Pirates are people who commit the crime of piracy. From the original meaning of robbery at sea, usage of the term has extended to aviation and intellectual property.
Glumbert has reached a new low with the last six videos. Drivel, drivel, drivel, drivel, drivel and drivel. How about a limerick competition? I'll go first.
There was a young man called kingryan, His brain it was constantly fryin'; So he logged on this site And wrote nothing but shite, That vacuous creep called kingryan.
Oh what bore this scatological offince they should make a large penance His oral capacity is astounding found that out after the ass pounding A stultifying stool A useless tool kingryan
There once was a boy who refused to grow up,
Spent most of the day on his Mom's B-cup,
He came to this site with nothing to say,
Most of us wish he'd just go away,
Or take some advice and shut the hell up.
There once was a boy named kingryan I Fucked him in his twat like a wild lion sweat dripping off my jewels He licked it up like a fool What shitty fuck kingryan
Hey manolo, what does 'stoped' mean? Fucktards. *Yeah, let's all call kingryan dumb.* (Even though we can't even spell dumb) xD When is this gonna end guys? When are you going to give up?
Guess what yours truly just found. That bit archangel posted a couple days ago, his little 'poem'? Well, those are actually the lyrics from a couple of Linkin Park songs, "Nobody's Listening" and I can't remember the others. And the little crap passed it off as his own!
Once when asked what her preferences on food were, the hopelessly dumb blond fartknocker replied: "Well, usually I eat my mom raw. But occasionally my dad adds a little spice."
Obahtafucur Such a crawling little cur, That wishes for wit like mine, But alas, oh what rue, The mans wish can't come true For his mouth is still stuffed by his father's serpentine.
The sorrow of ButtocksThe day buttocks was born, He was doomed to become forlorn, Left alone on the street, With no clothes, no food to eat And no parents at all to speak of.
Oh, how hard he worked to become Something more than completely dumb, But still through it all, When he should have stood tall, He couldn't even remember to wipe his own ass.
Me wonder what glorg will look like in time you call 22492BC----me already look worse than shown----I try to get sweet rain from stinging ball hanging in ginko tree---me get stings in eyes and fall down on glorg making him mess his loin fur---arhg arhg arhg so funny I almost mess mine
There once was site named Glumbert Where posters emerged from their yurts Scatological twits With no reason nor wit Invaded and rendered it dirt. -Lord Stutz (Soiled, disillusioned, bloodied, but unbowed.)
Chuck Norris went back in time to try and stop the Lincoln assassination. Unfortunately, he got there in time to stop the bullet, but when it bounced off his beard the president%u2019s head exploded in sheer amazement.
Get a Facebook account. There is an application there called 'Bathroom Wall.' It's really nothing more than a bunch of teenagers posting whatever they want. I think that would be good forum for you. You can make all the stupid postings you want, and the people that read them will really want to read them.
And you can leave the grown ups alone.
Don't want to? It sure would be a shame if the server admins had to block your IP address. Problem with that is that you could pick up another IP. Should that happen, the admins will just block your entire subnet. That would really piss off the common folk like me if I was unlucky enough to be on the same subnet as you.
I suppose I shouldn't use big words like, 'IP address, subnet, admins' because you are just an uneducated little kid who doesn't understand how computer systems work. As far as you know, you hit the power button and magic happens.
That wasn't clear enough? Fuck off back to YouTube junior wanker.
Ok sven, here's my tribute to you: - There once was a lady named sven Who was raped by her father quite often She begged of him, "Please, no!" But no relent did he show And although it wore her down, he did not soften. - Well time passed, and she needed relief But no outlet did she find for her grief Until one day To our dismay A Google search brought her to our haven. - Yes, eventually, she found glumbert The sad and forlorn little pervert Because of her dad, She's now quite raving mad; And we must all deal with her bullshit. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Paris Hilton was born in 1981. In 2040 she will be 59. Her mother (Kathy Richard) is 49 right now and doesn't look anything like that, the picture is of someone that is in their 80s.
