A Visit with Former Vice President Al Gore

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First:birdman
6 months ago
second?
6 months ago
third?!?!?!?!?!?
6 months ago
Has any former VICE president enjoyed greater notice/notoriety? It's not that I dislike him, it's just that I don't understand/know/appreciate him. Mr. Clean and the Jolly Green Giant, combined (missing, of course, a personality).
6 months ago
Being Green is a mental illness that can be cured!

45.75 ton carbon footprint and loving every minute of it!!!
6 months ago
cuz the warmingz not really happenning
and even if it is we didn't do it
i'm homeschooled too
6 months ago
HAMJ

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I love this sort of talk, the ignorance makes me laugh so much it makes my veggie sandals hurt me!!!

wake up you numb fucking skulls, the planet substances human life, everytime you get in your fucking trans am 7 litre fuck head machine you pollute a little bit more

who gives a fuck said the fucking neanderthal,

oh i was born to just take what i want and do what i want then die, well done you've done the easy obvious think, you have fell into the stupid trap, that 95% of people on this planet fall into
6 months ago
Skids
Couldn't tell...which percent do you fall?
6 months ago
You're so smooth streamline, now you're godly right or was it cream?

Your sarcarism is a constant disappointment for someone who takes the lords name so often

The above percentage was regarding being green aware, are you, i certainly am, i do the following:

Don't fly, stopped 4 years ago
Walk to work after moving house so i could walk to my office
Take holidays by train only
Recyle ever item of rubbish , 90% there (watch what packaging you buy)
Buy second clothing/toys for my daughter
Have a wormery
don't ever binge fly
Eat organic and fairtrade whenever poss
Give nearly 10% of my wage to charity, which includes FOE, Plan uk, sponsor a child who i write to in Africa

so am i the majority , i wish i was streamlined , i wish i was!
6 months ago
You've been misinformed, Skidmarks. What does bad science have to do with religious beliefs? Bad science embarrasses good science and men of good sense more than it does people of faith, and I'm afraid all the math, all the physics and all the logic/common sense/reason are on the side of those who are beginning to see your side as a giant.
If you're suggesting Christians (a belief that cannot be proved or disproved scientifically) cannot be taken seriously in matters of science, then what standard do we apply flat-earth secular religionists who believe in things that can be disproved and are on a daily basis. Your just asking politicians to cover the embarrassing warts on your logic by outlawing dissent. I recall hearing/seeing that in the past...no, not George Bush, but Adolph Hitler. You can look it up, it was in all the papers.
You sound smart when you use your own words. but when you recite the cant of the boobies,, well....
6 months ago
Well, Skids...I was going to respond, but the words I had aren't as good as Chummins.

Enjoy your greenery and good on you for doing it. I have a different set of standards involving planting and tending.
6 months ago
Chummin and streamlined

keeping things simple for me more than you guys:

My green habits i look upon as being respectful towards the earth (God made heaven and earth so thats got to be good)

My consumer habits where i use fairtrade i look at as being humane (Humanity is a good thing right, probably promoted by God)

My charity i look upon as being charitable, in an imbalanced world it may alleviate some western guilt if looked upon cynically (But charity is a good thing if done for the right reason and not self recognition, which god would recognize right ?)

As for the Hitler or the government comment, i don't see how my decision to carry out the above has anything to do with bush/hitler, ok my actions are based upon scientific evidence/theory, but also common sense surely

Or are you saying that the green issue is not an issue and faith will see you through above and beyond these trivial concerns of man? maybe the green issue is a distraction? and faith will conker all?

i believe in science but i do believe in some form of magic with it

People like to see magic tricks, forget that look at the sunrise, my point here is i have faith but i like to mix it with common sense this grounds me, how do you see it?
5 months ago
Skids
I have no problem with your greenery. Keep it up. I live a very conservative (literal sense) life with very little impact.
The large problem that I (and many, many others) have is with the modern Environmental Movement. It has created false catastrophes and exagerrated claims for about 40 years. I am still waiting for any global prediction that has been promoted by this movement to come true or even approach it.
It was your first post that was silly...patently silly. If you believe the catastrophic predictions of the Leafy Greens, then more pwer to you. But, keep your (ultimately) leftist definitions of compassion and charity out of the gubment...which is one of the larger points made by those opposing Al Gore's vain rise in notoriety, if not in influence. How often do so few have to be so wrong before people stop swallowing their bilge?!

