Zis is not as ridiculous as it may seem.
Ve used to sell many armadillo shell telephones in ze old days. Some of zem flashed in many colours ven zey rang, und some had ze Horst Wessel song on ze answer message.
Ve sold as many as four per year!
Herr Kaufman!
Ve meet again. How is ze lovely Frau Kaufman? Still vandering ze Reeperbahn to pay ze bills you left ven you left on your futile kvest for Bormann?
Adolf my real wife is Daphna we met in Israel as for Frau she was a Mossad agent the poor lass needed much counselling after her encounters with you although she got some good intel from you your constant requests for %u201Cgolden showers%u201D had its toll on her. She still has nightmares in the dead of the night - she can still hear your squeals of delight as she urinated on you and had to scream heil führer.
Adolf my real wife is Daphna we met in Israel as for Frau she was a Mossad agent the poor lass needed much counselling after her encounters with you although she got some good intel from you your constant requests for "golden showers" had its toll on her. She still has nightmares in the dead of the night - she can still hear your squeals of delight as she urinated on you and had to scream heil fuhrer.
ADOLFVANKER i have been ordered to conduct covert surveillance on "bobby" he is a criminal mastermind do not let his simpleton appearance deceive you - I am willing to forgo my duties if you could - say introduce me to the wonderful Mrs Pumpernickel's daughter or provide say(wink wink) shady hidden camera photo's of her bathing and dare I say it toilet actions be provided. I know you are a connoisseur of such fetishes (may I remind you of miss Frau)!!
Adolf my real wife is Daphna we met in Israel as for Frau she was a Mossad agent the poor lass needed much counselling after her encounters with you although she got some good intel from you your constant requests for "golden showers" had its toll on her. She still has nightmares in the dead of the night - she can still hear your squeals of delight as she urinated on you and had to scream heil fuhrer.
"themossad" you have been banished to the westbank to do border duty, mossadgent will escort you (you have blown your cover) may the star of david illuminate your path!!
You men have yet to adhere to direct orders that both received in Morocco. Its filtered back to HQ that one if not both of you have gone Rouge?
After removing the Rouge from your faces, we will then find out if one of you went Rogue! (note) Adofvanker is to important in giving specific information coming out of chugwater! We have spent a great deal of time and money to place him in a position of meager importance,not to have it all blow up in our faces!!!
Chugwater may be the next breeding ground for local terror symps , and if thats so we want this man at the forefront and in a position to gather valuable intel on (what we believe to be) THE ....... GROUP!
So you can see the value of Herr Adolfvanker, and if you will now lower your weapons gentleman I can continue on "our" mission!
Like all mein countrymen, I apologise for ze var. I hope ve can move on. You are both velcome to visit me in Chugwater. Vot vill be vill be. I make no pleas, only zat if you must carry out your mission, novon in Chugwater vill be harmed.
Adolf.
ADOLFVANKER i have been ordered to conduct covert surveillance on "bobby" he is a criminal mastermind do not let his simpleton appearance deceive you - I am willing to forgo my duties if you could - say introduce me to the wonderful Mrs Pumpernickel's daughter or provide say(wink wink) shady hidden camera photo's of her bathing and dare I say it toilet actions be provided. I know you are a connoisseur of such fetishes (may I remind you of miss Frau)!!
Beware the man who putteth the buttocks of a beast to his ear.
He is unclean and heareth nought but the word of Satan.
For a beast's buttocks are not clean and spreadeth disease upon the face of the Earth.
No good will come of this.
shitfaces
Gods good to see ur unsual posts like always Glumbert wouldnt be the same place without ya but u have yet to answer question and that is what is your views and inputs on the religion section of this movie i anxiously wait for a reply
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
....damned are those who posture and
expound as false judges of others
and are errant reporters of the truth,
for they shall suffer the exquisite agonies
prepared for them by the dark angel
Yes gotcha i believe parts of the movie especially the religion part there is lots of good points there why does god have such a problem with money id like to think theres a guy sitting in space waiting for us but it is a little far fetched
planet the religion part fair enough but the rest?
How could anyone get away with all that and not be held accountable, if half of it was true surely someone would be arrested or at the least investigated and or exposed by some government authority either domestic or international. ( the soviets would have had a great propaganda tool during the the "cold war")
Godswrath...sorry....let me translate to your language:
....damnedeth are thothe who postureth and expoundeth ath falthe judgeth of otherth, and areth errant reporterth of the trutheth, for they thyall suffereth the exquithit agonieth prepared for themth by the dark angelth.
Bliveth.
Absolute...I agree re: the video...but the posts have been pretty amusing.
Ah Adolf my once inimical nemesis with this hospitable gesture I can no longer hate you with total disdain. For you have given/found me such an exquisite creature to dream of. I have printed the picture and it as been laminated (for obvious reasons). I have also ordered a copy of Zionist Onanist the %u201Clads%u201D magazine you referred to @ www.adofvanker.com (it deserves a plug). My hands tremble with anticipation. I will cease the covert surveillance of %u201CBobby%u201D the criminal mastermind (for now). Could I be so bold as to ask the name of Mrs Pumpernickel's daughter it would make the viewing of her that much more intimate? Yours forever grateful (for now) Mossadagent.
Ah Adolf my once inimical nemesis with this hospitable gesture I can no longer hate you with total disdain. For you have given/found me such an exquisite creature to dream of. I have printed the picture and it as been laminated (for obvious reasons). I have ordered a copy of Zionist Onanist the %u201Clads%u201D magazine you referred to @ www.adofvanker.com (it deserves a plug). My hands tremble with anticipation. I will cease the covert surveillance of "Bobby" the criminal mastermind (for now). Could I be so bold as to ask the name of Mrs Pumpernickel's daughter it would make the viewing of her that much more intimate?
Watching.... Waiting ... The agent iloveballs AKA brownlove will be assisting you in your duties as soon as heshe arrives, Please fill..err I mean cooperate in anyway you can !
Hi themossad just wanted 2 thankyou for last night I did not know you could hold your breath for so long anyways don't worry about the premature e*********n thingy it happens 2 the best of us look forward 2 seeing you 2morrow night stop fretting I promise 2 show up.
BTW I had your g-string washed hope u don't mind but they were a bit grungy.
mossad this and massod that its getting really old cant we all just be friends.
Make love not war.. *waiving a rainbow flag*
PS. KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR SILLY GAMES.
(Private note 2 themossad) sept u the mossad last night was 2 good 2 stop see u later oh and dont forget 2 return the strapon I promise i'll get u a knew 1. xoxoxox lots of hugs and kisses.
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