What kind of idiot would put their medical records into the public domain, where it can be mined by corporate America, and identity thieves. But, don't worry Google says all of your information is "protected".
Of course corporate America keeps telling me how to safeguard my personal information and credit card numbers, every time those corporations steal my personal information and credit card numbers.
But don't worry Google has the same respect for your information as the rest of corporate America.
Prepare to be probed, deeply, relentlessly, thoroughly, skilfully and masterfully. I am The Prober. My probing is the probing of ages, the probing of secret caverns of the soul, the probing of deep dark canyons of the psyche. My mission - to probe the inner recesses of every man. Turd - I have studied your profile and your posts. The inescapable conclusion the Mighty Prober has come to is this. You are an imbecile. Sorry.
I am The Prober. A double probe! O Joyous Day! O Felicitous Occasion!
Your early life as a student of astrophysics at the University of Nantucket led to great things. Now, as Emeritus Professor at USC, you are he envy of academia. When you publish your new book on The Expanding Universe, you will be lauded by the worldwide scientific community and quite possibly awarded a Nobel Prize. On the downside, you are a masturbating little prick who wipes his arse with sandpaper becasue it's the nearest you ever get to a thrill. Consider yourself probed.
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