No wonder nerds have to cum to me to git laid. Dey cain't get real wiminz to be around dey gay assess. But I be livin' large cuz of dem. I tank dem fo my Cadillac wit curb feelers, cuz witout dem I'd still be in da hoopty runnin' hood rats.
Also, there is the companion laptop which runs cLimax 1.1.1, designed to interface with Orgasmo 2.0, and which is intensely user-oriented.
Some users have reported instant results in terms of achieving total connection with cLimax 1.1.1 prior to completion of the Orgasmo 2.0 protocol. These reports confirm the user-oriented nature of the interface. Such reports are uniformly from younger users.
More experienced users report satisfyingly sychronicity in the connections made between Orgasmo.2 and cLimax 1.1.1.
Those in their advanced stages of experience report differing data...apparently the high level of user sensitivity incorporated into these platforms may diminish with use, leading to slower connect-times, longer wait times as the programs ramp up, and less than designed satisfaction levels with the results, which often include incompleted interconnects, and/or software failure.
A V-grade update is available, as well as C-1-al1s program for longer term correction, albeit, temporary in both cases, and needing to be applied each time the programs are initiated.
No permanent correction for late term insufficiency is currently available. Some users have simply abandonned their old equipment and opted to acquire newer, more functional hardware.
Techonolgy continues to improve. Self-powered interfaces have been reported to meet some user needs, but many still struggle with the shortcomings of their current equipment.
sheesh...and I thought this was a masterpiece of metaphor, a scintillating simile, a provoking parallel, subtle undermistatement, as GW might call it...except he'd never catch on in the first place....
....I mean, I really can't post a more ingenious piece of inanity.
Thanks folks....gymyg, you need some C-1-al1s along with your compac...that way you can remedy your software issue over several cycles, whether self-managed, or with shared interconnectivity.
... not impressed. once this guy moves out from his parents place and starts having a job, meeting peeps, getting bills and having a girlfriend, he'll know how really to value an object like that.
So by your logic via your own admission only fat losers and emo fags are intelligent. Wow, I've never seen the word intelligent used in whatever way you are trying to use it here.
Please, pull the apple iPacifier out of your mouth, climb out of the apple iStroller, and learn to walk for yourself. I know it's not what they claimed iLife to be, but you've learned much and it's not too late to correct your mistake.
Why would someone who uses the opensource ubuntu linux and the oh so familiar sound of pidgin, which both fight for freedom by releaseing their code via the GPL, buy into the evil proprietary Apple empire?
True "Macs" no longer exist as they are all intel(PC) based. They are all PCS.
I suppose most people who dislike Apple, including myself, do so for the shoddy OS. I personally dislike the evil choices and directions the Apple corporation has gone in.
The Mac hardware is way overpriced for what it truly is. Buy a decent computer(HP, DELL, whatever) and throw a copy of linux or FreeBSD on it for free. Not only is it cheaper, but much more stable, prettier, and has more software for it than any other OS including Windows.
...having posted my comment above prior to watching the vid I feel this particular mac user should not be alllowed near kids. Or outside anywhere for that matter
Creative guys in ad agencies use macs. This vid explains a lot about them.
(Apple - the coolest packaging surrounding cool looking products which make you feel superior about the futility of your existence)
Why is Bill Gates richer than Steve Jobs?
Coz apple stuff now runs windows.
I-pod = cool
I-phone = pants
I-touch = nice (coz the shit phone it had attached to it before has now been removed)
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