Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

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2 years ago
I'm smarter and taller than a 5th grader too! Not by much though?
2 years ago
Am I smarter than a fifth grader? AM I SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER? Well............................I used to be. Damn weed, and rum, coffee, beer, tequila, schnapps, vodka, whiskey, Jeagermeister, copier fluid, airplane glue, gin, malt liquor, paint thinner, 'schrooms, beans, 'ludes, coke, acid.............................................................................................................................................where was I? Oh ya, I like thurtles.
2 years ago
I still fuckin hate chihuahuas.

This is getting to be a problem now.

Turtles keewl. Chihuahuas. Bad.
2 years ago
M - I'm selling my chihuahua chipper for $200, its rated at 40 Dogs per Hour.
2 years ago
Excellent news. Does it come with the hair remover attachment or do you want extra for that?
2 years ago
Etats-Unis - Nul points.
2 years ago
I am new to zis glumbert. Can any of you Americans tell me why you are all so stupid? I tell you, if ve had won ze var, ve vould have educated ze ones ve did not kill so much better. Und ze trains would have run on time!! Zis is almost unbelievable. Is it typical?
2 years ago
I hope that isn't a "French" accent, because there was a video a while ago showing a french man who knew jack shit as well.

http://glumbert.com/media/frenchastronomy
2 years ago
No one cares what a pedophile thinks..
2 years ago
Herr Vanker,

Na Kleiner, komm doch mal mal ruber. Erst, blas mich. Du bist die hobbyflecken und gestigt zuruckgeblieben.

Tschuss.
2 years ago
Ist Colonel dein bruber?
2 years ago
Nein, Colonel ist nicht mein bruder.
2 years ago
The answer to your question is no, it's not typical that Americans are stupid.
Since your here though answer this. Why are all the french people pussies? BTW have a nice day PUSSY!
2 years ago
Jeez, I thought my math sucked! The reason, adolfwanker, is that so many Americans watch this kind of crap, and the real dumbshits post on glumbert with some lame as fake accent!
2 years ago
M- I bet you wish this woman was a customer. Think of the bill for materials you could submit. "Your small kitchen required 19000 sq ft of laminate flooring."
2 years ago
LOL pod, I like your thinking!
2 years ago
Guten abend Herr Mitercut. Your comments haf been noted. Are you by any chance related to ze Mitercuts of Mainz, famous for zer rudeness und unusual facial hair?
2 years ago
how'd ya know that? Vell hunginzen shtoo!
2 years ago
We as a country are stupid and lazy. I wish my German fathers would've won the war! Oh wait, we just took all of their scientists and adopted their foriegn policy! It's like you WON the war! Bush is a stupid Hitler.
2 years ago
WTF? I hope that chick doesn't breed. That's all we need is more stupid people.
2 years ago
Introduce her to the french guy who had the slight problems with astronomy and there is a chance that in a generation or two their descendents are not even fit to breed any more...
2 years ago
Good lord she is brain dead.
2 years ago
This is why I stick to Jeopardy.........
2 years ago
Jeopardy? The morons on "Wheel of Fortune" win more money.
2 years ago
do people actually find this show entertaining??
2 years ago
I find the retards amusing...
2 years ago
I want to know the process they go through to find these people. It is very sad that we have people who are this dumb.
2 years ago
In ze Fatherland such frauleins were used for entertainment, but of course zey were zen executed.
2 years ago
Stupidity, much like hatred and prejudice knows not the boundaries of race or culture. Though it is amazing what we as adults tend to forget when we don't use knowledge. The French Who wants to be a millionaire was priceless. The world is filled with morons thats why shows like this are entertaining. Its no wonder that we have the technology to beam bullshit across this planet in the blink of an eye, but cannot solve the real problems of the world. There are smart people in every country, they're not as entertaining to watch. Shit like this makes us feel superior because it strokes our egos.