If I paint you with too broad a brush (non-lead based paint, of course), my apologies.
5 months ago
I brought Hitler into the conversation because most the global warming crowd (Gore has actually asked for) that dissent be stifled. That's happening everywhere, and it was exactly the same tactic used by the Nazis in Germany 1934-1938 or so against the professional and science classes. Most of America is more green than you probably know, except some notable rich people, Gore and Hollywood crowd among them, who came up with the carbon offset credits to cover their excesses. One generation after Lenin, even while Stalin was alive, party leaders were using similar logic to justify stretch limos and private dachas, i.e. the creation of a higher class of equals among equals....citizen Robespierre.
It's a law of nature, in other words...human nature. Within one generation bureaucrats totally forget or subordinate the mission that put them in power and they gather power, and the accoutrements of power unto themselves. That's a law.
That's why, with all its warts, i like the current system, where rich people from time to time get to moon poor schmos like you and me.
I came up in the environmental movement in the 70s. I was in all the papers, and am still one. Between 1969- and the early nineties, air and water quality, including (especially) pollution in this country improved by app 95%. You can look up the exact numbers, I'm doing this acapella.
Since that time all the political currency of the left has been toward spending, in real; dollars, 3x-4x the money it took to get hat 90% drop to get another 1% drop? The Global warming scam is just one more attempt, only from a different direction.
Why? Welll, my own, based on experience in the past and common sense, is that cleaner air, less fuel or other carbon emissions has nothing to do with it...but political control does.
I approve of anyone who wants to be green in whatever way floats your boat. Again, I'm as green as they get. But i will not condone the tearing up the US Constitution and handing our country over to a bunch of science-based politicians (talk about your oxymorons) and bureaucrats because I know what will happen. We already have 75 years of proof. All you have to do, as I did in the early 90s is fly out of Frankfurt and fly east. At the Polish border the sky, at 35,000 feet turned dark with pollution. I didn't see the sky for 2 months in Russia and Ukraine even though there were no clouds! Anyone who thinks that sort of govt will save us from a climatic disaster is wrong, at the least, dark and agenda driven at the worst.
I don't mind debating global warming with anyone, just for the fun of it, but I won't argue the politics of it. Been there, see that. On that account, I fight.
You sound like a fellow who can think for yourself. I started out in state agency in environmental control when there was one lawyer and 150 environmental scientists in a variety of disciplines. They even got their hands dirty. Within five years after I left there as many lawyers as there scientists. At EPA the "eternal" mission (infinite) mission is to regularly assess water., air etc quality. It's a function of science. The finite mission is to regulate, i.e., make new rules. There just isn't a need for new regs every day, at least from the scientists' point of viw, and the law. So how do regulators justify their rice bowl? It's common sense really, but at least you can see why scientists have been subordinated to lawyers in the environmental agencies. What will the preachers do when the Devil is saved? They lose their fucking jobs, that's what. Bureaucrats don't do that.
My enemy, in fact, our enemy here at the Scat Patrol, aren't green earthers, but the type of government they want to superimpose on us all in order to exercise their idea of power.
You can of course draw a middle course, but you have to clear about it. You seem like the sort of person who can articulate your own ideas clearly, so i suggest you do.
Now you know how we feel here.
Cheers

Oh, Stream, i hear they had a pray-in in Georgia on the governor's lawn. I hear rain's already in the forecast. If God answers prayers in under a week that's still faster than you get seen by a doctor at a Toronto ER. Worth considering, oh ye of little faith.
5 months ago
And the citizens of Georgia said, "Amen."
5 months ago
And then you wonder why people think you're a bunch of backwoods, nutjob hicks.

Hurry up, Jethro.

You and yer kinfolk will be late for your book-burning, tent-revival sermon.
5 months ago
Canuck...did you catch the part where...IT RAINED?

I'll keep my faith in Him, you keep yours in Google.
5 months ago
Oh boy.

I guess ya got me there, Stream-O.

There's a couple of wars going on right now; a massive death toll in Darfur with thousands dying each day; repeated tornados and hurricanes hammering a lot of States, causing deaths and untold property damage; little kids dying in the most disgusting of shitholes around the world in every minute that we breath.......

