glumbert

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Although Melvin is a crack bowler the experience isn't quite complete without the traditional "high five" that usually follows a strike!

All this proves is that - like most American games - tenpin bowling requires little or no skill. I would like to see this chap play cricket.
Drivel.

I can't be bothered arguing with you. You are obviously a congenital imbecile.

I used to bowl, but when my penis became too enormous for my pants, I took up casual sex instead. It's fun and doesn't require too much skill.
Nefariousprior is well-known as a twat AF.

hey enormous! You want a shot at my wife? she makes weird noises so you might like her.

Good for him for pushing on with life.

It would be easy for some to give up and become pessimistic and angry, he looks like he's having fun, and that's what counts!

Bernie Mac has just passed away. Funny stuff, we will miss his excellent sense of humor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4ul_FYnlQ

Once a kid that had never been out of the city went to a farm and asked a farmhand if he could see a donkey. The farmer responded, but phrasing things a bit differently: "If you want to see a jackass, go the the House of Representatives."
(The kid suspected if he asked to see a pig, he would have been told to go talk to the president.)

that guy has a leg up on the competition

Anybody that can guess my password will recieve $500.00 in American cash. Good luck!

Somehow the first thing that came to my mind was that old cartoon of Garry Larson:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_Ymx9e66vrGc/R0_EDbFZOdI/AAAAAAAAAB8/KEMOYX2X-r8/s1600-R/boneless%5B1%5D.jpg

It's that time again! Time for everyone to listen to me ramble. (And probably yell "stfu!" afterwards.)
Anyway, I spent the whole day justabout lookin' for a decent sword. I had a nice scottish claymore, but they generally break with use, and mine was no different. Well, Seeing as theres no place I can buy a sword where I live now, and I don't have access to the stuff I did at my old house, therefore am unable to make or buy a new one. Problem stated, I decided to look to the internet.
My first google search nearly gave me a headache. The second or third one did. Still, I took a break to come complain and vent my frustration on glumbert.
I had thought I had finally found a decent make and model about an hour ago, but a second look at the details proved it to be another useless 440 steel 'display only' peice-o'-shit. Ah, the usual. I looked at a supposedly functional model of the sword from "Ultraviolet", but the company that made it wasn't too specific on exactly what they meant by "high carbon". I'm guessing 440. (I.e shit.)
Although I was hoping to find a decent flamberge or even a replacement claymore, but my eye caught on a two-handed sword.
Right now I'm checking the quality, and looking around at other sites to see if I can find the same blade with more information or a better price.
If anyone else here knows a bit about swords, or a site I can check that may have something good, give me a shout.

Ah, but I have found it! A nearly 6' long blade, Lowlander's Great Sword. Modeled after an Irsh museum peice, I believe. Oh yeah, and that six feet of razor sharp steel is only 6 pounds. I'm either getting that, or an irish ring hilt sword with a 33" blade and two-handed weilding setup. Or both. If it comes down to one or the other, that may be a problem because one has superior size, while the other comes with a sheath. Will take opinions on the matter.

archrival or whoever you are -
you are incredibly boring. Nobody wants to respond to your shit. Why don't you go to some specialist site for worthless pricks? I'm sure they would welcome your meaningless, tiresome bollox there.
You miss the mark on Glumbert on a number of counts, namely, you are not genuinely insane, you still wear diapers, your use of the English language is similar to a marmoset trying to piliot the space shuttle, and your attempts at humor are risible.
Goodbye idiot.

Glumbert has finally succeeded in proving my point about the denizens of the United States of America.

Yes.

Didn't say you were BAD. Just idiots. Nothing wrong with being an idiot - the trick is to admit it and not try to convince the rest of the world that there is something "special" about your way of life.

Correct. I am an idiot, as are most of my countrymen.

AAA: Is your age correct on your profile?

If it is, I can totally understand why you might feel that way. After all, you have just witnessed one of the most embarrassing governments of our history take us lower than ever before, and possibly due to no fault of our own ballot casting.

I watch the next generation come of age and see total lack of respect for anything, including other people's property. I see expectations of instantaneous gratifacation, and anger when what they invisioned as their right to possess not materialize.

I hope your generation can learn some patience for us older folks but mostly for yourselves. You will desperately need it in the years ahead.

my wife likes bowling. we went last night and she was pretty awseome i have to admit. three strikes in a row and never stopped eating popcorn. only problem is she made all sorts of weird bird noises as she let the ball go. people kept looking at us and i was a bit embarrassed. so i pretended i wasnt with her. when she left the lane and went to the bar for a drink i went home. i think she might still be there, but i dont know. who gives a fuck anyway.

I am a helluva bowler ... if they leave up those little bumpers that kids use.

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