Pod, if i can secure a victory in this month then who knows!! The senate? congress Perhaps?...Yes, Just maybe I could go all the way.......... down the block and be a crossing guard? WOW! just think a bright red vest and my very own whistle!
Boy I bet ole Douche would be pissed then...drifts off to daydream on that awhile ....(big smile).
RandalFlagg was a douchebag long before somebody else took the name. True story, it's on wikipedia!!! Why don't I get credit on the scorecard for my prowess at 2nd, and why no credit for the "69 factor" for the original "1st next day post???
HEY DOUCHE!! This guy says I'm a better Douchebag then you! LOL!
S.B You sound genuinely hurt! But Why are you trying to harsh on my buzz cat? If you really want to start throwing insults at (ME) ??? because Ranger may have miscalculated the tally, then by all means bring it!!!
Like the Man saith, its better to give then it is to receive !
Are you digging me brother?? Man you groovin in on this here vibe?
I AM THE ONE THE ONLY DOUCHEBAG!!! BETTER YET, I AM USED!!!!!
No one disses me like that. Ima have to get medieval on that ass!!!!!!! One more insult my way and I will pummel you until I get tired, which will be a very long time as I am a new and re-invigorated douchebag!
I champion douche, i got your back buddy, where be the scoundrels at, I'll Moon em'!.....ha,ha,ha,.........he,he.......awww shit.....I thought it was funny.
Thank you Serious. I am still laughing my ass off!!!! That was gross (I would never do it, but I can't stop laughing). I practically got tears in my eyes!!!
You still hungry surfer, as the white girl has some leftover loose stool and vomit in a cup. Just in case you wanted some.
Wow, all you guys are fucking pussies. I watched 2g1c and was hardly phased. I watched a fifteen minute film consisting of 5 separate men performing live castrations on themselves. This shit has been around forever. You guys are hardly internet veterans. If you can't take the goatse, get out of the internet.
People! People! This sort of thing has been going on since the beginning of time! (a few years ago) It dates as far back when Moses descended Mt.Olympus carrying twelve commandments in one hand and two goats and a bowl in the other. When he got to camp much to his dismay, he found everyone was already watching two eunuchs and a saucer. Well it goes on from there but you get the drift!
ok, I'm guessing two girls were doing something really gross. I am further guessing it has something to do with shit? I guess I don't really want to know. I'm trying to kind of skim over it in my mind, not delve too far into the specifics.
Whoever made both the videos, the grandma AND the original video are fucked up. Point well taken chuck.
Call me a pussy or call me whatever you want, I've never seen something as distasteful, raunchy, and plain out perverse as these videos. I'd like to think that we live in a cruel free world but that is definitely not the case. Whoever would get off or even imagine something like that needs severe help.
Randal - By accident that is true as well. Is the Vulcan mind stuff science or religion? I guess the meld was science, as it was repeatable, by other Vulcan's.
Podman, thx for that link. David Tallbot is easy on the ears and holds ones interest. only watched 1/4 of the film but will continue later1
(But is it science or religion,) I thought was actually put in the right spot the first time, and that it was a question poised to Chuck as to wether the Vulcan mind meld was either science or religion !! LOLOLOL!
It is not science, but it had one interesting idea that could become a which came first chicken or egg argument, if one removes 'the current connection through a vacuum' part of it.
Their speculation that the Sun fuses hydrogen via plasma, or is plasma as result of nuclear fusion.
Some of their points are just ought wrong (comet tails), and it stands in direct contradiction to their defined points. Without any data or observations from their end they might as well be discussing Bigfoot. It does provide food for thought though.
Interesting vid, but with a lot of missing info pro and con, such as...
There IS "fusion" happening on the sun, this is NOT in question.
No mention of the "weakly interacting massive particle" (aka, WIMP or dark matter) which is the current theory of how we (the universe and everything in it) is "glued together.
They talk about magnetism "weak nuclear force" but what about the "strong nuclear force"?
How bout the fact that Venus is MUCH weirder than than all other planets, it has a "retrograde" or reverse rotation in relation to the other planets, it's "day" is longer than it's year, has an average temp of 485 C, yet has water ice at it's poles...
Next year we will get some answers, and with that many more questions, with the launch of GLAST(Gamma-ray Large Area Space Telescope)..which will probe some of science's deepest questions, such as...
What is our Universe is made of, and search for new laws of physics.
Explain how black holes accelerate jets of material to nearly light speed.
Help crack the mystery of stupendously powerful explosions known as gamma-ray bursts.
