Life Lasts Just 40 Seconds

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First:bikerboy
2 months ago
Not first either.
2 months ago
Not much of anything really!
2 months ago
2 months ago
fudge...when i realized no one commented i rushed to sign up then u came along bikerboy......gay
2 months ago
way gay.
2 months ago
The old man looks like a real ass.
2 months ago
Drivel.
2 months ago
Absolutely the most dangerous idea Google has ever had.

https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin?service=health&nui=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fhealth%2Fp%2F&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fhealth%2Fp%2F&rm=hide#utm_source=us-et-more&utm_medium=et&utm_campaign=health

What kind of idiot would put their medical records into the public domain, where it can be mined by corporate America, and identity thieves. But, don't worry Google says all of your information is "protected".
2 months ago
Of course corporate America keeps telling me how to safeguard my personal information and credit card numbers, every time those corporations steal my personal information and credit card numbers.

But don't worry Google has the same respect for your information as the rest of corporate America.
2 months ago
Hacker and thief issues aside, I wish I could have access to my records as easy as that!
2 months ago
From revealing my intimates I have no fear of exposure. As a matter of fat I'm typing nekkid right now...
2 months ago
Im with arseface TOTAL DRIVEL & SHITE
2 months ago
This is about the 500th 'accelerated aging' vid on here and not a good one at that.
2 months ago
2 months ago
Shit and I was sure my life was moving too fast;
2 months ago
LOL!! Amen to that gym!
2 months ago
Any probing necessary?
2 months ago
i need probe no have money but have cats
2 months ago
fuck.....i need probe
2 months ago
AGE,first you forget names, then you forget faces, next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ( Geo Burns)
2 months ago
LMAO!! Then you forget ...... wtf..??
2 months ago
how beautifully leaves grow old, how full of light and color are their last days;
2 months ago
Turd.

Prepare to be probed, deeply, relentlessly, thoroughly, skilfully and masterfully.
I am The Prober. My probing is the probing of ages, the probing of secret caverns of the soul, the probing of deep dark canyons of the psyche.
My mission - to probe the inner recesses of every man.
Turd - I have studied your profile and your posts. The inescapable conclusion the Mighty Prober has come to is this.
You are an imbecile.
Sorry.
2 months ago
amen
2 months ago
to the prober i could not have said it better, way to go 5 stars
2 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
2 months ago
zing!
2 months ago
Now that was funny.....
2 months ago
Scab.

I am The Prober. A double probe! O Joyous Day! O Felicitous Occasion!

Your early life as a student of astrophysics at the University of Nantucket led to great things. Now, as Emeritus Professor at USC, you are he envy of academia. When you publish your new book on The Expanding Universe, you will be lauded by the worldwide scientific community and quite possibly awarded a Nobel Prize.
On the downside, you are a masturbating little prick who wipes his arse with sandpaper becasue it's the nearest you ever get to a thrill.
Consider yourself probed.
2 months ago
LOL
2 months ago
Triple LOL!
2 months ago
Is it possible to be a milfwoman?

I believe so
2 months ago
think I recall seeing this on TV, but don't remember what the original commercial was about.
2 months ago
somone needs to get that kid off of growth hormones
2 months ago
This video is Michael Jackson's nightmare
2 months ago
Using my best Forrest Gump impression:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper......... the closer you get to the end the faster it goes!
2 months ago
The X-Box aging commercial was a lot better.
2 months ago
nil
2 months ago

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