Gymmy - I'm trying, but everytime I lick someone my wife gets her shorts in a bunch. Guess she just doesn't understand...and neither do some of those I've licked, judging from their response.
Really, this is probably the reason so many glumberters fall into the habit of badmouthing people...licking just doesn't work.
Now can we please have the 'other' video, you know the real world one, with inter-species ripping each other to shreds, being eaten whole, entrails being shaken all over, screaming in agony while half eaten, bloody water from a shark feeding frenzy, slow painful constriction till death, venomous injection and writhing agony, eating of young, packs working together for survival, coyotes killing lambs just for the fun of it, mating rituals that end with the death and consumption of the mate, or how bout a pit bull ripping little kitty cat to shreds, maybe cannibalistic mice, rats and gerbils.....no just this sappy video of domesticated animals too stupid to know any better. In the media, you just never see the real world as it is, just the candy coated 'life is good' crap! Reality, what a concept!
Hell yeah! These animals act like this because they're no longer "animals" we breed natural instinct out of them...and call it cute because they act more like us...It's not cute...they're freaks of nature that should have never been, and couldn't survive on their own. Granted we've done the same to the human race...take away Super Wal0Mart and I think 65% of Americans would die of starvation and or eposure. (the letter following W doesn't' work on my keyboard) I long for the collapse of society...I also went way off topic.....See ya!
You will forgive me for not buying into the "man is bad because his dog isn't wild" notion.
Miter - you and everyone else have seen animals doing the nasty stuff that they do, if only you have witnessed those many vids here on Glumbert and other similar sites. Gawd, National Geographic TV has displayed them, to say nothing of YOUTube, and so many other sites. Few have missed the alligator chomping in the baby impala, or the tiger mauling the slowest wildebeast, or the enormous snake squeezing the life out of some hapless animal neighbor. Nature has been fully exposed, I think...in all its harsh reality. So, seeing warm fuzzies now and then ain't a bad thing, in my opinion.
Regarding the domestication of animals - stupidity, I think, plays no role at all. Firstly, there are few animals who can be called "domesticated", in the sense that they are at all times, and in all situations, subordinated to their "masters" (let's not consider extremes, like if a fire breaks out, and like that - hell, not even mankind adheres to domesticated routines in those cases).
What are they? Mainly a number of dog breeds, and cat breeds, and then there's cows and sheep and lambs, though those last few aren't exactly lap-pets. Not much else...tho' arguments for the larger-brained birds might have worth...cockatoos are thinking animals, tho' calling them "domesticated" might be a stretch. Fish and any cold-blooded animals do not make the cut, even if captivated.
Smartest, and yet hardly "domesticated" except as "exceptions" are the primates...and are they not submissive because of, or despite, their intelligence?
Anyway, my point is that the so-called "domesticated" animals are probably the most advanced of all the animal kingdom, relatively speaking. They have seen their best chance of survival and most comfortable existence in their domesticity...and one might even say that for many, this is now inbred...passed from one generation to the next.
And, that isn't a bad thing. So...you can cheer the wild turkey (and shoot it) while I stroke my Bichon Frise...I'll eat as well or better than you, and so will my dog.
(Had some fun writing this...no offense intended).
At the time we moved to Poughkeepsie, Ivan the Terrible was the Czar. He was very cruel to the Peasants (of Poughkeepsie). Every winter he would strip ten virgins* in the public square. (Just opposite the Mort Rat Tearoom**) * See U.S. Document pamphlet #86942J. **Duncan Hines died here.
no offense taken. I'm capable of surviving someone disagreeing with me lol. that being said, I didn't mean to imply man was evil for domesticating animals...most of our domestication is for food purposes, and thats fine...I was only trying to say that because of our domestication of animals, and more so, or selective breeding of them, we've created breeds that are incapable of surviving on their own. My original point was that we've taken animals that would be natural enemies (dog and cat in this video) and have bred natural instinct out of them, attributed human characteristics to them when they do something unnatural and call it cute. In the end...none of this really matters and was nothing more than an attempt to spark a conversation. I'm very well disliked, misunderstood for always playing devils advocate. Now...on to the White Supremest thing. obviously I never implied any such thing...at least not to any one race. But we have in this and many nations bred people who are now, for lack of a better term, and to stick to the theme...domesticated. Unable to survive outside the dependence of "The System" be that food stamps, public housing or whatever. Much of the population has been rendered unable (unwilling?) to self sustain. Is it adaptation to, as Chaz stated, taking advantage of a situation which offers the easiest most comfortable and best chance of survival? Maybe...but that doesn't make it a good thing. For sake of argument...since we cling so strongly to the premise of survival of the fittest natural selection etc. one could argue that we're weakening our species by NOT letting nature take it's course, and allowing unfit specimens of the species to survive artificially, and thus pass on less than desirable genes. (I don't' believe this...again, devils advocate...but you could make a logical argument that we're inhibiting human development by not doing what we're taught "Nature" has been doing to all species for millions of years....weeding out the weaklings. Now we send them to special schools, give them special parking spaces, ramps etc. so that they can continue to survive and breed) I have some pretty good arguments against the line of thinking I just put forth, but I have more fun arguing for something I disagree with than for. Anyway...I have to go forage for my dinner and patch my Tepee. Peace!
The only really interesting 'interspecies' pairing was the monkey and the dog. And I'd hazard the only reason the monkey was grabbing hold of the dog for dear life was coz it's mom had already died.
All the others were just examples of what happens when 'cuddly' pets grow up in each others company under discipline that tells the larger animal to behave around the smaller one (or in the case of most dogs and cats, the dogs realise the cats can attack with 5 sets of pointy bits compared to their one)
That said I thought the dog at 0.47 maybe looked a little tense, in a "wondering if I could get away with eating the kitten quickly" kinda way; ears pricked forward, eyes focused firmly on the food, and with a sly glance around to see if the owner was watching
Anyone remember seeing the vid of those pelicans mingling with pigeons by a lake in some park or other? People were feeding bread to the pigeons then the pelicans started eating the pigeons.
The pelicans tried it with ducks too but the ducks fought harder and got spat out
Infinity/Moderator is interested in inter-species relationships.
OK, I know he's fucked off, but I can't resist this.
Infintiy/Moderator had a pet cat - of course! - and one night he was watching a porn movie. He thought: "Maybe I could stick my cock in the cat's ass."
So he got the poor, miserable kitten and stuffed his microscopic member in its ass.
After about four seconds, he dumped his load.
The cat was never the same again and vowed to hate humans forever.
And for the benfit of anybody who finds bestiality abhorrent - it can be quite good fun. But don't expect the animal to come back for more if you're like Infinity/Moderator.
He actually spawned a new industry - animal prostitutes.
When I was a kid we had a German Short haired pointer , and a ginger cat. They used to clean each and sleep together every night , thankfully they were both fixed.
However, if the Dog saw any other cat the normal instincts would kick in and he would attack the cat. In fact I saw an unknown cat torn to pieces by this gentle dog who slept with a cat every night.
Kind of like some of the commenters on Glumbert LOL.
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