Common sense is not so common. - Voltaire (some French asshole) LMAO!
2 years ago
I agree, and I also think that she experienced brain lock because of the studio, the cameras, the kids, etc. At least I hope that is the cause.

2 years ago
It's funny how they have a guy hosting the show with a fifth grade education... The world we live in..
2 years ago
There's 352 feet in a yard!! LMFAO!! Those "chemistry" questions. They're a killer every time! Hahahahaha!
2 years ago
Ha ha ha! Wow! I guess girls aren't that good with math. Even the girl next to the broad got it wrong! I guess she is bad at Chemistry too! Chemistry? What a tard!!!
2 years ago
I wanna marry this chick. My dick would be five and a half feet!
2 years ago
yes and mine would be 6 feet but whos counting
2 years ago
people would know its not true when you both still need to dig out the tweezers to take a leak.
2 years ago


AND MINE WOULD BE 4-1/2 INCHees.. ERRR....I MEAN 63 YARDS ..YAAA WWWOHO.
2 years ago
...I just wished she sold loam....352 feet per yard....costs me about $1.25 to do my whole place. (actually didn't to the math....what the hell, she didn't either.)
2 years ago

well, it almost certain she voted for Bush.



the second time!!!
2 years ago
she's clearly a detective. jacob and shelby are about 37 feet tall each according to her. IT'S 2 FREAKIN KIDS ON THEIR SHOULDERS!
2 years ago
What a dumb bitch!!!!!
2 years ago
She should be taken out back and beaten for being that stupid - the kid with his arms out in complete bewilderment probably would agree.
2 years ago


but can she spell Iraq?
2 years ago
I think this idiot went to George Bush High.
2 years ago
That was clever. A reference to Bush. Did you think that one up all by yourself?
2 years ago
Seriously funny!

"Sounds like you were home schooled and you were there by yourself"

Just so I have it right...

There is an entertainment program that pits the wits of America's Fox TV viewing minds against those of children. (Fox viewers not ALL Americans I might add before this post gets deluged with 'anti american' responses - I'm not!)

And she is Texan,

And Potus is Texan... Hmmmmmm

2 years ago
Me fail English, that's umpossible.
2 years ago
She's gonna smell like hotdogs.
2 years ago
Dumb Cunt!!! Typical!
2 years ago
.... Uhhh... So she's worse than a 5th (or rather 2nd) grader because she doesn't have her conversion ratios memorized?

Big fucking deal. Like that shit ever mattered. The Imperial measurement system blows anyway.
2 years ago
I would understand not knowing gallons, quarts, pints, and cups, but yards and feet are the most basic ones.

I do agree, though, the system we use in this country sucks. Multiples of 10 are much more intuitive than numbers drawn from a hat.
2 years ago
a perfect example of what has happened to education in this country at the hands of liberals. . . i'm sure her teachers told her she did well so she'd feel good about herself
2 years ago
oh Jacob SOOOOOO wants to say, "WTF??"
2 years ago
I hope she's good in bed. . .otherwise she's gonna wind up on welfare
2 years ago
That is one stupid cunt. Change the name to " Are you smarter than a piece of shit?"
2 years ago
Outcome would be no different, though...
2 years ago
I like the shocked look on her face when he told her she lost. It was as if she didn't see it coming...
2 years ago
MAXIMUM STUPIDITY REACHED.
PRESS [DIE] TO REBOOT.
2 years ago
Wow!! One for the blondes!!!! What an idiot!
2 years ago
hey canadasux it's german
2 years ago
German you dumb shits their speaking german not french!this is so depressing to know you two thought it was french.that in itself is as funny as the video clip!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
What a dumb broad!
2 years ago
This just reaffirms my assertion that white people are the dumbest on the planet. Especially Texans, they're just plain morons.
2 years ago
wow that idiot cant do math to save her life thats pathetic
1 year ago
Bloody Hell. No wonder the americans are loosing the war on Terror!!!!!!!!!!
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