Answer long-standing questions across a broad range of topics, including solar flares, pulsars, and the origin of cosmic rays.
Couple that with the LHC (aka Large Hadron Collider), going on line next year to search for physicists "holy grail" the "Higgs Boson", which if found, will verify the last and grandest aspect of the "standard model" answering the ancient question of what mass is....or if not...causing the the "standard model" to be reevaluated form the ground up.
That would be enough techno babble from me...I really need to get to work!
Miter - Agreed, fusion is a fact as spectra confirms. However there is so little known about plasma physics, that some of what they say (although sheer speculation) is interesting. We have been trying to initiate continuous fusion with laser compression, resulting in plasma as the working model. Indeed the compression plasmas in ultrasonic generators using fluids are still little understood. But I think there is a answer to many problems in the plasma Gordian Knot, and the door is still not completely closed on cold fusion.
Can plasmas be self sustaining given the proper environment?
They did not discuss anything about atomic forces, or how they are related to their theory, but the two are related. A atomic bomb will produce a EMP, and the sun is a magnetic cauldron.
Actually magnetism is the least understood of all the forces. Their demonstration is silly, as gravity is the weakest of the forces, but still no monopoles. Still no explanation as to how molten iron can produce a magnetic field. And just a wild germ of an idea as to the state of the magnetism at the atomic level.
As to Venus, I read just this morning that lightning has been detected! What a odd place it is.
I think the current explanation of pulsars is pretty good. I can imagine it, and I think neutron stars are not inconsistent with current theory.
The Higgs hunt will be interesting. Do you think their mini black holes will evaporate, or are we all going to get a direct look? Hawking say they will evaporate.
As to gamma ray bursts who knows. Supernova version for a black hole? Gods death ray? LOL
Plasma's in fluid have great applications already (I'm assuming you're referring to coaxial plasma reactor's) they use them (with the help of an internal ultrasonic generator) to isolate unwanted pollutants such as sulfur and nitrogen from fuels, other flammable liquids and even sewage treatment.
Can plasma's be self sustaining?, cold fusion achieved? Soon...maybe, of course it's the self sustaining part (aka high bootstrap fractio) that sit's just out of reach, but oh how cool it would be, to fire up a sleek sports car, say maybe a Delorean, with mini fusion drive, then tank up with water!
They didn't talk about the nuclear (fusion) bomb, which is a very large ball of plasma (non electrical) put into that state by fusion. I've never heard of any "nuke bolts".
Magnetism is definitely strange stuff, since we were talking about Venus, I'll use that as an example...Venus has no magnetic field, even though it's iron core is about the same as Earth's....what's the difference?
It's slow rotation is too slow to create the "dynamo" effect, (or as you noted "theory") which thought to be achieved by convection driven friction between different layers of molten "core material" producing a current loop, thereby producing a giant electromagnet.
With the GLAST, I think black holes will be revealed in all there gamma ray glory, and let's all hope no GRB beam gets aimed in our direction...that WOULD be a death ray!
I think the old woman had no basis (visual experience) on which to access the video. It is very likely that I will not watch the 2girls video, because I've seen other videos that were a disgusting, and to this day I cannot get those images out of my head.
I believe this was a cruel thing to do this woman, because she had no mental context upon which she could be prepared.
When one has lived long enough, as I have, we begin to exercise wisdom in our decisions on where to walk at night, and what to watch based on value. Don't mistake the desire not to view this video solely as being prudish, it could just be that to enhance ones life experience, some make decisions about which trail leads to the desired result.
Chuck I hate to say it, And I'm not usually so harsh but it seem to me most people in my countries southern states (not all thank God) Are so ass backwards and keep letting people like this take advantage of them! pretty sad if I think about it!
Hopefully this guy might get caught a little quicker! Thx for the slink.
RF said 'some' NOT 'all' people in the southern states were ass backwards.
His assumption would appear to be true given that these backwoodsians are letting themselves be led by babbling fools like Pickering. No doubt you support Mr Pickering in his gibberish
The important bit was that RF felt it SAD that this is the case.
No bigotry there Streamy. Just an honestly put opinion.
Come down of that hoss...move away from the hoss...resist the urge to preach...and breeeeathe....gooose fraa baaa!
"but it seem to me most people in my countries southern states (not all thank God) Are so ass backwards"
If that isn't bigoted and stereotypical garbage, I don't know what is.
Mako...he doesn't need you to rescue him, or misquote him.
