied to a posting using the reply button, as hairypie.

'Honeypie' is a scottish terminology, adolf admitted to being a scottish journalist,

Hairypies general structure of posting is quite uniformed as was adolfs

Also the deadpan way in which i ludicrous punchline was delivered is rather similar

god i need a life ....

pricing a really shit contract, hence i keep coming back on here for freedommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...sort of

bye
5 months ago
Skidmarks P.I. Tracking down internet aliases from coast to coast. Bet we could sell it to network T.V.
5 months ago
Ah! The conspiracy theories are growing arms and legs!
Skidmarks, Billboat, Freetobe and Mako currently lead the way on the outing of Adolf, and I appear to be a prime suspect.

It should be remembered, of course, that Vanker pledged never to darken the corridors of Glumbert again, and one can always trust the word of a megalomaniac dictator - "It is the last territorial claim I have to make in Europe" after annexing the Sudetenland was one of the Fuhrer's more memorable promises just before he unleashed the Blitzkrieg.

I am flattered to have been put in the frame, but I must disappoint you all.
I am NOT Adolf.

I repeat - there is a post on this very thread in which Arseface makes a startling admission that he is the Great Man. Do we believe him? I don't know. I for one would be delighted if Adolf came back. He is something of a Glumbert legend now, but at the end of the day it's just a bit of fun and he may feel he wants to concentrate on Conchita and his armadillos.

By the way Skid - "hairypie" is a Scottish slang term for an attractive young woman, for obvious reasons!
Does this mean I am an attractive young Scotswoman? Not the last time I looked, although the man boobs are growing with each passing day.
We shouldn't read too much into Glumbert names - is Mako actually an underwater predator? How does he use a keyboard? Or chucknorriss a muscle-bound idiot who can't act? Quite likely I suppose. Is rizamoon a large ball that goes up in the sky? She wouldn't thank you for that description. Mitercut a hand tool? Or yourself - are you really a brown stain on a pair of underpants? Is Streamlined a svelt, whippet-like athlete - I doubt it. Arseface seems to believe he actually looks like an arse, and perhaps he does. He certainly talks enough shit!
Canuck is obviously a Canadian. But what does 1963 stand for - his date of birth or his I.Q.? Is Clevelandmudslide truly a pile of ordure? Some might say so, but he pens a damn fine limerick.

I will continue to share some of the stories from my life with you all. Not that any of it makes a bit of difference in the great scheme of things, but we like a laugh, don't we?
5 months ago
Very well put, and yes, we all need a good laugh.
5 months ago
i have reconsidered my self imposed exile (as well as my vow of never using alchohol again) i believe it would be too harsh....so i am back....a somewhat sudued, chastised and humbler man. I love glumbrt. and i have learned much. (such as the urban dictionary's definition of cleveland steamroller)....mitercut, ihave been unkind, but i have newfound respect for you knowing that at onetime you sold nuclear weapons components. etc etc blah blah blah
i'm back
5 months ago
your adolf who's had a lobotomy

Had only heard of Honeypie as a term of endearment in scotland

Understand the scots have now got a higher rating than england in the fifa rankings, superb! England are as shit as scotland !
5 months ago
hairypie:

1963 is my D.O.B.

(although I AM flattered that you would liken it to my I.Q.)
5 months ago
chuck norris , how long were you gone for ? i make it 18 hours 57 minutes
that's some will power!
5 months ago
skidz
i agrree quite pathetic
5 months ago
mako
when you say thing like, "popped over to phuket for some tournament fishing", i picture Charles T Howell the 3rd of gilligans island fame.
also FYI....FOL means Flavor Of Love
a popular? tv show in the USA
5 months ago
Alright chucky,

Let me clear up something before I get black suv's pulling up at my door...I did not SELL nuke parts..merely built, tested and delivered (to a unassuming "back door") at a local (big) airport. They were microwave attenuation sub assemblies (EMP proof circuitry) that went into the construction of destruction.

I am forming a new opinion of you, you seem to be a quite a bit more interesting in your comments as of late, (loved the deer piss idea) so I apologize for leaning on you.

You remind me of my oldest son, full of thoughts, gaining wisdom (which comes with age and experience). No doubt you have a good future ahead of you.

So do we call a truce here or what?
5 months ago
Mitercut i quite agree, Chuck is 'coming out of his sack' so to speak !

I also have a conspiracy theory , Glumbert make their own postings, wouldn't you if you ran a website, i certainly would, you can gee up an argument and increase the popularity

it could be me!
5 months ago
Good point skid, that would explain the lack of content these last few days.. much time spent on commenting, instead of putting up videos!

One time, someone posted a comment about glumbet using video's that were on another website, a reply came back from a poster named "glumbert" stating that wasn't true...the only thing is, I'm sure the way they make money, is to have people click on banner add's, which I don't tend to see after the first time I view a video, so if money is the motivator, creating argumentative posters won't bring in the revenue!