Angelina Jolie was born in 1975. In 2040 she will be 65. Her mother (Marcheline Bertrand) was 57 when she died last year, and doesn't look anything like that, again it looks like someone in their 80s...
Etc...
Now, if you want to tell me that this is what some of these people will look like in 2070, I could believe that, although one would hope that those people will age better than that.
Bush is mad at the Ruskis and he's tellin' them to stop in Georgia.
That means he's a warmonger, right? Obama would deal with it better, right?
Obama would speak Putin's lingo, right?
Canadians can stand back and look at world affairs with a clear, objective eye, right?
Cos we don't do fuck all and just mind our own business, right?
Fuck you all! Right?
Cut and paste something from a newspaper, right?
Pretend to be an intellectual, right? OK?
I mean, if it was left up to me, the world's problems would just melt away, eh?
I mean, why don't anybody listen to me?
I got all the answers, right?
Marvellous stuff Mr Canuck. Are you sure you wouldn't like to communicate further with an admirer?
I know you've rejected my attempts previously, but you know what they say - "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!"
just for the record..... i'm against this war and the next one too ...
and yes it's about oil...
Same As the Old Boss: Both McCain and Obama's Advisors Want War in Georgia Thursday, Aug 14, 2008
Georgia is located in Eurasia, is a gateway to other Eurasian countries, and possesses important oil pipelines.
For months previous to the start of hostilities in the Georgia-Russian war, American trainers have been getting the Georgians ready for war.
As revealed in a July article in the Atlanta Journal Constitution: large contingent of Georgia Army National Guard soldiers flew to the Republic of Georgia on Sunday for joint military exercises at a time when tension is brewing in the region.
...... you won't hear it on the tv news, but Georgia started the war.
It is clear that the U.S. has been behind Georgia's military adventures.
McCain
McCain's top foreign affairs advisor was until very recently a high-level Georgian lobbyist , a neocon, and a key player in pushing fake intelligence and the Iraq war. He is a chickenhawk who is very good at starting wars.Former LA Times journalist Robert Scheer thinks the war was started to boost McCain's election chances.
Obama
Obama's top foreign policy advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski, wrote in his book The Grand Chessboard, that the top priority for the U.S. was seizing control of Eurasia and its rich oil resources.
Here are some sample quotes:
"Ever since the continents started interacting politically, some five hundred years ago, Eurasia has been the center of world power." (p. xiii) "It is imperative that no Eurasian challenger emerges, capable of dominating Eurasia and thus of also challenging America. The formulation of a comprehensive and integrated Eurasian geostrategy is therefore the purpose of this book." (p. xiv) CHow America manages Eurasia is critical. A power that dominates Eurasia would control two of the world's three most advanced and economically productive regions. A mere glance at the map also suggests that control over Eurasia would almost automatically entail Africa's subordination, rendering the Western Hemisphere and Oceania geopolitically peripheral to the world's central continent. About 75 per cent of the world's people live in Eurasia, and most of the world's physical wealth is there as well, both in its enterprises and underneath its soil. Eurasia accounts for about three-fourths of the world's known energy resources." (p.31) It is clear that the US is following Brzezinski's playbook for Eurasia.
Indeed, this is exactly what Mikhail Gorbachev was referring to when he wrote:
.....By declaring the Caucasus, a region that is thousands of miles from the American continent, a sphere of its national interest, the United States made a serious blunder.
Bottom line: Both McCain and Obama's top foreign policy advisors want a war. And, obviously, the other neocons and assorted hawks want one also. Indeed, the U.S. is now sending troops into Georgia under the pretense of giving humanitarian aid ...
HEY Chuck!
Don't know where you get your inside information but you're sure a cool guy.
Wish we had more clued-up guys like you.
I'm just a simple Canadian, but it seems to me that I could handle US foreign policy pretty good, eh?
After all, we got snow and timber and French idiots and lots of space per capita.
I suppose I could die tomorrow and nobody would notice. But here on Glumbert they might make a noise if I told them I was drawing my last breath.
So here goes - the world is horrible and governments are cruel. Canadians are cool people and Americans can't be trusted to look after their own affairs.