Seems to me, as a Southerner, that one of the only displeasing things I run into with northerners is their insufferable disdain for southerners...while moving by the Prius-load down here. The attitude of the nawtherner towards the southerner as someone who needs to be managed is, in part, what was being overturned in the War of Northern Aggression, was it not?
Now, Mako, please don't stoop from your lofty perch to help RF...he can take care of himself.
Ok fair enough Streamy - I appreciate as a southerner you probably get your fair share of shit but I think RFs point was that it is sad there seem so many who ARE hugely gullible down there and would happily let a gibbering buffoon like Pickering become their representative...
I guess years of disdain at the hands of northerners have made you feel defensive about it. That's understandable.
Back to my original point - RF was only voicing an opinion.He wasn't being a bigot.
Being a bigot would have meant he'd have said something along the lines of:
"All southerners are stoopid sister fuckin southern hillbillies who're just too damn dumb to elect their own representatives so they late the lord elect one for them - aaaaymen!"
Here I will even (holy crap) compliment you and suggest that, creationist beliefs aside, you probably aren't one of those gullible backwoodsians despite what you and I say to each other during the course of argument!
Dictionary bigot |ˈbigət| noun a person who is bigoted : religious bigots. See note at zealot . ORIGIN late 16th cent.(denoting a superstitious religious hypocrite): from French, of unknown origin.
noun he was denounced as an anti-Catholic bigot chauvinist, partisan, sectarian; racist, sexist, homophobe, dogmatist, jingoist. See note at zealot .
Wow! Do you think you got the big picture there hoss? LOL!
Lets see, what did I say that made me a bigot? Hmm...
{ I'm not usually so harsh but it seem to me most people in my countries southern states (not all thank God) Are so ass backwards and keep letting people like this take advantage of them! pretty sad if I think about it!}
Oh yes, Silly me! a regular Archie Bunker I turned out to be! Look I'm a zealot!
Thats pretty funny stream, a bigot ...Ahh..What next..? Is it you are just becoming bored and need a bit of drama to get you going?
Or are you flying the stars and bars out side your house and you were a little hurt by my comment because there may be some truth in what I wrote?
ooooooh .. no way...i mean it was kinda gross... i didn't feel like throwing up or anything .. but it's a really fucked up video maaan!
uuugh ... poor grandma... =S
sarik, I am curious about the vid. I mean, I get the general gist, from all the postings. But not entirely sure. Since it seems you have seen it, could you give a short description, so I do not have to see it myself? I'm suggestible, and if it's too bad, it will haunt me! I also have a weak stomach. I would appreciate a little specific info about what they are actually DOING! But don't want to watch it myself.
You could just keep it simple, maybe leave out the worst of it, but just a general idea.
Thanks in advance! Or anyone else who might feel inclined to offer an explanation would be good too.
2 Girls, 1 Cup is a touching yet controversial short movie about the trials and challenges two lifelong friends face on the road to winning the coveted Pigs on Camera Trophy. Helen is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but sometimes acts without thinking. Jane is the quiet one, but plans to win with careful planning and knowledge of Helen's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal with opposition from their parents, as well as a sudden illness that threatens both of their chances at success. Who will end up with with the Pigs Trophy? Can their friendship survive the competition?
mako, podman, thank you, for keeping out the worst of it, yet satisfying my curiosity. I suspected it was something like that. Seriously wrong, all the way around.
A SHOCKING film depicting two young girls performing unspeakable acts has shocked middle America to the core.
"Two Girls - One Book" is circulating on the internet after first appearing on cult video clip website Glumbert.
Religious leaders and politicians last night slammed the movie, describing it variously as "the work of Satan", "a real threat to family values" and "thoroughly degrading".
The 5-minute video shows the girls, believed to be in their early teens, reading Richard Dawkins book "A Darwinian View of Life". As they turn the pages, they nod in agreement and make comments - most too perverted to print here - on the author's deconstruction of Creation Theory.
At one point, one of the girls is heard to murmur: "You know, this really puts the Intelligent Design brigade back in their cage."
The youngsters even laugh out loud at quotations from Creationist writers cited by Dawkins to support his arguments. The film concludes with them rolling on the floor clutching Dawkins' book and giggling provocatively.
Pastor Bill Orangutan of the Church of Jesus, Wyoming, said: "I couldn't watch all of this depravity, but from what I saw, it's clear something has to be done to stop stuff like this. I mean, would you like your kids to see it? It's all just too horrible."
Republican Senator Redd Hemroid told the Times his colleagues were united in their condemnation of the movie.