On that subject, if we were to want to help out glumbert, we should all click on an add from time to time!

Hmm, maybe I'm glumbert!
5 months ago
For what it's worth, I too agree a truce with chuck. I won't piss him off if he agrees the same.
I have a face like an arse and as a result don't get out much.
5 months ago
truce agreed
one and all
however, if it wasn't for the dynamic tension
glmbrt would soon turn into an echo chamber

this really isn't like me at all. but the lonliness of the holidays has probably driven me to contrition..i just haven't been the same since grampa's meth lab blew up.....
don't worry about me, i'll get by somehow
5 months ago
**With Chuck looking the other way, douche does a 20 yard sprint ending with a football style kick to the nuts. Douche's foot is buried 6 inches deep into Chuck's genitalia area**

Didn't expect that one now did ya?

**Looks to Miter** Where's my ten bucks?

Thanks to Miter, and for Douche's supporting role, the truce is over!
5 months ago
udb
en guard muthafuker
5 months ago
**as miter snatches back the Hamilton, lookout douch! Chuck comes back with a viscous roundhouse, followed up with several snap kicks, a couple of back fists, then a palm hand strike**

**douch says (laying on his ass spitting sod) WTF happened? miter (also on his ass looking for his glasses) says, apparently this IS Chuck Norris, as chuck snatches the ten spot out of miters hand**

Just goes to show ya...we don't really know who all these glumbert posters are....I'll stick with the truce
5 months ago
What a coincidence!
My grandpa's meth lab blew up too. Debris everywhere. Nobody got much sleep around our place for a few days, and the neighbours got on just fine for a while....
5 months ago
now,,,about this video
shocking behaviour. This is precisely why i requested a concealed weapons permit. which unfortunately was denied, if these people had been just "winged" and immediately disabled.. the workers could have got back to pumping out the production
5 months ago
HA!

What do Conservatives/Republicans spend the majority of their time thinking about? Have a look (I swear, I am SO NOT kidding about this):

http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Statistics

Y'know, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

LMFAO!
5 months ago
i never knew their was a disease called Gay Bowel Syndrome...
5 months ago
Me niether.

I guess Streams and his little band of Crackpot Realists must have stumbled onto something.
5 months ago
C63
did you say that zeitergeist was the most downloaded video on the internet???
5 months ago
According to the latest info I got, that's the gist of it (for the last 30 days, at any rate).
5 months ago
No shortage of stupidity or gullibility on the internet.
Seems many people have their thinking done for them courtesy of the ISH.
5 months ago
Funny, but false. Check the Conservapedia article on Wikipedia. Like the bit about admitted coordinated vandalism and automated click bot attacks.
5 months ago
I know, Canuck...you kid us not.
By showing your thinking abilities.

The Canuck Credo states plainly and in broken English (so I paraphrase):
I shall attain knowledge quickly and efficiently by reading what is on the internet.
5 months ago
First, and with apologies, belated best wishes at Thanksgiving time.

There are those in Glumbertville who inform, and intelligently debate, and give few gratuitous negative inflections. And there are a few innocents whose posts are refreshing to see. To them all, my best wishes.

Loved riza' s rendition of Danny Boy....my first wife was the oxymoronish 'pure Irish' (passed on a while ago much too young, losing to cancer...god, I hate it), and wish I had made the list of favorites on "justme's" list...ah well, I'm not on site that often, and I'm not all that quippy (witty), so not remarkable ,I think. Figurative mental exercise. In other words, boring. Eh...that's me.

For all its faults, this is a fun site....we just cannot keep el stupidos from quirking their way into otherwise entertaining and informative discourse.

I have acquired a Glumbert inclination...really love some of the posters and their sometimes empty yet fun rantings.

As to the interposers, and those who use the site to merely satisfy some curious need to vent vile, well, as I recently learned, FOL.
5 months ago
Re: Mako, Riza, Skid, Canuck, Miter, billyboy, and randal...and FTB....and those who I missed....there appears there's others who are joining Glumbertania...hopefully fewer seeking vents, and more looking for fun first, and actual info after...fun is the bestest part.
5 months ago
"fun is the bestest part"

Couldn't have said it better muhself.
5 months ago
Okedokey....that's it for now.....best of the season to all.........Chaz...
5 months ago
and Hackem
5 months ago
Canuck, to make up for my 'faux pas' earlier I'll have to do something extra special for you next time.

Luv, Nik
5 months ago
Fine.

But this is still an outrage.

You'll be hearing from my attorneys (the notable Canadian firm of Holdem, Hackem
5 months ago
and Hackem
5 months ago
Canuck, may I suggest the law firm I use, Dewey, Dickem and Howe.
5 months ago
LMFAO!