By the way, I masturbate continually to videos of Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam.
Well well well, another fucktard asswipe I see, gee we're all so stupid here (I guess most above really are, now that I see who's posting) that we can't figure out this lame ass alias attempt. PATHETIC FOOL go choke on a used tampon will ya!
There goes another one. Good riddance, I say. Maybe now we can pick up the pace on this issue, and EXPEDITE matters, re: the rest of them.
As my alias/stalker/admirer/intimidated one/coat-tail dragger above brought up the Russian-Georgian war, I'll add this to the mix: ain't it funny how Georgie-Boy pisses and moans at the Russians for "invading a sovereign nation"?? I mean......isn't that just a FUCKIN' HOOT??? I laughed my ass off when that came outta his mouth! And the Russian foreign minister put the dumb, hypocritical fuck in his place, by saying "I don't know who Bush's speechwriters are, but he had better decide quickly whether he wants a legitimate, working partnership......or if he instead wants to 'defend a pet project'.
Bingo! But it's doubtful Georgie-Boy will do anything beyond give lip service to this issue; after all, we're not talking about a small rinky-dink nation here, that has nothing, and that he can slap around at his whim-and-fancy......nope. Russia can HIT BACK. Hard. That means Georgie-Boy can (and will) sit back, and shut his fat yap. I said here a LONG time ago, that if the old Soviet Union were still around, it would have kept the stupidity of men like Georgie-Boy and his neo-con buddies in check; as it stood, there wasn't. And now we've seen the results of a leader allowed to operate without any check-and-balance. Until now. "Sovereign nation", my ass. When a "sovereign nation" like Kuwait (i.e. a dictatorhip) was invaded by Iraq in the Persian Gulf War, well fuck, his daddy couldn't get in there FAST enough, to rescue this "sovereign nation" .....oh the horror! The injustice! But Georgia? Whoops. Oh no. The country doing the "invading" this time.....can HIT BACK. Maybe we better just give them a good tongue-lashing. Ya. That should do it. BAD Russkies. Bad, bad, bad, BAD Russkies. There. That'll show'em. Commie-Pinkos. Maybe the Russkies got a bit of a bleeding nose when THEY invaded Afghanistan in the early 80's.....but if Napoleon or Hitler were alive today, I think they'd have a clear opinion as to their experiences in tangling with them. Oh fuck yeah. Now, when I look around me at todays generation of obese, spoiled, lazy, video-game-worshipping, spoon-fed, celebrity-gazing, Big Mac-sucking, PETA-loving fucking dorks in North America (yes, I mean in BOTH Canada AND the U.S.)....I ask myself: "Do WE have what it takes to do what the Russians did against the Germans at Stalingrad? If THEY landed in Toronto or Washington or Vancouver or California.....would WE have the fucking BALLS to do what THEY did? All of it....down to the last man, woman, child, shell-casing, stone, slingshot and even jumping in front of an 88 mm incoming?? They used to tie a rope around their kids' waists, and lower them onto Nazi tanks, to drop grenades into them, then pull them back up. If they didn't pull them back up fast enough or in time....well, then, too-bad-so-sad.....little Ivan Jr. died a hero, defending the Motherland. Carry on. Next time any of you go out shopping, or for a stroll or whatever....look around you; take a GOOD look around you: can YOU see ANYONE around capable of doing THAT? Anyone who has that kind of moxy, or chutzpah? Fucking doubtful.
If Georgie-Boy is smart (which he isn't)....he'll watch his fuckin' mouth.
There.
That was my rant. Haven't done that in a long while.
Not only are most of my neighbors incapible of doing that, they would'nt even DREAM of it.
I say most because there seems to be a small pocket of folks out there (and it's growing) that are very much willing AND ABLE to risk it all to protect what they believe in.