"I've seen some pretty risque films in my time - in fact Mrs Hemroid and I often watch them after I've had a hard day on Capitol Hill - but you have to draw the line somewhere. I'd say my views are pretty liberal on most things, but young people shouldn't be exposed to filth of this sort. Pretty soon they'll be saying the world is more than 6,000 years old, and where will that lead us?"
A White House spokesman said: "President Bush abhors the growth of movies such as this which mock Creation Theory. No civilised society can condone cyncical exploitation of vulnerable young people. The FBI has been instructed to hunt down the makers of this particular movie and bring its makers to justice, which will be speedy and result in them going to the electric chair."
Chairman of the American Scatological Society Marvin Puppah said: I do give a shit."
I was gonna have him swear on my daughter's life that 'International...' was either Adolfvanker or DannyBoy. But then I, you know, got a grip on reality and remembered that although I may be hooked on Glumbert I don't necessarily have to sell my soul (like DannyBoy did.....ha,ha, ha......ummmm....errrr....okay, I'll shaddup now.). Soooooooooooo....Anywho.....who the hell are ya?
We're not worthy............We're not worthy...................We're not worthy..............(Okay maybe Randal, Pod, Chaz, Canuck, Mako, Skids, ftb, justme.............etc. (oh Danny Boy, the.....))
Grandma didn't (couldn't) stop watching...a clue to her character and clue to her abilities to raise offspring....
Room in which Grandma watched video...obviously a "bachelor pad"...TV in there, cluttered, ancient Led Zeppelin poster on door.....
Person who baited Grandma into watching.....no respect for Grandma...sits around watching porn (or glumbert) all day....the absolute poster child for a loser (what's worse than still living with Mom?...Living with grandma)!
Hey skids, howya doin'.....all I gotta say is.......(referring to the video, 'Tongue in Cheek' that is....he,he) awwwww crap, I forgot my point.....aka UDB style [anyone else out there feel the need to take a load off right about now]......oh there is so much more however I think most of you are tired of my imbecilic alter ego. Back to you skids, is the snow just an inconvenience or do you enjoy it..........or am I being naive in your reference to snow?.....I can tell you one thing......if anyone is gonna call that girl video fake I ain't never seen chocolate ice cream look like that before.
Hey skids, howya doin'.....all I gotta say is.......(referring to the video, 'Tongue in Cheek' that is....he,he) awwwww crap, I forgot my point.....aka UDB style [anyone else out there feel the need to take a load off right about now]......oh there is so much more however I think most of you are tired of my imbecilic alter ego. Back to you skids, is the snow just an inconvenience or do you enjoy it..........or am I being naive in your reference to snow?.....I can tell you one thing......if anyone is gonna call that girl video fake I ain't never seen chocolate ice cream look like that before
Posted wrong above....not that this was worth reposting, but I thought I should put it where it belonged. ish.
Skids you just checking in? Come on back! Love to hear about the days in your life! However exciting or mundane you think they are, I find them interesting to read! :)))
Today I've achieved yet another milestone in life...another major change to my world....one I've anticipated for years......one that brings happiness, yet tears....one that brings reflections of past time's....one that has me looking in the mirror and saying "I'm getting old".................................
My youngest and last of three children living at home, moves out on his own!
"There are two things we should give our children: one is roots the other is wings"
Thanks randal, but the idea of having people smashing things all over, giggling madly, humping in the back yard, throwing stuff at unmanned vehicles driving over my lawn, setting my landscaping on fire etc, would not be good....and then, there's the little people.......
Hey but what good time we would have, making a video for glumbert!
Ompa Loompa Oompty Doo, we're gonna be movin' in with you. Ompa Loompa Oompty Doo, Randal loves to play with his poo. Oompa Loompa Oompty Doo, Randal just might molest your feline too. Oompa Loompa Oompty Doo, aww what the hell a rubber doll will do. Oompa Loompa Oompty Doo......
I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture.
Hey slimeyuvula, what the fuck's your problem...can't do better than two word sentence's..or does that push the limit for you...FOL...no better yet
Fuck Off Loser...go back to your shit eating.
randallfag mitercunt pudman and 1 cup .... sorry it was 2 easy ..like your sisters and mommas and aunts and cousins ....oh wait you guys arent from canada i am sooooo sorry
then i should correct myself again.....randallfag,mitercunt,pudman and 6 cups because youre all too full of shit for just one.....i give you this with no ill will............or do i ?
I wondered what she was reating to, so I tried to find this video....couldn't watch it. TOTALLY DISGUSTING! I agree with Grandma... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! WHAT"S WRONG WITH THOSE GIRLS!?!
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