Biily-B....you got a copyright on that one? That's tempting enough to use! LOLOLOL!!
5 months ago
Great 3 Stooges reference...Dewey, Cheatem and Howe

Nyuk nyuk
5 months ago
Wow, just had a great read. In lieu of finding new glumbert videos, I checked for new glumbert postings. Which was even better. On the downside of my third glass of wine chaz, so feeling pretty mellow. I was, for a short time, trying to figure out who was who in the alias war, but have decided I don't really need to. If there are people posing as more than one poster, and I think there are, it really doesn't take away from the basic enjoyment of coming here.
I really need to get a hobby! Am I nuts for getting lit up when my name is mentioned on glumbert? LOL!
hairypie, if I did infer you might be adolf, it is only because your postings are fun, imaginative and intelligent. Whatever the actual content of adolf's postings were, those three things came through. If I was in error, I offer my apoligies. But the reasons I thought so need no apology. I would be honored to be accused of such ability, so I'm glad you were flattered rather than offended.
miter, absolutely love your honest and personal comments. Anyone here can say anything they want, none of us would know the difference. Your posts ring true.
I'm just a small town girl, always have been. No big city lights for me. But that doesn't mean I'm uneducated. I see a lot of people here with a great flair for words, and I am interested to read what they have to say. That's why I keep coming back, and the response I get from others makes me feel more comfortable to post sometimes. I spent a long time just reading, not adding myself. My life has entered an "alone" mode, temporarily, and glumbert has provided a much needed, and greatly appreciated, interaction with other people. It is a harmless and enjoyable diversion for me, when I find myself awake in the middle of the night.
My best to all of you.
5 months ago
you are a breath of fresh air, and welcome. Sometimes I drink when I post, did I know you were a girl? Anywho (by the way if I type 'Anywho' that should tip you off that I've been tippling.) Sooooooooo.............what kind of boots do you have? (Just Joshing) If you haven't gotten first post yet, I bet you will soon. Have fun!
5 months ago
p.s. gotta love the influx of the amazons lately. But please, I do not want any women goin' all pretty on this site. That means no extra niceness, no frilly curtains and for heaven's sake no white picket fences (unless we plan on impaling a few posters on it).
5 months ago
i wish useddouchebag would enter an alone mode..totally
riza, listen...while i've got you here let me ask you a question. are you employed in the adult entertainment industry?
5 months ago
Jesus tap dancin' palomino. What do we have here the fairy fuckin godmother? Must be a damn genie in a bottle, as you got your wish. I am in alone mode.

Careful Riza, I smell a trap.
5 months ago
no trap...
in order to better myself i plan to move to california and become an adult film star. i have always admired riza's posts and hoped that she could give me some advice
5 months ago
thanks riza. yeah, I'm a girl. If I told you what kind of boots I once had in my closet (they are no longer there, confiscated when my ex moved out) you would think I was a high paid call girl. I'm not too frilly, but can't seem to shake that nicey nice reputation I have, that all but a few (very) close associates would know isn't entirely true, all the time.
I did get one first post, on the Aries Spears vid. Was having a lucky day I guess!
Never had a picket fence in my life. Things just didn't go that way. But I can't remember ever really pining for one, so I guess it's ok.
Talk to you another day!
5 months ago
he take your boots???
5 months ago
i mean why did he take your boots?
5 months ago
chica ...come back
i was only kidding.
posting on glumbert is not a violation of your parole
5 months ago
chica and rizamoon now appear to have more ardent suitors than even the great fearofflying did! I wonder if they are flattered or horrified?!
5 months ago
probably the later....
christalmighty i'm sick of that whining music playing in the background. the kid sounds like he's had a sex change operation.

arseface ......see the video http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com it's long but fascinating. even though i was born with the attention span of a squirrel i couldn't stop watching
5 months ago
Chuck! Thanks for that link.

2 hrs. long, but wow! Great vid.
5 months ago
it came from canuck63
5 months ago
Thanks Chuck.

Actually Randy-Man...I'm hoping more folks see that documentary to get their feedback on....you know...BESIDES the usual Streamlined argument, i.e., "It's Internet propaganda! It's bullshit!"

You're right though...it IS fascinating.
5 months ago
The Thanksgiving turkey is eaten,
The in-laws have gone, we're alone;
We can lie on the sofa together
And you can suck deep on my bone.

Then we'll relax in the small hours,
And soon you'll be dreaming my dear;
When you're sleeping I'll work up a squitter
And drop one right into your ear!
5 months ago
C ommitted to taking a dump
L ikes to pair it with shaking your hump
E ven though we are taught, it's a
V ulgar bad thought, we're
E xcited for more from this chump!
L ogic tells us it should be offensive
A nd make us run fast from the room
N ot eagerly scroll for the next one,
D epositing gifts from his moon!

Love ya Cleveland!
5 months ago
Well folks, since there are no new videos, how 'bout a joke.

Have you heard of the Irish boomerang? It doesn't come back. It just sings songs about how much it wishes it could.