You see my father never hugged me or played catch with me. Now I've grown to resent him and I blow guys at bus stations all day. FIFTY dicks in my ass like the tail of a peacock. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DAD?!
On another note. Fuck the men that want a wife swap. You had the option of either being alone or being with the only person that could tolerate you. And just like the guy above, I'm sure you're no hot bitch either. A replacement wife like that is sure to be a vapid, rage inducing cunt anyhow.
You know you said about a month ago that Blacks are only 10% of the population. That's false, they're 12% of the American population.
You also said that they make up 60% of the prison population. This is also false. They make up 38.9% of the prison population, while white people make up 45% of the prison population (Bureau of Justice Statistics, 2005). You ought to do some research before you speak. Also, Obama is not a Black man, he is "other" - two or more races. If you recall he is white and black. His mother from Kansas and his father a doctor from Africa. So therefore, we are not voting for a black president, we are voting for Mr. Obama, not Mr. African American. Being an idiot is not an excuse for bigotry.
In conclusion, shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
i think i love you to (pacsexwomen) but there again, i believe you would rule the roost, get drunk at parties and flirt until i would want to cry, argue by the bins with you, it would be a fucked up scene i believe
He would still be unhappy, women munch you away, ok he would (she wouldn't) have great sex for a while, but then she would disappear with her mates, he would fall in love like a twat, he would then want his wife back, who by then had gained more weight, then where is he, in shitville exactly where he is now, you have to looker deeper.
Very profound skid.
But I think his new "child bride" would hang around for a very long time if he had $164 million.
As to the sex aspect -
Question - "How can you tell for sure a woman's cumming?"
Answer - "Who cares? I've got $164 million dollars!"
I am a hard yuppie living in an unsightly block of flats.
Mull is delightful. Worth taking the ferry to Iona if you haven't already done so. If you have, you'll know what I mean.
Edinburgh is indeed beautiful if somewhat overpriced on the property front. Are you still entertaining rich widows on cruise liners by the way?
Did visit Iona once, but typical human beings as we are, you find paradise and then you look for paradise, the last two times i've been we stayed local to the farm house which is based at the foot of a beautiful loch and just take in the surroundings without travelling the island.
Yeh those blocks of flats are something else, seen as you approach Glasgow from the south, something out of a Irvine Welsh book.
I'm not entertaining rich widows, my time is spent fighting the good fight between heart and head, like everyone else i believe.
Are you a Celtic or Rangers fan?
It's not a case of one versus the other. Both have charm. Skye is of course better known, and has a bridge connecting it with the mainland, which is either a good or a bad thing depending on how you look at it.
The Cuillin (Skye mountains) are spectacular and well worth seeing - but be prepared for mist which may mean you NEVER see them!
Personally, I prefer Mull, although both islands are pretty much populated by "arty crafty" people now because locals have been priced out of the house market.
If you don't look beyond the glorious scenery, and are on either island as a short-term visitor, they are equally stunning. Avoid Portree on Skye - expensive and disappointing. Go to the north of the island and see the Quirang - jagged outcrops of rock straight from Lord of the Rings.
On Mull - just about anywhere is beautiful. Recommend going to Iona while you're there - (see above) - as even if you don't have a spiritual bone in your body, the atmosphere there will blow your mind.
One of the good things about going to Mull is that you will probably spend a night pon the mainland first in Oban. Some people don't like it, but for me it has a buzz about it that makes it a special place. Drugs are also readily available there - disgraceful!
The Caledonian Macbrayne ferry company does excursions up the west coast which will take you to both islands. Hard to imagine a better short cruise anywhere in the world.
Hope this helps - and also that the cheque from the Scottish Tourist Board is in the post to yours truly!
The island of Staffa is home to Fingal's Cave, an unusual rock formation whose other end is at the Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland. Very spectacular and only approached by boat in favourable conditions. Mendelssohn wrote The Hebrides Overture after visiting. Great piece of music if you're into classical stuff. In fact, great even if you're not! Iona I'm not sure about. Can't think of any famous music written about it, but there might well be. Burial place of ancient kings of Scotland, famous abbey and Christian community, no cars - marvellous serene location. A good place for all us angry Glumberters to go to chill out......
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