And The Man Upstairs STILL has enough time to make it RAINNNNNNN in some isolated dung heap in Dixie Land, in order to save The Flock that lives there.

Yup. I can see how that works.

You're an insane, misguided zealot.

And I'm going to have my forces burn every last one of you heathen at the stake (just for being naive and misguided, if nothing else).
5 months ago
BTW:

Hey Stream:

Would it upset you or your Carlysle Group, if I tortured and killed a few of your Saudi brethren right in front of you?

Ya. You'd probably cry like a baby, and beg me not to do it.



You like them too much, 'cuz they iz yo' FRIENDZZZZZ.

Better to have it done to a Canuck, right?

Of course it is.
5 months ago
A pray-in for rain...Holy shit. Somethin' tells me all is not well in the state of Georgia!

Streamy, where d'yall live?

LOL!
6 months ago
LMAO LMAO

EXCELSIORRR!!!

Manbearpig MUST be stopped!!!
6 months ago
LOL, "Manbearpig" was killed in my imagination.
6 months ago
Don't you just heart South Park randall..hahah

My favorite parts of "Imagination Land" were the parts that starred the one and only Al Gore.
5 months ago
Its the one of my few favorite's surfer and I own all the dvd's LOLOLOL!
6 months ago
This guy is human debris. Fake stuffed shirt, false pretenses, heart string money grubbing lying election losing Limousine Liberal. Its all about YOUR dollars, nothing else. Don't kid yourself. Read up on him people, you will find out he isn't ANYTHING he stands for. Fake, like all liberals. If he had been elected you would all be praying to Allah right now.
6 months ago
wooohoo!!!
fido,,you crazy muthafuka
(wiping a tear of laughter)
i'll say one thing though
you almost had some damn fine alliteration goin there buddy
6 months ago
Nothing to dispute there, Fido
6 months ago
Just don't call him a c**k-sucking muther-f**ker. The Commies on the other side have used thse words up. ...tasteless bastards.
6 months ago
Chimppin, You really are a foul mouthed idiot!
5 months ago
Maybe you got a point.

Better to have an illiterate, language-mangling, fucknut, cowboy-wannabe as President instead.

I can see that.
6 months ago
Good impression of Gore - fully discloses his lack of knowledge and intelligence on the global warming issue he discusses.

As a person, he is as useless as the any of the worst Vice-Presidents in US history;

- Is it common knowledge that the data he bases all of his information on is from NASA, and they have admitted that the information is tainted and not reliable due to an incorrect base temperature measurement?
- Is it common knowledge that Jimmy Carter established a committee to examine the issue of "Global Cooling" headed by Walter Mondale (more fucking useless than Gore - but not by much) that included several scientists that concluded that we were heading into a global ice age cycle?
- Is it common knowledge that global climate cycles include general times of warming (like the dirty 30's and desert like conditions in parts of North America) and general cycles of cooling including the years of 1960's to the late 1970's where ice caps increased in depth and agricultural harvest was diminished in the Northern Hemisphere?

Probably not. Gore is fucking useless cunt and belongs in the throngs of silicon valley VC's.


Good vid though!
6 months ago
Screw the Oscars, Emmys, MILFs and whatever other self congratulating prizes he may have won

But, doesn't receiving a Nobel Peace prize actually stand for something?

Guess not
6 months ago
Not any more
5 months ago
Guess Not x10
5 months ago
So, who gives a fuck what YOU dimwits think?
6 months ago
Don't know much about Gore

do know he has made the eco issue known to jo public, that to me deserves credit

i take my hat off to that
6 months ago
living a green life just so happens to make sense to me, does it not you?
6 months ago
No it fucking doesn't skid. It's boring, soulless and dull. It's practised by puritans and tree huggers who I wouldn't trust to run a rodeo never mind save the planet.
6 months ago
you're an idiot
5 months ago
Yup.
6 months ago
when something in live seems different, don't be scared of it, sniff around it, try it, see what all the fuss is about then and only then have an opinion on it
6 months ago
I'm with you on that one skidmarks. Camuck's an asshole and we oughta shoot him into space.
6 months ago
jimmyusa is the man here.

Now, I have a face that looks like an arse following surgery for drug abuse, but I do know about climate change.
It happens.
Get over it.

