Baby Doesn't Like His Christmas Gift

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10 months ago
That'll teach daddy.
10 months ago
Cool frisbee dad!
Thanks!
And I only bought you this eyepatch, I feel so bad.
10 months ago
HELP!!

Western Washington is closed! All our highways that run east-west (I-90=Snoqualmie Pass, Hiway 2=Stevens Pass, White Pass) are closed due to avalanches and road slides. My Skykomish river hits flood stage at 15 feet..... we are now at 17 ft. and not expected to crest until 4:00 Thursday am. Send chocolate and river rafts!! Thanks.
10 months ago
I gotz a chokolate soljer. Kan U use dat?

BTW, send us suma dat sno. We dont eva gitz none down hera in da Souff. All we gitz is sunshine an warm breeziz.

I B thankin' bout cha, goldie!
10 months ago
Badass...can we have some of your snow in Virginia? It is supposed to snow 2-4 inches tonight!!! Let's hope that we do!
10 months ago
Hey Deb!
I'll send you a care package if you send me a care package!
10 months ago
You have my sympathies, Goldie.

We got hammered last night as well, with more on the way.

Crap.
10 months ago
I'm in Portland, and all the trucks that want to go to Seattle are parked on the edge of the freeways in town, they don't want to get half way there and run out of fuel, (or food.)
10 months ago
canuck got hammered last night............from the rear!
10 months ago
give me 10 hail cockeths and the storm should pass.
10 months ago
Seeing as you mean a chicken, no problem.
10 months ago
Hey turd,

I jus saw U floatin' below me. I ate sum nachos wit friholez an kaso, halapenos an karne (dat B Spanich fo beens an cheez, peppas an meet). Anyway, I H8ed to flutch U down da toilit but U B stinkin' an datz jus da way it iz.
10 months ago
hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTT FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKEEEERRRRSSS!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
Unfortunately, you said "FFFFIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTT".
Hmmm...
That might be an issue.

*Under article 126, section 5, paragraph 6, and Glumbert poster attempting to post first, either first 'first' post or the actual first post, should a dispute arise, must post specifically either:
[ first ]
or
[ FIRST ]
within the boundaries of their post.*

All this being said;
FIRST.

; )
10 months ago
That's what you get for giving a child a book these days!
10 months ago
Yeah, dis B wat conservatives generally do wit buks wen dey git'em. If dey dont like wat B in'em (e.g. evolushun, multikulturalizem, sekular humanizem, reproduktiv rites, fikshunal majik, etc.) dey lash out at da offendin' party. I B surprized dat dis Republikan kid didnt jus burn da dam thang. Dis B close ta wat Sarah Palin tride ta do in Alaska.

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837918,00.html
10 months ago
A kwote frum da artikal:

"Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. "She asked the library how she could go about banning books," he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. "The librarian was aghast." That woman, Mary Ellen Baker, couldn't be reached for comment, but news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire Baker for not giving "full support" to the mayor."

I call dis chick "Bush Pretty". She thank an ackt jus like Bush, all dum an shee-at, but she B hot.
10 months ago
were's bob sagat when u need him.
10 months ago
Hey Stream-O', I got a link for you here:
http://www.videofantastica.com/view_video/56141/
This is great.
Just wondering, what kind of hokey bullshit do the other denominations have?
10 months ago
This bloke is John Safran. Look him up on Youtube, he has heaps more irreverent stuff. He currently hosts a weekly radio show on Australian national youth radio network JJJ. His co-host is Father Bob, a real-life catholic priest and not that bad a guy notwithstanding. He met Father Bob in another episode of this same show, which I believe was called John Safran Vs God.
10 months ago
You know, I was just trying to think of a clever spin on that "Safran vs. God" thing, when my mind sorta wondered, and came across George Bush vs. God, or Obama vs. God, all of them ending with the first party mentioned being zapped by a lightening bolt.

Then, thinking of other people I would like to see zapped (and killed) by lightening bolts, I thought of the pile of aliases here on Glumbert.

This was followed quickly by the realization that IF God existed, he wouldn't have allowed such beings to be born.
=]
10 months ago
canuck is a brain-dead pigmy. miter is a retard.
10 months ago
Tiresome...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ".
10 months ago
Look. Let's get something straight here.
Glumbert is an oddball video site which asks for comments on each video. It survives because of the advertising it attracts and will no doubt be sold on yet again.
But it has developed into a forum for an array of lunatics (and I include myself in this) who use it as a forum for abuse, political/religious/lifestyle statements that are usually either amusing/offensive/tedious/scatalogical.
Great! The use of aliases is a well-worn path. It does not denote cowardice. It simply allows knee jerk comments from members of the community who have mild schizophrenic tendencies. Again, great!
But don't think for one minute it is a real community. I am a twat. I call myself badlywipedbuttocks. Canuck is a twat, not becaue of his handle, but because he takes himself far too seriously. Does anyone really believe they are going to change the world by posting their views on Glumbert.
I tell you something though. The owners of this site must be delighted that we are all here, creating hits and generally encouraging others do do likewise.
There have been one or two outstanding writers on Glumbert. Adolf Vanker was by far the best. He shoudl be published. (See his website for examples) Google it.
There are also the sweet ladies, all of whom sem to live in wonderful rural locations and bake apple pie every five minutes.
I like the obssessive clowns too. Qlanettint and his derivatives are pure venom and give us all a lift.
Go for it! Log on and enter the stupid, non-existent world of Glumbert. What the fuck does Glumbert mean anyway? Glum Bert? Enlighten me please.
I personally have a soft spot for all the morons who provide links to their real lives. Mitercut with his vids of careering through the snow and creating explosions is a good example.
Finally, let me just say that I haven't wiped my ass for three years, and as a result have put on more than 20 pounds in weight. Also, my pants smell like an elephant house.
In fact, the last time I picked up a woman, she kept mentioning the awful odour.
So I had to drop my pants and show her what was in there. Not a pretty sight!
Fuck all of you!!!!!
10 months ago
1. That's "MR." Twat, to you.

2. I can (and will) change the world by posted on this site. This also includes yourself AND your smelly anal exit ramp. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

3. Serious is, as serious does.

4. Tell me where you live, so that I may smite you and crush you out of existence.

5. The only "link" YOU should be concerned about, is the one that connects you to your local STD clinic because of your tendency to jam strange things up that encrusted Hershey Highway of yours.
10 months ago
Wow C...
That was..
Fiery...
10 months ago
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10 months ago
canuck - I rest my case.
10 months ago
Fine.

Just go rest your smelly case somewheres else.
10 months ago
Hallo. I am a man of God.
I found this fascinating site just today.
Hmmmm.....
I like Canadians.
10 months ago
Boy are you off to a good start.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
badly, I for one like to post here .
I enjoy the interaction good and bad. This is the site to say what you want , disagree or agree, swear at or do what the hell you want ,this is glumbertville. A community where everyone wears a mask and is not who the say they are but a few brave soles .
The rest of you can rail as much as you want . It won't change anything but make you feel better. AGREE TO DISAGREE.........
10 months ago
ok canada! here's one for ya! souls not soles before i go any further, but here it is -

in the spirit of glumbert - you are a wankstain ppigfaced lowlife puerto rican abusing spastic!
good enough for ya?
i love you too!!!!
10 months ago
Uh-oh, looks like someone made a mistake!
10 months ago
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