jaja, after three videos, finally ia can say : first XD( for today), its amazing how far the motivation can be a part of a person even, if they don t have his arm or legs, this could be a example for many people about the superation :S
yes thay do move faster than me lol. but remember thier missing one or two legs. whereas i on the other hand am missing all five of my legs , so do the math!!!
i sent three of them to iraq and one to japan for another crazy clip. and the other one i just cant find any where.
Hey did you here the one about...the hooker with leprosy? Her business was falling apart! Or how bout the leper hockey team...there was a face off in the corner...oh and the leper the failed his driving test...he left his foot on the gas... and can't forget about the leper that had to quit poker...he kept throwing his hand in.........
Guten morgen.
I am, how do you say, laughing mein arse off at zese Yankee jokes. I haf one of mein own.
Knock knock!
Who is zer?
Rabz.
Rabz who?
Rabz ze philosopher who has ein giant cactus up his anus.
Boom geboom!!!!
Ach so Herr Rabz.
I haf tempted you from your self-imposed exile. You are - how do you say - taking ze bait, despite saying you vood not do so! Zis is not vorthy of so great ein sinker, und I am sinking your self esteem is perhaps in need of ein boost. Zerefore, I haf ein joke.
Knock knock!
Wer da?
Rabz.
Rabz who?
Rabz ee KY in mein arsen mutti!
do you dream in english or german or english with a german accent
i am swedish but dream in an ancient mongolian language called 'pith' is this familiar to you, i have to translate back every morning and low and behold i am reciting abba classic 'i had a dream'
Herr Skidmarks.
I haf sot you ver ein Svede. I believe Skidmarks is ein ancient Viking name meaning "man vith red hair who poop zee pantz in ein longboat".
Zis is ein amazing coincidence! I of course dream in Deutsch, but I too haf had dreams in "pith". Zo too did ze scribbler Goebells, or so he told me.
Eef you do zis on ein regular basis, zis is known as "taking ze pith".
thank you for the dream translate, my pantz are usually light blue and white which i imagine is a sub-conscious choice depicting the viking longboat sail.
The red hair is an unusual accessory in sweden but is looked upon as being a strong leader type quality, this is ok apart from the horned hatted mob that follow me to the shops while i peruse different styles of curling tongs.
Sink nothing of it, Herr Skidmarks.
Haf you tried ein mullet? Zis is sehr popular in Denmark, but zis proves only zat ze Danes are ein sehr boring race. Ven I vos last in Copenhagen I saw kvite amusing eskimos from Greenland begging in ze subvays. Zey are easy to ignite, as zey cover zehr bodies vith blubber.
Vot ein laugh ve had as zey screamed 67 vords for snow as zey burned to ein crisp! I sink as ein Svede you vill find zis acceptable.
while i cannot condone the setting light of an eskimo, on the realise of so many words for snow it could be looked upon as being an important educational exercise,
As for the mullet it is a cut i chose in the decade of the 80's with gay like abandonment and was popular with the girls with chisel like chins and the cheeks high on the face.
Haf you tried ein little moustache? I alvays found zat most effective for vooing ze frauleins. Und after ze "69" as ze English say, zer vos alvays sumsink zer to remind me of mein conquests.
Randal? Dude you must not be as sharp today. I can't believe you didn't notice that these are all vets of the war in Iraq!!! That's why they're amputees. Iraq. Iraq.
Randy, randy, ooooohhhhh randy.....why do you encourage our fauxdolphvanker , hmmmmmm? Keep rising to the bait, and this toxic bait will keep returning...gaaaaaaaaag!
Rabz...why are you so elusive? Your admirers miss you, even as fauxdolph scrambles his consonants for, clearly, his own amusement. Your comments "on topic" at other times have been thoughtful.
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