Every planet changes or has changed, mainly for the worse - Earth's stupid inhabitants are just another reason Earth is headed that way too.
But we shouldn't worry - our kids and grandkids are all going to die anyway, just like us. The way they die is largely irrelevant in the geological timescale.
Let's all make whooppee because it is sadly far too late to do anything about our planet. At least have a good time.
6 months ago
If you still need help, check out www.aberdeenhypnotherapy.co.uk

Gore could do with these guys!
6 months ago
you are adolfvanker and you work for the aberdeengazette
6 months ago
I wish! Good one skid.
6 months ago
Nein! I am adolfvanker!!
6 months ago
I am Spartacus!
6 months ago
I am Britney Spears!
6 months ago
Do you need a drink or some drugs?
6 months ago
I am mitercut!
6 months ago
I am adolfvanker!
6 months ago
I am pissed off!
6 months ago
hey gores just the messenger
6 months ago
chuck.
yeah, but the message is wrong and he is responsible for believing it. This guy wasn't going anywhere in politics, so he's just on a bandwagon. If he hadn't done it, Tony Blair would have. Or some other asshole.
5 months ago
i gues the scientifik community is wrong
i'm homeschooled too
we just study bible
fuck science
5 months ago
Hey Mako...I mean, Chuckles...Are you a part of that scientific community?
Which Bible are you reading? I never knew educated Christians spoke like that.
5 months ago
And how would YOU know? It's not like YOU are a PRACTICING, much less "educated", "christian", are you?
5 months ago
Always practicing, my friend...always practicing.
Since you clearly know and understand Christianity, what does an educated Christian believe.

Hint: You can find answers to these and other exciting questions on the Intenet!
5 months ago
Is that 'practicing' as in 'practicing what you preach' Stream'o'BS?

I'm happy you say you'll keep practicing; you obviously need to.

We KNOW you'll always keep preaching
6 months ago
Are there alias's talking to themselves on here, if so you need to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror at yourself for a while and ask yourself this

why was i born?
6 months ago
morning skid.
6 months ago
Randlaflagg

Good to hear from you always reading your posts my friend, trying to stay calm amongst all this mayhem !!!

take it easy
6 months ago
Skid!
I'm NOT an alias. I'm just me.
However, would you like to know more about aceinyoface? Wouldn't you all?

He's an 18-year-old student from LaGrange and he's married.

YOU LIKE THAT ACE? DO YA?
6 months ago
i wasn't saying you are, just a general question
6 months ago
.................
AND -
HIS NAME IS AZAEL MENDEZ

I'm the outer!
6 months ago
You mean the writer of the satanic hand sign? Wow thought you'd be older!

Love the name tho.
6 months ago
AND HIS WIFE'S GETTING A CALL PRETTY SOON.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
6 months ago
Looked him up in the book. Yeeehahhhhh!
6 months ago
now look what you've done you bastard!
6 months ago
I was born because my mother copulated with a gorilla.
Life is good.
6 months ago
Quit telling all my secrets!
6 months ago
And I wondered where my dad was all theses years.

Who'd a thunk it! Hanging out under a banana tree all this time.

Hmm... Think I'll join him! :))
6 months ago
Thank You Evil Twin!
6 months ago
Think nothing of it. We are from the same spawn of the jungle, mighty warriors crusading in the name of truth and righteousness.

Wimoweh - a Wimoweh -aWimoweh!!
6 months ago
Hey up boy!
6 months ago
My aunt is a wildebeest.
6 months ago
And you son is a cocksucker.
6 months ago
you are an idiot
5 months ago
Yup.
6 months ago
randal - just google aceinyoface and you can see his board profile. What a weird looking dork! And what an asshole for having the same nickname on Glumbert.
6 months ago
I just went and looked at that! And if that is our ace then....LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Me I play a lot of poker on line mostly holdem , Hell I'm playing now as I write this!
I thought Ace was a poker player also? That to funny!
6 months ago
surely ace in your face is a common saying, that may not be the guy who posts on here?
6 months ago
It's him alright skid. Check him out.
Fits the psycho-profile perfectly. Student, plenty of time on his hands, married too young, shades, college geek. I tell you, read it - NO DOUBT ATALL!!
Next he'll be slaughtering his buddies....
6 months ago
Hey chucknocretin!