I just realized why this fire was lit under my ass (and illustrates my point above):
My next-door neighbour is a good guy.....but he's married to a self-centered slob-of-a-wife. Anyways, they have a cat named Casey, see? Well, yesterday, poor Casey was not feeling well, i.e., had an enlarged bladder, was lethargic, etc. Anyways, The Princess (that's what the rest of us call his wife) throws a goddamn kinipshin, and rushes Casey to the vet. And he's still there. $1,500 bucks AND COUNTING. That dosen't include the fucking medication that you know he'll have to come back with. I get home last night, and I'm talking to Travis outside, and I could tell he ain't happy. Not at all. He says to me, "Do you know how hard I have to work to make up $1,500 dollars?". Fuck sakes. He says if there still wasn't a part of him that gives a flying fiddlers fuck about his wifes feelings.... then Casey would have met a VERY swift fate. I told him, "Christ, man! I'LL give ya fifty bucks to take him; Casey'll feed my family for a week!" (Casey's pretty fucking fat).
Anyways, it's stories like this one, that makes me think ALL of society has pretty well lost its goddamn bearings. I'd sooner hand that fifteen hundred bucks to a rummy in downtown Toronto.
Yeah, I agree with ya there Canner. We somehow wind up with this prime example of a single-celled organism as president, and now.. we're up to our knees in shit half way around the world. Yeah, Bush has room to chastise those Russians, yep. And Canuck, all your above tripe ignored, it's getting worse. Look at our options for voting. We have 3 candidates, basically: The first one is shit, the second one is shit, and the third one is a whopping monumental pile of shit. (Obama, McCaine, Hillary. In THAT order.) No matter which one gets the most votes, this is gonna be trouble. Although, arguably, anything would be better than George. Although, since none of us can REALLY do anything about it though, I say it's time to combine a few pictures of Hillary, Bush, Obama, and McCaine, some tape, a post, and your favorite rifle. Happy shooting!
I hope you're right, Goldie. I DO hope it gets bigger, in that sense. But something tells me, that we all have a long, long way to go to elevate that sense from a "community" level....to a "national" one. THAT....is the real test.
By-the-by.....I just now looked at my personal message board, and finally saw all the posts, so I'll save myself some time by posting a response here, and thanks to all who did so, and it sure is swell to see that some of the Old Timers are STILL around. Also, I am worried about Riza; jeez, after her last post, I kind of thought that she had indulged in some of the Good Stuff found in B.C. ; hey kiddo...you okay??? LOL! My advice to you, is to drink heavily.....okay? Good.
Again, thanks to all that dropped by to say "HI" (except for the retards that STILL crave my attention).
Nobody else understands that Bush is a tosser. Only me. I have insight. I can teach you all how to be liberals. I once went on a vista view train. I am God.
You are a huge masturbating wanker! CANADIANS EAT SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST THEN CRAP YOU OOUT WHILE LAUGHING LIKE MANIACS. By the way, George Bush is a moron.
What the fuck is going on here? A fake canuck arguing with a moron! Give it up for fuck's sake. BTW, my dick has actually grown since I was last here. I really amn't boasting. It's just a fact. I know some woen don't like huge pricks, but most of them are at least interested when thye see them, whicjh is more than can be said for limp little boys like kingryan. Maybe I'm misjudging him, but I get the impression he is a tiny dicked asshole. He certainly doesn't have a brain worth bothering about. So what DOES he have going for him?
There once was a Canadian named Canuck, Who was constantly verbally struck But if he weren't such a twat Or so stupid at that; He MIGHT actually have some friends.
Ok sven, here's my tribute to you: - There once was a lady named sven Who was raped by her father quite often She begged of him, "Please, no!" But no relent did he show And although it wore her down, he did not soften. - Well time passed, and she needed relief But no outlet did she find for her grief Until one day To our dismay A Google search brought her to our haven. - Yes, eventually, she found glumbert The sad and forlorn little pervert Because of her dad, She's now quite raving mad; And we must all deal with her bullshit. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Obahtafucur Such a crawling little cur, That wishes for wit like mine, But alas, oh what rue, The mans wish can't come true For his mouth is still stuffed by his father's serpentine.
I'm outta here for the next 3 days... temps here in Pacific Northwest are gonna be close to 100 degrees F. (in the mts. by me) Need some cool, clear, water... with a Sangria back. : ) Peace!
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