Glad I have that effect on you.
6 months ago
Randal!
Trust me - that's him. What a loser!!
Maybe you played online against him?
I'm in the process of outing another poster as we speak.
WATCH THIS SPACE FOR A REAL LAUGH.
6 months ago
AS PROMISED RANDAL AND ANYBODY ELSE INTERESTED........

idruid - the real one, not the alias "idriud" is a divorced 24-year-old landscape gardener from Buffalo.
Name: Lester Broen (hobbies - birdwatching, gaming and blading).

CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?
6 months ago
No Arse, I know for a fact That the idruid you are profiling and the one who posts on this site are not the same!! LOL!
6 months ago
OK Randal.
You maybe know better, but if that's not him, there must be more than one idruid!
Spoooky!!
6 months ago
Oh, believe me! I play poker w/ idruid!

And its a guy who lives about ten miles from me here!

I'm about to call him and tell him to look up whatever you post up here. lol!
6 months ago
Tell me , did you just google the name?
6 months ago
No way!
There must be more than one guy calling himself IDRUID!
Amazing, but I'm happy to believe you.
5 months ago
SNL sucks. One-note jokes repeated for four minutes. Liam Neeson on the Irish home improvement show was great tho.
5 months ago
Whoa.
This has been ana amazingly emeotionally charged exchange of thoughts and ideas from one end of the universe of belief/science/fact/thought to the other. I see no actual Blood on the cyber-walls and so I guess that is a good thing, and one that I might commend. I am new to Glumbert. My own personal thots? well...in closest proximity, any one who names his or herself "Arse Face: may perhaps deserve the term. I dunno. Some one earlier commended his ownself on his "Green-ness." Well, I am an Oregonian. Since 4 years of age. I married a 5th generation Oregonian, and if you are in the USA, you know all of the tree-hugging-flannel-birkenstockness that goes with it. It is a sin - almost legally prosecuted in this state, to not recycle. Anyway, I can attest to the notions of environmentalists, rightfully as well as wrongfully, which might apply to our forrests and waht not. These same people, through VERY good intentiosn are causing much harm to our environment. Surely, there is a happy medium?
Humans are the "keepers" of the planet. The "stewards" of nature.
What does that mean?
We are to give our all, to the betterment of not only the other species around us, but to other humans firstly.
Does that mean I can get pissed and invalidate the man who cuts me off in traffic? It means I should make way for him against my OWN sense of convenience. We blithely quote our John (Lennon) "Peace begins with me" we say. O what Bull. Do we have ANY clue? Peace means I am putting the needs of others before my own. If you are a religious person, then your bible verse is a quote from Jesus that says " "not merely looking to your own needs but also to the needs of others" or some close proximity - I am not a frikkin bible scholar people!


Anyway, my point is, Nature is here to serve humans. Humans are required by design (not mere evolution) to provide, protect and serve Nature - and Nature firstly being Aach Other, to our own hurt/inconvenience. I mean what kind of world would it be, if we quit worrying about saving the fucking whales and worried more about saving the ganster kids? What if we served the annoying "Simpsons" who lived two houses down in stead of PBS?
What if...?
Two gigantic words.
What if...?

What if we quit worrying about plants and animals, and worried more about each other and quit thinking that "We deserve better" or that we "have rights?"

What if...our nations idea of the "Right to Pursue Happiness" was all bogus?
Happiness is shit.
It gets flushed the next minute something negative or distracting comes along.
What value is there in pursuing happiness?
Criminy - if that isn't the stupidest phrase in our constitution, I don't know what is? I think it is probably the ONLY stupid phrase in our constitution - then again maybe its in the Declaration of Independance? You smart people feel free to correct me there. AnyWAY.....you know what I am getting at.
Happiness is about SELF. Living for YOUR self is stupid, wasteful and wrong and in the end, will leave you empty and sad.
Living for the preservation of the Environment is also similar in its limitations.
Living to love one another - to ones own hurt - now THERE is something!
I cannot EVER do it perfectly.
Neither can you.
But to try...
and to keep such ideals in ones head...
surely...
that would be ...
something?
if nothing else, it would be absolutely Godly...
God-like? nay.....dare I say it...
Christian?
5 months ago
Christ! What a moron.

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